• Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi?<br/>
Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi?
    Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!
  • India played like that Engineer who does mechanical miracles on site but can't repair a fan at home!
  • Recent history of Vijay Mallya -
    Ran UBL, USL, Kingfisher Airlines.
    Ran UBL, USL.
    Ran UBL.
    Ran.
  • How to avoid "Personal loan/Car loan etc. calls from banks.
    Bank: Sir this is Sonali calling from ABC bank, would you be interested in a loan?
    Me: Sure... why not?
    Bank: Your good name sir?
    Me: Vijay Mallya!
  • Vijay Mallya was always in Dire Straits...
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    Money for nothing and Chicks for free!
  • Silence is the strong fence around wisdom. If your foot slips you can regain your balance, but if your tongue slips, you can never rebuild your image again.
    Good Mornning!
  • Private School Ke Bachhe Zoo Mein: Woh Bandar So Raha Hai Use Jagana Mat
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Govt. School Ke Bachhe: Woh Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai, Pathar Maar Saale Ko!Upload to Facebook
    Private School Ke Bachhe Zoo Mein: Woh Bandar So Raha Hai Use Jagana Mat .
    Govt. School Ke Bachhe: Woh Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai, Pathar Maar Saale Ko!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!
  • Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?<br/>
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?
    Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!
  • Today I ran about 4 KM in just 15 minutes in the morning...<br/>
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Why don't people chain their large size dogs?Upload to Facebook
    Today I ran about 4 KM in just 15 minutes in the morning...
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