|Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?|
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
|90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button!|
|What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time?|
|Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?|
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
|May today be a celebration of God's wonderful plan for you.|
|The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!|
|Time always comes in its own format... It is our attitude & behaviour that makes it difficult or pleasant. Be simple but be significant!|
|The audience sees a joker as joker!|
But the joker sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think, It's your life, go on with confidence.
|Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.|
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
|Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.|
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!