• Sri Sri: I teach Art of Living.<br/>
Mallya: I teach Art of Leaving.<br/><br/>

Sri Sri: I teach Sudarshan Kriya.<br/>
Mallya: I teach Pradarshan Kriya.<br/><br/>

Sri Sri: I clean the banks of Yamuna.<br/>
Mallya: I clean the banks of India!
    Sri Sri: I teach Art of Living.
    Mallya: I teach Art of Leaving.

    Sri Sri: I teach Sudarshan Kriya.
    Mallya: I teach Pradarshan Kriya.

    Sri Sri: I clean the banks of Yamuna.
    Mallya: I clean the banks of India!
  • Interviewer: Any co-curricular activities in school?<br/>
Candidate: Dramatics.<br/>
Interviewer: Really? What did you do?<br/>
Candidate: Acted like I understood Physics, Chemistry & Maths!
    Interviewer: Any co-curricular activities in school?
    Candidate: Dramatics.
    Interviewer: Really? What did you do?
    Candidate: Acted like I understood Physics, Chemistry & Maths!
  • A phone number is a secret passcode that you share with people to allow communication!
    A phone number is a secret passcode that you share with people to allow communication!
  • Santa: What's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.<br/>
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.<br/>
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?<br/>
Santa: Sure, how much is that?<br/>
Barman: ₹ 1000.<br/>
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
    Santa: What's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
    Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
    Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
    Santa: Sure, how much is that?
    Barman: ₹ 1000.
    Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
  • Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki...<br/>
Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai!
    Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki...
    Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai!
  • My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.<br/>
I had to put my foot down!
    My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
    I had to put my foot down!
  • Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!
    Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!
  • When a man steals your wife let him keep her, because revenge is a dish best served frigid!
    When a man steals your wife let him keep her, because revenge is a dish best served frigid!
  • Men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get upset when women who don't know them don't want to talk to them!
    Men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get upset when women who don't know them don't want to talk to them!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Being pansexual has nothing to do with cooking and sex in the kitchen!
    What did I learn today?
    Being pansexual has nothing to do with cooking and sex in the kitchen!