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Sometimes a prayer doesn't change the situation but it changes our attitude towards the situation and give us hope which changes our entire life!
Sometimes a prayer doesn't change the situation but it changes our attitude towards the situation and give us hope which changes our entire life!
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law.<br/>
How come?
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law.
How come?

Don't follow your dreams, chase them!
Don't follow your dreams, chase them!
Comparison is the best way to judge our progress but not with others - compare your yesterday with your today.<br/>
Good Morning!
Comparison is the best way to judge our progress but not with others - compare your yesterday with your today.
Good Morning!
Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie. 
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir? 
Santa: Can I have two tickets please? 
Ticket Clerk: For 'Ek Villain'?
Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!
Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie.
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir?
Santa: Can I have two tickets please?
Ticket Clerk: For "Ek Villain"? Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? 
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
If Plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. So keep calm!
Dear Parents,
Just because we share the same last name doesn't mean we have to share everything as Facebook friends!
Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?
Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?

Quotes

Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear.

Trivia

Interracial marriage was banned in South Africa from 1949 to 1985 (36 years) - It was banned in the U.S. from 1691-1967 (276 years).

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.