• Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.<br/>
Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.<br/>
Wife: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.
    Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.
    Wife: Woh Kyon?
    Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!
  • What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
    It was given two consecutive sentences!
  • Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.<br/>
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.<br/>
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.<br/>
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.
    Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
    Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
    Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!
  • Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?<br/>
Pappu: CA<br/>
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?<br/>
Pappu: Har Saal!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?
    Pappu: CA
    Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
    Pappu: Har Saal!
  • Aaj Ke Samaye Mein Sirf Wahi Log Shareef Hote Hain,<br/>
Jinke Mobile Mein Koi Password Nahi Hota.<br/>Upload to Facebook
    Aaj Ke Samaye Mein Sirf Wahi Log Shareef Hote Hain,
    Jinke Mobile Mein Koi Password Nahi Hota.
  • Apne color tv bech do OLX pe..<br/> 
Final match waise bhi black & white hoga<br/> 
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England & west indies<br/> Upload to Facebook
    Apne color tv bech do OLX pe..
    Final match waise bhi black & white hoga
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    England & west indies
  • Jab tak iss dharti par naari<br/> 
Ka apmaan hua hai,<br/>
Tab tab bura hua hai!<br/>
Aur banalo anushka pe chutkule!<br/>
Haaye lagi hai bhabhi ki!Upload to Facebook
    Jab tak iss dharti par naari
    Ka apmaan hua hai,
    Tab tab bura hua hai!
    Aur banalo anushka pe chutkule!
    Haaye lagi hai bhabhi ki!
  • Girlfriend: Will you marry me?
    Pappu: Yes.
    Girlfriend: When?
    Pappu: As soon as I complete CA.
    Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
  • You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down here!
  • There are three kinds of people:<br/>
The ones who learn by reading.<br/>
The ones who learn by observation.<br/>
And the rest of them who get married and learn how it works!Upload to Facebook
    There are three kinds of people:
    The ones who learn by reading.
    The ones who learn by observation.
    And the rest of them who get married and learn how it works!
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