|Happy birthday to the woman who still makes my heart skip a beat - my wonderful wife. |
May your birthday be filled with a million moments of laughter and love.
Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
|Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!|
|Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words!|
|Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something!|
|No matter what goes on in your life, always remember that your current conditions do not reflect your ultimate potential! |
|Surround yourself with people who have issues.|
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
|What did the biologist wear on his first date?|
|Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.|
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
|Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.|
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
|Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!|