|No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it!|
|Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.|
|Current Karnataka situation:|
38 marks - 1st Rank
77 marks - 2nd Rank
104 marks - 3rd Rank
Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
|JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!|
|What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?|
To form a STABLE government.
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
|Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'|
1. Congress got maximum votes
2. BJP got maximum seats
3. JDS got CM post
|State of our opinion polls:|
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
Ladka Na Ladki
It could be read as:
Ladka, Na Ladki
Ladka Na, Ladki
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
|Wah Mera India:|
Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.
|After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, "Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!"|
|If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade!|