|Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.|
Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.
Wife: Woh Kyon?
Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!
|What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?|
It was given two consecutive sentences!
|Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.|
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!
|Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?|
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
Pappu: Har Saal!
|Aaj Ke Samaye Mein Sirf Wahi Log Shareef Hote Hain,|
Jinke Mobile Mein Koi Password Nahi Hota.
|Apne color tv bech do OLX pe..|
Final match waise bhi black & white hoga
England & west indies
|Jab tak iss dharti par naari|
Ka apmaan hua hai,
Tab tab bura hua hai!
Aur banalo anushka pe chutkule!
Haaye lagi hai bhabhi ki!
|Girlfriend: Will you marry me?|
Pappu: As soon as I complete CA.
Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
|You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down here!|
|There are three kinds of people:|
The ones who learn by reading.
The ones who learn by observation.
And the rest of them who get married and learn how it works!