|Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?|
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
|Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?|
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?
Pinky: Come the day before, then!
|Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode!|
|Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.|
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
|The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!|
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