• A chemistry lab is like a big party.<br/>
Some drop the acid while others drop the base!Upload to Facebook
    A chemistry lab is like a big party.
    Some drop the acid while others drop the base!
  • My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!Upload to Facebook
    My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!
  • Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home!
  • Interviewer: What is your weakness?<br/>
Candidate: I am short tempered.<br/>
Interviewer: Explain.<br/>
Candidate: What nonsense are you talking about?Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What is your weakness?
    Candidate: I am short tempered.
    Interviewer: Explain.
    Candidate: What nonsense are you talking about?
  • I made the mistake of asking my wife what women want... she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days!Upload to Facebook
    I made the mistake of asking my wife what women want... she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days!
  • Ladki Ki Photo Par 'Nice Pic' Comment Kar Ke Ladki Ke Set Karne Ka Sapna Dekhne Wale Wahi Ladke Hain Jo Bachpan Mein Helicopter Ko Dekh Kar Tata Karte The!Upload to Facebook
    Ladki Ki Photo Par 'Nice Pic' Comment Kar Ke Ladki Ke Set Karne Ka Sapna Dekhne Wale Wahi Ladke Hain Jo Bachpan Mein Helicopter Ko Dekh Kar Tata Karte The!
  • Met a beggar whose card machine was not working so installed PayTm on his iPhone7. Used promo code BHAGWANKENAAMPEDEDE and got 50% cashback.<br/>
Feeling proud!Upload to Facebook
    Met a beggar whose card machine was not working so installed PayTm on his iPhone7. Used promo code BHAGWANKENAAMPEDEDE and got 50% cashback.
    Feeling proud!
  • Human behaviour flows from three main sources:<br/>
Desire, emotion and knowledge!Upload to Facebook
    Human behaviour flows from three main sources:
    Desire, emotion and knowledge!
  • Enjoy life how it is and as it comes, things are worse for others and a lot better for us.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Enjoy life how it is and as it comes, things are worse for others and a lot better for us.
    Good Morning!
  • The Prime Minister said,<br/>
`Go Cashless`...<br/>
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Only ATMs have taken it seriously!Upload to Facebook
    The Prime Minister said,
    "Go Cashless"...
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    Only ATMs have taken it seriously!
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