Clean SMS (Page 21)

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When our absence does not change someone's life, then accept the reality that our presence has no meaning in their life!
One of the joys in life is waking up each day with a message  that reminds you that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting!<br/>
Good morning and enjoy the day!
One of the joys in life is waking up each day with a message that reminds you that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!
Night is longer than day for those who dream;<br/>
And day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true.<br/>
Sweet Dreams! Good Night!
Night is longer than day for those who dream;
And day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true.
Sweet Dreams! Good Night!
Pappu: Guddi, you remind me of of brown sugar.
Guddi: How come Pappu?
Pappu: You're so sweet and so unrefined!
Husband to wife, 'Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?' 
Wife: No. 
Husband was completely surprised! 
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
What do you call an unconscious Vijay Mallya?
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Bejan Daruwalla!
Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry. 
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?
Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?
Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!
Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!
The most powerful force in the universe is SMS, FB and Whatsapp gossip!
May you have a bountiful harvest of love, happiness, peace, joy and prosperity!
Happy Baisakhi!
May you have a bountiful harvest of love, happiness, peace, joy and prosperity! Happy Baisakhi!

Quotes

Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.

Trivia

Human eyes remain the same size from birth onward but noses and ears never stop growing.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.