|Yes, I do have feelings!|
Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!
|I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.|
Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!
|Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.|
Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
|Be stubborn about your goal and flexible about your methods!|
|Converting challenges into opportunity!|
While in ATM Queue
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!
|I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!|
|How to make Rose Milk:|
1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.
2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.
3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.
Rose milk is ready!
|Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand!|
|The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it!|
|You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character.|
Good Morning & have a nice day!