|Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.|
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
|When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.|
I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!
|What did one plate say to the other?|
Dinner's on me!
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
|I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.|
It's called beer!
For all these years of moral support and unswerving loyalty, accept my thanks and gratitude, my dear family!
|Life may not be the party you hoped for;|
But that doesn't mean you stop the celebration.
Always remember you are the DJ of your life!
|Be grateful that you don't have everything you want, it means you still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.|
|Happy Birthday to my wonderful, amazing and fabulous niece... who is just like her wonderful, amazing and fabulous Aunt.|
|Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.|
Wife: Shut Aap!