• Going out to eat is SO last year!
    Going out to eat is SO last year!
  • Today I realized that breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed!
    Today I realized that breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed!
  • Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war but hit them with a newspaper and they die.<br/>
See how dangerous media is?
    Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war but hit them with a newspaper and they die.
    See how dangerous media is?
  • Ramadan is not only for fasting, but also to feed the hungry, help the needy, guard our tongue, not to judge others and forgive. That is the spirit of Ramadan.<br/>
Happy Ramadan!
    Ramadan is not only for fasting, but also to feed the hungry, help the needy, guard our tongue, not to judge others and forgive. That is the spirit of Ramadan.
    Happy Ramadan!
  • This month is full of blessings and wisdom. May the greatness of Allah fulfil your desires and dreams and keep us all safe and healthy.<br/>

Ramadan Mubarak to all!
    This month is full of blessings and wisdom. May the greatness of Allah fulfil your desires and dreams and keep us all safe and healthy.
    Ramadan Mubarak to all!
  • Instead of thinking about what you are missing, sometimes it is good to think about what you have that others are missing!
    Instead of thinking about what you are missing, sometimes it is good to think about what you have that others are missing!
  • Schools and Colleges are still on the non-essential list!<br/>
I am telling you, it was all a huge scam. We never needed to study!
    Schools and Colleges are still on the non-essential list!
    I am telling you, it was all a huge scam. We never needed to study!
  • Not to brag, but I help my wife in the house work by raising my legs so that she can finish vacuuming.<br/>
Sorry ladies, I'm taken!
    Not to brag, but I help my wife in the house work by raising my legs so that she can finish vacuuming.
    Sorry ladies, I'm taken!
  • Girl: Do you drink alcohol.<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
    Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
  • Crude prices go into negative:<br/>
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.<br/>
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.<br/>
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
    Crude prices go into negative:
    Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
    Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
    Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!