|A chemistry lab is like a big party.|
Some drop the acid while others drop the base!
|My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!|
|Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home!|
|Interviewer: What is your weakness?|
Candidate: I am short tempered.
Candidate: What nonsense are you talking about?
|I made the mistake of asking my wife what women want... she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days!|
|Ladki Ki Photo Par 'Nice Pic' Comment Kar Ke Ladki Ke Set Karne Ka Sapna Dekhne Wale Wahi Ladke Hain Jo Bachpan Mein Helicopter Ko Dekh Kar Tata Karte The!|
|Met a beggar whose card machine was not working so installed PayTm on his iPhone7. Used promo code BHAGWANKENAAMPEDEDE and got 50% cashback.|
|Human behaviour flows from three main sources:|
Desire, emotion and knowledge!
|Enjoy life how it is and as it comes, things are worse for others and a lot better for us.|
|The Prime Minister said,|
Only ATMs have taken it seriously!