|Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!|
|Winters - the time of the year when you have an acceptable excuse to blame your laziness!|
|Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!|
|My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!|
|My body is a temple.|
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
|There are two kinds of people:
1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater
|True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!|
|I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!|
|Accept the challenges in life with a smile on your face, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory!|
|When you find no solution to a problem, it's probably not a problem to be solved, but rather a truth to be accepted.|
Sleep Tight! Good Night!