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In a war of ego... the loser always wins. 
Have a relaxing Sunday!
In a war of ego... the loser always wins.
Have a relaxing Sunday!
The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you - it is when you don't understand yourself. 
Good Night!
The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you - it is when you don't understand yourself.
Good Night!
Jab Bhi Aapko Lage Ki Ab Hum Aapke Achche Dost Nahi Rahe To...
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Ek Khinch Kar Chanta Maarna Apne Gaal Par.
Zyada Hi Dimaag Chalane Lage Ho, Aaj Kal!
A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.
Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!
God made day light and called it Sun;  
God made entertainment and called it Fun; 
God made night light and called it Moon; 
God made a You and called it Cartoon. 
Happy April Fool!
God made day light and called it Sun;
God made entertainment and called it Fun;
God made night light and called it Moon;
God made a You and called it Cartoon.
Happy April Fool!
Pinky infuriated with his boyfriend's behaviour: I'd see him hanged first. 
Jeeto: Just marry him. and it won't be long before he'll hang himself!
Pinky infuriated with his boyfriend's behaviour: I'd see him hanged first.
Jeeto: Just marry him. and it won't be long before he'll hang himself!
Boy: I've never such dreamy eyes. 
Girl: You've never stayed so late before!
Boy: I've never such dreamy eyes.
Girl: You've never stayed so late before!
APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. 
~ Ambrose Bierce 
Happy All Fools' Day!
APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Happy All Fools' Day!
It's true that I am not perfect in many things of life;
But even this is true that many things are not perfect without me!
The best God's gift is a 'Smiling Face.'<br/>
I pray that God bestows you with this gift at all times!
The best God's gift is a "Smiling Face."
I pray that God bestows you with this gift at all times!

Quotes

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.