• They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world:<br/>
 
Someone to love;<br/>
Something to do;<br/>
And something to hope for.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world:
    Someone to love;
    Something to do;
    And something to hope for.
    Good Morning!
  • A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal!Upload to Facebook
    A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal!
  • When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+,  I'll have:<br/>
A big Penthouse.<br/>
Ferrari & Lamborgini<br/>
Farm in the hills<br/>
Island in the Carribean<br/>
I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.<br/>
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 I am  50+Upload to Facebook
    When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+, I'll have:
    A big Penthouse.
    Ferrari & Lamborgini
    Farm in the hills
    Island in the Carribean
    I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.












    I am 50+
  • Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?<br/>
#DiwaliSafaiUpload to Facebook
    Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?
    #DiwaliSafai
  • I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him `Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same`?<br/>

He replied, `Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife!`Upload to Facebook
    I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him "Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same"?
    He replied, "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife!"
  • Navjot Siddhu Ne Aaj TV Pe Live Bola Hai, Gurdaspur Ki Jeet Bjp K Top Leaders Ke Munh Pe Ek Thappad Hai, Jiski Goonj Poore Desh Mein Sunaayi Degi.<br/>
Mujhe Lag Raha Hai Kal Siddhu Ke Ghar CBI Ki Raid Padegi!Upload to Facebook
    Navjot Siddhu Ne Aaj TV Pe Live Bola Hai, Gurdaspur Ki Jeet Bjp K Top Leaders Ke Munh Pe Ek Thappad Hai, Jiski Goonj Poore Desh Mein Sunaayi Degi.
    Mujhe Lag Raha Hai Kal Siddhu Ke Ghar CBI Ki Raid Padegi!
  • Sun glows for a day,<br/>
Candle for an hour,<br/>
Matchstick for a minute,<br/>
But a wish can glow days forever,<br/>
So here is my wish for glowing Dhanteras.<br/>
Wish you a Happy Dhanteras!Upload to Facebook
    Sun glows for a day,
    Candle for an hour,
    Matchstick for a minute,
    But a wish can glow days forever,
    So here is my wish for glowing Dhanteras.
    Wish you a Happy Dhanteras!
  • May this Dhanteras light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everything bright & beautiful and fill your days with pleasant surprises and moments.<br/>
Happy Dhanteras to you and your family!Upload to Facebook
    May this Dhanteras light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everything bright & beautiful and fill your days with pleasant surprises and moments.
    Happy Dhanteras to you and your family!
  • May the holy prayers of Diwali Pooja echo forever in your home and may Goddess Laxmi and Lord Ganesha bless you with health, wealth, name and fame!<br/>
Have a joyous Diwali!Upload to Facebook
    May the holy prayers of Diwali Pooja echo forever in your home and may Goddess Laxmi and Lord Ganesha bless you with health, wealth, name and fame!
    Have a joyous Diwali!
  • You're more than a boss - you're a mentor and a leader. Thanks for everything you do.<br/>
Happy Boss Day!Upload to Facebook
    You're more than a boss - you're a mentor and a leader. Thanks for everything you do.
    Happy Boss Day!
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