|What is Dracula's favorite drink? |
|On this Independence Day, take a minute or two to thank for such a precious gift.|
Wish you all a Happy Independence Day!
|No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect.|
Let's contribute towards the perfection of our country.
Happy Independence Day!
|If you think success will come overnight, you're fooling yourself. Don't forget to keep the long-term picture in mind!|
|Action speaks louder than words. But there comes a time wherein words speaks clearer than actions.|
|Parents, then: Would it kill you to pick up the phone?|
Parents, now: Would it kill you to put down the phone?
|Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. |
Me: "No, I always give 110%"!
|My friend just got a job at the dentist.|
I said, "Is it full time?"
He said, "No, I'm just filling in"!
|I was driving on the motorway yesterday in a hearse.|
Police pulled me over for undertaking!
|I never cried at weddings, except for the last one when the preacher asked me if I do!|