|The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone!|
|Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?|
Candidate: How strong is the WiFi signal in the restroom?
|Middle-age is the time of life that a man first notices - in his wife!|
|Bhai Aadmi Chahe Brad Pitt Hi Kyon Na Ho, Biwi Tab Bhi Laat Maar Hi Deti Hai!|
|May your day be just a little bit brighter knowing that even Brad Pitt can get dumped!|
|A beautiful life is just an imagination, but real life is more beautiful than imagination.|
So, enjoy each and every moment of your life.
Good Morning & have a beautiful day!
|Brad Pitt cheated on Angelina Jolie. If someone that gorgeous can get cheated on, no one is safe!|
|After hearing of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's imminent divorce, Baba Ramdev's Patanjali is introducing a new anti-divorce herbal medicine.|
He's calling it Pitt-Angeli!
|Wife: I think...|
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!
Sept. 21 - Happy International Peace day!
|One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people.|
If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old!