• There's nothing more stupid than not being yourself because you're afraid of looking stupid!Upload to Facebook
    There's nothing more stupid than not being yourself because you're afraid of looking stupid!
  • Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a very dangerous game.<br/>
I always lose!Upload to Facebook
    Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a very dangerous game.
    I always lose!
  • Women have many faults. It's true.<br/>
While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!Upload to Facebook
    Women have many faults. It's true.
    While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!
  • Yesterday at the airport, two Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.<br/>
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.<br/>
Boycott means Boycott!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday at the airport, two Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.
    But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
    Boycott means Boycott!
  • Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for a while!Upload to Facebook
    Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for a while!
  • We all have two lives.<br/>
The second one starts when we realise we only have one!Upload to Facebook
    We all have two lives.
    The second one starts when we realise we only have one!
  • May this Dhanteras light up new dreams, fresh hopes and undiscovered avenues. May bright & beautiful experiences fill your days and you encounter pleasant surprises and beautiful moments.<br/>
Happy Dhanteras!Upload to Facebook
    May this Dhanteras light up new dreams, fresh hopes and undiscovered avenues. May bright & beautiful experiences fill your days and you encounter pleasant surprises and beautiful moments.
    Happy Dhanteras!
  • On this Dhanteras, may divine blessings of Goddess Lakshmi bestow on you a bountiful fortune.<br/>
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    On this Dhanteras, may divine blessings of Goddess Lakshmi bestow on you a bountiful fortune.
    Happy Dhanteras!
  • May the footsteps of Goddess Lakshmi enter your house and life.<br/>
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    May the footsteps of Goddess Lakshmi enter your house and life.
    Happy Dhanteras!
  • May Goddess Lakshmi shower you with lots of Wealth & Prosperity and your journey towards greater success continue unabated.<br/>
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    May Goddess Lakshmi shower you with lots of Wealth & Prosperity and your journey towards greater success continue unabated.
    Happy Dhanteras!
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