• Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.<br/>
He knows good things take a little more time!
    Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.
    He knows good things take a little more time!
  • <b>#firstofall</b><br/><br/>
 
When am I gonna see you again?<br/>
First of all, you saw me by accident!
    #firstofall

    When am I gonna see you again?
    First of all, you saw me by accident!
  • Do you know any jokes about Sodium? <br/>
Na!
    Do you know any jokes about Sodium?
    Na!
  • I always feel at home at Starbucks because they shout at you when the food is ready!
    I always feel at home at Starbucks because they shout at you when the food is ready!
  • Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
    Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
  • May your birthday be bright as your smile, warm as your heart and as sparkling as your accessories.<br/>
Happy Birthday to my sunshine!
    May your birthday be bright as your smile, warm as your heart and as sparkling as your accessories.
    Happy Birthday to my sunshine!
  • The couples that are `meant to be` are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
    The couples that are "meant to be" are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
  • Halloween fun is soon to begin. Hope your day is awesome and full of great treats.<br/>
Have a bewitching night and a very Happy Halloween!
    Halloween fun is soon to begin. Hope your day is awesome and full of great treats.
    Have a bewitching night and a very Happy Halloween!
  • Sometimes, the best things in life come out of the worst situations!
    Sometimes, the best things in life come out of the worst situations!
  • Judge nothing, you will be happy.<br/>
Forgive everything, you will be happier.<br/>
Love everything, you will be happiest.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Judge nothing, you will be happy.
    Forgive everything, you will be happier.
    Love everything, you will be happiest.
    Good Morning!