• Silence is a language, too!<br />
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!Upload to Facebook
    Silence is a language, too!
    So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
  • Don't feel low when someone doubts your caliber. Just be proud of yourself. Because people always doubt the gold for its purity... and not the iron!Upload to Facebook
    Don't feel low when someone doubts your caliber. Just be proud of yourself. Because people always doubt the gold for its purity... and not the iron!
  • If yesterday was lost in grief, don't lose today and tomorrow by keeping it in your memory.<br />
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    If yesterday was lost in grief, don't lose today and tomorrow by keeping it in your memory.
    Good Morning!
  • Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn?
    Mechanic: Is it broken?
    Santa: No, but the brakes are!
  • New Advertisement from Kotak Bank -<br />

`Our interest rate is more than your increments!`Upload to Facebook
    New Advertisement from Kotak Bank -
    "Our interest rate is more than your increments!"
  • Second chances have never been a problem with me... I tend to give about 7 or 8 before I realise - I'm a f**king idiot!Upload to Facebook
    Second chances have never been a problem with me... I tend to give about 7 or 8 before I realise - I'm a f**king idiot!
  • Congratulations to all fathers who made Mother's Day possible.<br />
Happy Mother's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Congratulations to all fathers who made Mother's Day possible.
    Happy Mother's Day!
  • Don't forget to pick up a bottle of Wine for your Mom for Mother's Day.<br />
After all, you're one of the reasons she drinks.<br />
Happy Mother's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Don't forget to pick up a bottle of Wine for your Mom for Mother's Day.
    After all, you're one of the reasons she drinks.
    Happy Mother's Day!
  • A school held a contest for kids.<br />
The theme was:<br />
`Nicest thing Dad did for me`<br />
and the award winning sweet answer was<br />
`He married my Mom!`<br />

Happy Mothers's Day!Upload to Facebook
    A school held a contest for kids.
    The theme was:
    "Nicest thing Dad did for me"
    and the award winning sweet answer was
    "He married my Mom!"
    Happy Mothers's Day!
  • Behind every beautiful woman is a dumb less guy who did her wrong and made her strong!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every beautiful woman is a dumb less guy who did her wrong and made her strong!
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