• Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
  • `I think a bottle of wine will make me feel better` has cost me a lot of money so far in life!
    "I think a bottle of wine will make me feel better" has cost me a lot of money so far in life!
  • School is not hard.<br/>
Paying attention to something you're not interested in is!
    School is not hard.
    Paying attention to something you're not interested in is!
  • Belated Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri... the only women who listen to men!
    Belated Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri... the only women who listen to men!
  • May God paint the canvas of your life with the colours of Joy, Love, Happiness, Prosperity, Good Health, and Success.
    Wishing you a very Happy Holi!
  • Husband: I need space.<br/>
Wife: Join NASA!
    Husband: I need space.
    Wife: Join NASA!
  • Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life!
    Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life!
  • Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself. You can also add some if you want!
    Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself. You can also add some if you want!
  • What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?<br/>
Denis!
    What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
    Denis!
  • Best feeling ever is that first chug of water you take when you wake up after a night of destroying your liver!
    Best feeling ever is that first chug of water you take when you wake up after a night of destroying your liver!