• Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!
    Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!
  • Me? A procrastinator?<br/>
I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
    Me? A procrastinator?
    I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
  • What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? <br/>
Well, the flag is a big plus!
    What's the advantage of living in Switzerland?
    Well, the flag is a big plus!
  • If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, explain winter!
    If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, explain winter!
  • I miss irritating you; and I miss the - I'm going to kill you - look in your eyes!
    I miss irritating you; and I miss the - I'm going to kill you - look in your eyes!
  • 3 Steps to move on:<br/>
Ctrl Alt Del<br/>
Control yourself, look for an Alternate solution and Delete the situation that hurts you!
    3 Steps to move on:
    Ctrl Alt Del
    Control yourself, look for an Alternate solution and Delete the situation that hurts you!
  • Someone asked me, `Who hurt you?`<br/>
I replied, `My own expectations.`<br/>
Good Morning!
    Someone asked me, "Who hurt you?"
    I replied, "My own expectations."
    Good Morning!
  • Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:<br/>
Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?<br/>
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!
    Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:
    Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?
    Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!
  • Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?<br/>
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
    Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
    Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
  • I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, `Have a good day son.`<br/>
`Don't call me son,` I said. `You're not my dad.`<br/>
He scratched his head. `No, but I brought you up, didn't I?`
    I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day son."
    "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
    He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"