• No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it!
    No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it!
  • Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.
    Good Morning!
  • Current Karnataka situation:<br/>
38 marks - 1st Rank<br/>
77 marks - 2nd Rank<br/>
104 marks - 3rd Rank<br/><br/>

Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
    Current Karnataka situation:
    38 marks - 1st Rank
    77 marks - 2nd Rank
    104 marks - 3rd Rank

    Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
  • JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big `company`, and now all its employees will be millionaires!
    JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!
  • What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?<br/>
To form a STABLE government. <br/>
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
    What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?
    To form a STABLE government.
    No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
  • Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'<br/>
1. Congress got maximum votes<br/>
2. BJP got maximum seats<br/>
3. JDS got CM post
    Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'
    1. Congress got maximum votes
    2. BJP got maximum seats
    3. JDS got CM post
  • State of our opinion polls:<br/>
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.<br/>
It said:<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki<br/>
It could be read as:<br/>
Ladka, Na Ladki<br/>
Or<br/>
Ladka Na, Ladki<br/>
Or even<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
    State of our opinion polls:
    An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
    It said:
    Ladka Na Ladki
    It could be read as:
    Ladka, Na Ladki
    Or
    Ladka Na, Ladki
    Or even
    Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
  • Wah Mera India:<br/>
Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.<br/>
#karnatakaelections
    Wah Mera India:
    Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.
    #karnatakaelections
  • After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, `Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!`
    After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, "Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!"
  • If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade!
    If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade!