Now all BJP MLAs can now fit in an Innova!
Earlier Congress 8. By this trend, next time BJP will get 0 seats!
|After scoring 49 in the first innings, AAP has been asked to follow-on. Good match!|
|BJP should begin preparations for Kiran Bedi's "Ghar Wapsi" and send her home!|
|Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?|
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?
Banta: Nahi Toh!
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!
Happy Valentine's Day!
|Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';|
After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
|You are Ultimate,|
You are Lovely,
You are Likable,
You are Unique,
In short, you are ULLU!
|I made a chicken salad today.|
The little bastard didn't even eat it!
|Full stop is not the end...|
We can start a new chapter or paragraph!
|We can save many relations if we understand the simple fact that people are not wrong... they're just different!|