|A Note From Kerala:|
I found it difficult to get a coconut tree climber to harvest the coconuts on my land.
So I hung a board outside my house stating that it is forbidden by tradition for women to harvest coconuts.
Now I have a line of women activists wanting to climb trees and harvest coconuts and that too... for free!
|Relationship doesn't shine by shaking hands in best time, but it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations!|
|There is a huge amount of freedom that comes to you when you take nothing personally!|
|Make a mind which never minds.|
Make a heart which never hurts.
Make a touch which never pains & make a relation which never ends.
|Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.|
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
|Doctor: Miss, What's the problem?|
Girl: Nothing, I'm fine.
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not your boyfriend!
|Teacher: Count from 1 to 10|
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
|Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!|
|Me? A procrastinator?|
I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
|What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? |
Well, the flag is a big plus!