• Happy birthday to the woman who still makes my heart skip a beat - my wonderful wife. <br/>
May your birthday be filled with a million moments of laughter and love. <br/>
Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
    Happy birthday to the woman who still makes my heart skip a beat - my wonderful wife.
    May your birthday be filled with a million moments of laughter and love.
    Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
  • Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!
    Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!
  • Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words!
    Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words!
  • Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something!
    Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something!
  • No matter what goes on in your life, always remember that your current conditions do not reflect your ultimate potential! <br/>
Good Morning!
    No matter what goes on in your life, always remember that your current conditions do not reflect your ultimate potential!
    Good Morning!
  • Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
    Surround yourself with people who have issues.
    Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
  • What did the biologist wear on his first date?<br/>
Designer genes!
    What did the biologist wear on his first date?
    Designer genes!
  • Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
    Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
  • Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.<br/>
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - `Kamal Ko Vote Dein!`
    Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
    That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
  • Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!
    Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!