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Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.<br/>
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?<br/>
Two: Yup!<br/>
One: You must be sad na?<br/>
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Two: Yup!
One: You must be sad na?
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable; 
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
One who smokes has a smoky heart;<br/>
One who drinks has an alcoholic heart;<br/>
So dear you must stop eating sweets as you are already a sweetheart!
One who smokes has a smoky heart;
One who drinks has an alcoholic heart;
So dear you must stop eating sweets as you are already a sweetheart!
These wishes come to you not only because you are family, it is an opportunity to tell you that you're such a jolly good fellow and it's pleasure to have you as friend, philosopher and guide. 
A very Happy Birthday!
These wishes come to you not only because you are family, it is an opportunity to tell you that you're such a jolly good fellow and it's pleasure to have you as friend, philosopher and guide.
A very Happy Birthday!
Happiness keeps us Sweet;<br/>
Trials make us Strong;<br/>
Sorrows keep us Human;<br/>
Failures makes us Humble;<br/> 
Success keeps us Glowing;<br/>
And God keeps us Going.<br/>
Best wishes in the journey of life!
Happiness keeps us Sweet;
Trials make us Strong;
Sorrows keep us Human;
Failures makes us Humble;
Success keeps us Glowing;
And God keeps us Going.
Best wishes in the journey of life!
The morning is always good when I wish you Good Morning. 
Have a Happy Morning!
The morning is always good when I wish you Good Morning.
Have a Happy Morning!
As comma, semi-colon and fulls-top are important to make one understand the importance of Pause in a language; weekends and holidays are important as Pauses to live, understand and enjoy life. 
Have a nice weekend!
As comma, semi-colon and fulls-top are important to make one understand the importance of Pause in a language; weekends and holidays are important as Pauses to live, understand and enjoy life.
Have a nice weekend!
If you are stressed and sad, simply pray to God. It shall transform you instantaneously!
If you are stressed and sad, simply pray to God. It shall transform you instantaneously!
FRIENDSHIP is a network that needs: 
No recharge! 
No charging! 
No roaming! 
No validity! 
No activation! 
No signal problems! 
Just don't ever switch off your HEART!
FRIENDSHIP is a network that needs:
No recharge!
No charging!
No roaming!
No validity!
No activation!
No signal problems!
Just don't ever switch off your HEART!
You were always my best friend - looking out for me making sure the path I traveled on was smooth.<br/>
Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you.<br/>
Happy Raksha Bandhan!
You were always my best friend - looking out for me making sure the path I traveled on was smooth.
Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

Quotes

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.

Trivia

People who regularly complain of boredom are 2.5 times more likely to die of a heart-attack or stroke.

Graffiti

Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself.