|No matter what goes on in your life, always remember that your current conditions do not reflect your ultimate potential! |
|Surround yourself with people who have issues.|
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
|What did the biologist wear on his first date?|
|Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.|
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
|Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.|
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
|Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!|
|Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.|
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
|Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?|
Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
|The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!|
|Until you change your thinking, you will always recycle your experiences!|