• Sometimes part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this.<br/>
While another says, Don't listen to him, he's too drunk!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this.
    While another says, Don't listen to him, he's too drunk!
  • The barber wanted to brand his shop...<br/>
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So he named it 'NIKE Dukan'!Upload to Facebook
    The barber wanted to brand his shop...
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    So he named it 'NIKE Dukan'!
  • If a person changes their relationship status more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!Upload to Facebook
    If a person changes their relationship status more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!
  • When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!Upload to Facebook
    When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!
  • Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there!Upload to Facebook
    Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there!
  • Success is not just a measure of how big you can dream... it is also a measure of how much you can do!Upload to Facebook
    Success is not just a measure of how big you can dream... it is also a measure of how much you can do!
  • When the world says, `Give up,` hope whispers, `Try it one more time.`<br/>
Hope is that thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    When the world says, "Give up," hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
    Hope is that thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all.
    Good Morning!
  • Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.<br/>
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?<br/>
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.
    Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
    Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
  • Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.
    Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
  • A boy touches girl's face with a rose.<br/>
City Girl: Darling, you are so romantic!<br/>
Village Girl: Abe Aankh Phodega Kya?Upload to Facebook
    A boy touches girl's face with a rose.
    City Girl: Darling, you are so romantic!
    Village Girl: Abe Aankh Phodega Kya?
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