• Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!
    Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!
  • Winters - the time of the year when you have an acceptable excuse to blame your laziness!
    Winters - the time of the year when you have an acceptable excuse to blame your laziness!
  • Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!
    Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!
  • My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
    My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
  • My body is a temple.<br/>
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
    My body is a temple.
    A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
  • <b>There are two kinds of people:</b>
<br/>
1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater <br/>
2. Liars
    There are two kinds of people:
    1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater
    2. Liars
  • True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
    True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
  • I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!
    I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!
  • Accept the challenges in life with a smile on your face, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory!
    Accept the challenges in life with a smile on your face, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory!
  • When you find no solution to a problem, it's probably not a problem to be solved, but rather a truth to be accepted.<br/>
Sleep Tight! Good Night!
    When you find no solution to a problem, it's probably not a problem to be solved, but rather a truth to be accepted.
    Sleep Tight! Good Night!