• Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
    Good Morning!
  • Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?<br/>
Boy: Why should I go?<br/>
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
    Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
    Boy: Why should I go?
    Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
  • What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?<br/>
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Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
    What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?
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    Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
  • If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;<br/>
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
    If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;
    Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
  • Listen Honey,<br/>
The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!
    Listen Honey,
    The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!
  • In Gym:<br/>
Girl: Okay, so how do I get in shape?<br/>
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.<br/>
Girl: Please stop joking, I am serious!
    In Gym:
    Girl: Okay, so how do I get in shape?
    Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.
    Girl: Please stop joking, I am serious!
  • Science will admit when it is wrong;<br/>
but Religion will kill to prove it is right!
    Science will admit when it is wrong;
    but Religion will kill to prove it is right!
  • If you want happiness then be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything!
    If you want happiness then be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything!
  • Every moment of your life is a picture which you had never seen before and which you'll never see again.<br/>
So enjoy and live life and make your each moment beautiful.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Every moment of your life is a picture which you had never seen before and which you'll never see again.
    So enjoy and live life and make your each moment beautiful.
    Good Morning!
  • After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.<br/>
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?<br/>
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.<br/>
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?<br/>
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
    After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.
    Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
    Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
    Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
    Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
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