|Going out to eat is SO last year!|
|Today I realized that breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed!|
|Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war but hit them with a newspaper and they die.|
See how dangerous media is?
|Ramadan is not only for fasting, but also to feed the hungry, help the needy, guard our tongue, not to judge others and forgive. That is the spirit of Ramadan.|
|This month is full of blessings and wisdom. May the greatness of Allah fulfil your desires and dreams and keep us all safe and healthy.|
Ramadan Mubarak to all!
|Instead of thinking about what you are missing, sometimes it is good to think about what you have that others are missing!|
|Schools and Colleges are still on the non-essential list!|
I am telling you, it was all a huge scam. We never needed to study!
|Not to brag, but I help my wife in the house work by raising my legs so that she can finish vacuuming.|
Sorry ladies, I'm taken!
|Girl: Do you drink alcohol.|
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
|Crude prices go into negative:|
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!