|Itihaas Gawah Hai Yeh Baat Aaj Tak Kisi Ladki Ne Kisi Ko Nahin Kahi|
Tum Phone Kaat Do Main Karti Hu...!
|There are two types of People on Facebook.|
Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,
Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
|Modi Ji ne Kaha: Mittro "Gas Subsidy" Chhodo.|
Subsidy To Koi Chhod Nahi Raha, Sirf Gas Chhod Rahe Hain!
|The more you weight, the harder it's to kidnap you.|
So stay safe and eat cake!
|"My phone was on charging" is the national excuse of ignoring calls!|
|Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?|
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet!
|Love has a unique properties which none else has:|
It's both a strength and a weakness!
|When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody, your freedom shall begin!|
|One of the simplest ways to stay happy is letting go of the things that make you sad.|
|Medicine and meditation come from the same root.|
They are both meant to heal.
Medicine heals the body, meditation heals the soul.