• Everyone is trying to find the right person, but nobody is trying to be the right person!
    Everyone is trying to find the right person, but nobody is trying to be the right person!
  • Please don't confuse Nipah virus with Nikah virus, Nikah virus is an untreatable and lifelong disorder!
    Please don't confuse Nipah virus with Nikah virus, Nikah virus is an untreatable and lifelong disorder!
  • My crush and petrol are so similar..<br/> 
Both are highly reactive and Dono Ke Bhav Badte Hi Ja Rahe Hain!
    My crush and petrol are so similar..
    Both are highly reactive and Dono Ke Bhav Badte Hi Ja Rahe Hain!
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • As a parent one thing that I learnt is, `Playing with a toddler is half play and half self defense`!
    As a parent one thing that I learnt is, "Playing with a toddler is half play and half self defense"!
  • What do you call a dictionary on drugs? <br/>
Addictionary!
    What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
    Addictionary!
  • Cacti are the most antisocial plants, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, `Don't come near me`!
    Cacti are the most antisocial plants, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, "Don't come near me"!
  • If your friends don't roast you, they are not your true friends!
    If your friends don't roast you, they are not your true friends!
  • Expectations are like daydreams, they'll excite you just long enough to bring you crashing back down to reality!
    Expectations are like daydreams, they'll excite you just long enough to bring you crashing back down to reality!
  • Shoes or people if they hurt you, they are not your size!
    Shoes or people if they hurt you, they are not your size!