We need to talk later.
First of all, I have anxiety. Tell me now!
|Indians love Alcohol so much...|
If something good happens, they drink to celebrate it.
If something bad happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.
If nothing happens, they drink to make things happen.
We need to do something about this problem my fellow people, Please can we meet for a drink and discuss this?
|At Dinner Table:|
Husband: How many times I have told you not to look at Whatsapp in your mobile while cooking? There is no salt and tamarind in the Rasam.
Wife: How many times did I tell you not to watch Facebook in your mobile on the mobile when you eat? It is not Rasam but you added water to rice!
|Mickey needs Minnie and Tigger needs Pooh; I need to go to homecoming with you!|
|Cheerful smile a hug or two, happy thoughts are wished for you.|
Feel better soon!
|You cannot grow unless you are willing to change!|
|Rise up and shine for the world is ready to welcome you to another bright and shiny morning.|
Good Morning and have a Great Day!
|Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?|
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
|Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.|
He knows good things take a little more time!
When am I gonna see you again?
First of all, you saw me by accident!