|Everyone is trying to find the right person, but nobody is trying to be the right person!|
|Please don't confuse Nipah virus with Nikah virus, Nikah virus is an untreatable and lifelong disorder!|
|My crush and petrol are so similar..|
Both are highly reactive and Dono Ke Bhav Badte Hi Ja Rahe Hain!
|What do you call a fat psychic? |
A four-chin teller!
|As a parent one thing that I learnt is, "Playing with a toddler is half play and half self defense"!|
|What do you call a dictionary on drugs? |
|Cacti are the most antisocial plants, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, "Don't come near me"!|
|If your friends don't roast you, they are not your true friends!|
|Expectations are like daydreams, they'll excite you just long enough to bring you crashing back down to reality!|
|Shoes or people if they hurt you, they are not your size!|