|Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards!|
|When nails grow long, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego, not your relationship.|
|Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."|
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
|Coffee, Chocolate, Men.|
Some things are just better rich!
|All men should forget their mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same!|
|Every alcoholic has two sides to every story.|
His side and...
the right side!
|My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world. |
So I'm going to drop her off in the desert and leave!
|Traveling on a low-cost Airline:|
Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, veg or non-veg?
Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na, Ek Haathi Aur Chinti The...!
|Eyebrows - The one thing you can get into shape without exercising!|
|Sometimes, I think Sundays are made in China... they don't last very long!|