• I hate when I finish two cheeseburgers, fries, and an apple pie...<br/>
then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds!
    I hate when I finish two cheeseburgers, fries, and an apple pie...
    then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds!
  • My wife kept going on and on about what she should use the empty drawer for.<br/>
Eventually, I told her to put a sock in it!
    My wife kept going on and on about what she should use the empty drawer for.
    Eventually, I told her to put a sock in it!
  • The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans!
    The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans!
  • On kiss day, I wish that my every day was full of some more moment like this.<br/>
A Happy Kiss Day to my love!
    On kiss day, I wish that my every day was full of some more moment like this.
    A Happy Kiss Day to my love!
  • If you think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I have blown in the air finally catching up with you.<br/>
Happy Kiss Day!
    If you think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I have blown in the air finally catching up with you.
    Happy Kiss Day!
  • Five benefits of Kissing	<br/>
Change Taste<br/>
Burn Calories <br/>
Lips never go dry <br/>
Relieve stress <br/>
Make face muscles strong <br/>
So keep Kissing!<br/>
Happy Kiss Day!
    Five benefits of Kissing
    Change Taste
    Burn Calories
    Lips never go dry
    Relieve stress
    Make face muscles strong
    So keep Kissing!
    Happy Kiss Day!
  • Being with no one is better than being with the wrong one because those who fly solo often have the strongest wings!
    Being with no one is better than being with the wrong one because those who fly solo often have the strongest wings!
  • What is a Teacher?<br/>
Who teaches us how to make plain rice in class and expects us to cook Biryani in exams!
    What is a Teacher?
    Who teaches us how to make plain rice in class and expects us to cook Biryani in exams!
  • Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from!
    Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from!
  • Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!
    Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!