|When you love someone, it's something.|
When someone loves you, it's another thing.
When you love the person who loves you back, it's everything!
|It's only right that you enjoy your birthday to the fullest.|
Let nothing come between you and a thousand smiles.
Happy Birthday to my dearest nephew!
|Each and every one of us will face death, so don't waste your life and be thankful for another opportunity and another chance to live.|
|Santa calls on customer care.|
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!
|One of the reasons why Lord Ganesh is my favourite God because He doesn't believe in weight loss!|
|At a South Indian restaurant:|
Waiter: Anna Bill?
Guy1: Annabelle! Dekhi Bro Bahut Scary Hai.
Guy2: Woh Bill Puch Raha Hai!
|Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself.|
Guy: Can't tell you. Privacy is my fundamental right.
Interviewer: Achha Toh Ja Kar Ghar Pe Fundamental Right Use Kar!
|Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.|
Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!
1974 - ROTI
1982 - ANGOOR
1982 - NAMKEEN
2005 - CHOCOLATE
2006 - SANDWICH
2009 - ALOO CHAT
2012 - BARFI
2017 - TOILET
KITNE Saal Lag Gaye Pet Saaf Hone Mein!