|How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."|
|It's 2019, and we still don't have a button on the TV that makes the remote beep to find it easier!|
|May your success soar high like a kite;|
Your sorrows burn in a bonfire;
You experience a very sweet life like Rewris;
And may God always protect you in a shell-like peanut!
Wish you all a joyous Lohri!
|You're not supposed to win or lose arguments. You're supposed to reach a mutual understanding and agreement. Otherwise, you both lose!|
|Struggles are required in order to survive in life, because in order to stand up, you gotta know what falling down is like!|
|Your past is done, so forget it, your future is yet to come, so dream it, but your present is now, so live it with no regrets.|
|Husband: I thought you were dieting?|
Wife: I am.
Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos.
Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting!
|Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.|
Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming?
|Ladies, if he|
Remembers your birthday
Knows all your secrets
Spends a lot of time with you
Knows all your friends
That's not your man. That's Mark Zuckerberg!
|Eat like no one is going to see you naked!|