• No one can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future.<br/>
Wish you a very happy and prosperous 2018!Upload to Facebook
    No one can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future.
    Wish you a very happy and prosperous 2018!
  • May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.<br/>
Wish you a very healthy New Year!Upload to Facebook
    May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
    Wish you a very healthy New Year!
  • You must learn from your past mistakes, but not lean on your past successes!Upload to Facebook
    You must learn from your past mistakes, but not lean on your past successes!
  • Keep Calm because Life's too short to stress over people who don't deserve to be an issue!<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Keep Calm because Life's too short to stress over people who don't deserve to be an issue!
    Good Morning!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.<br/>
Santa: Then press Ctrl+TUpload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
    Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
  • Co-worker: I'm sick.<br/>
Me: I hate to burst your bubble but I've known that for years!Upload to Facebook
    Co-worker: I'm sick.
    Me: I hate to burst your bubble but I've known that for years!
  • English - I Love You<br/>
French - Je t'aime<br/>
Italian - Ti amo<br/>
India - Tum WhatsApp Use Karti Ho?Upload to Facebook
    English - I Love You
    French - Je t'aime
    Italian - Ti amo
    India - Tum WhatsApp Use Karti Ho?
  • Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?<br/>
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!Upload to Facebook
    Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?
    Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
  • My Goal for 2018 is to...<br/>
Accomplish the goals of 2017;<br/>
Which I should've done in 2016;<br/>
Because I promised in 2015;<br/>
Planned them meticulously in 2014;<br/>
After I thought about in 2013!Upload to Facebook
    My Goal for 2018 is to...
    Accomplish the goals of 2017;
    Which I should've done in 2016;
    Because I promised in 2015;
    Planned them meticulously in 2014;
    After I thought about in 2013!
  • Ladies never make mistakes...<br/>
They date them!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies never make mistakes...
    They date them!
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