• If you have the power to make someone smile, do it. The world needs more of that!
    If you have the power to make someone smile, do it. The world needs more of that!
  • Sometimes you have to stop worrying & doubting. Have faith that things will work out. Maybe not how you planned but the way it's meant to be!
    Sometimes you have to stop worrying & doubting. Have faith that things will work out. Maybe not how you planned but the way it's meant to be!
  • Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun and give them something to talk about.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun and give them something to talk about.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours!
    Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours!
  • Sab Phans Jayenge Bas 'Karan Johar' Bach Jayega!<br/>
#MeToo
    Sab Phans Jayenge Bas 'Karan Johar' Bach Jayega!
    #MeToo
  • You can get fired for showing up high - but no one bats an eye if you show up low and depressed!
    You can get fired for showing up high - but no one bats an eye if you show up low and depressed!
  • I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
    I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
  • When the person you stalk stalks you back...<br/>
Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
    When the person you stalk stalks you back...
    Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
  • If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.<br/>
Is the man right or wrong?
    If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
    Is the man right or wrong?
  • Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!
    Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!