|Sometimes part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this.|
While another says, Don't listen to him, he's too drunk!
|The barber wanted to brand his shop...|
So he named it 'NIKE Dukan'!
|If a person changes their relationship status more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!|
|When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!|
|Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there!|
|Success is not just a measure of how big you can dream... it is also a measure of how much you can do!|
|When the world says, "Give up," hope whispers, "Try it one more time."|
Hope is that thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all.
|Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.|
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
|Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.|
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
|A boy touches girl's face with a rose.|
City Girl: Darling, you are so romantic!
Village Girl: Abe Aankh Phodega Kya?