• I got asked today `Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?`<br/>
I said, `Obviously, a lift engineer`!
    I got asked today `Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?`
    I said, "Obviously, a lift engineer"!
  • If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success!
    If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success!
  • What is Dracula's favorite drink? <br/>
Bloody Mary!
    What is Dracula's favorite drink?
    Bloody Mary!
  • On this Independence Day, take a minute or two to thank for such a precious gift.<br/>
Wish you all a Happy Independence Day!
    On this Independence Day, take a minute or two to thank for such a precious gift.
    Wish you all a Happy Independence Day!
  • No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect.<br/>
Let's contribute towards the perfection of our country.<br/>
Happy Independence Day!
    No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect.
    Let's contribute towards the perfection of our country.
    Happy Independence Day!
  • If you think success will come overnight, you're fooling yourself. Don't forget to keep the long-term picture in mind!
    If you think success will come overnight, you're fooling yourself. Don't forget to keep the long-term picture in mind!
  • Action speaks louder than words. But there comes a time wherein words speaks clearer than actions.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Action speaks louder than words. But there comes a time wherein words speaks clearer than actions.
    Good Morning!
  • Parents, then: Would it kill you to pick up the phone?<br/>
Parents, now: Would it kill you to put down the phone?
    Parents, then: Would it kill you to pick up the phone?
    Parents, now: Would it kill you to put down the phone?
  • Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. <br/>
Interviewer: `Nervous?`<br/>
Me: `No, I always give 110%`!
    Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
    Interviewer: "Nervous?"
    Me: "No, I always give 110%"!
  • My friend just got a job at the dentist.<br/>
I said, `Is it full time?`<br/>
He said, `No, I'm just filling in`!
    My friend just got a job at the dentist.
    I said, "Is it full time?"
    He said, "No, I'm just filling in"!