|Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.|
|Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?|
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
|What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?|
Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
|If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;|
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!
Girl: Okay, so how do I get in shape?
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.
Girl: Please stop joking, I am serious!
|Science will admit when it is wrong;|
but Religion will kill to prove it is right!
|If you want happiness then be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything!|
|Every moment of your life is a picture which you had never seen before and which you'll never see again.|
So enjoy and live life and make your each moment beautiful.
|After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.|
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!