|Bunty: How is your crush?|
Pappu: No more.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
|Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.|
Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!
|A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;|
But there was no Chemistry!
|Crush: Poets attract me most.|
Boy: I am a Poet.
Crush: Sunao Kuch
Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai,
Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai,
Kaali Mata Aayegi,
Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!
|Why do cows wear bells? |
Because their horns don't work.
|Patanjali is now an INR 12,000 Crore empire, selling ayurvedic biscuits, soaps and even Noodles.|
They have proven beyond any doubts that you don't always need half naked women to sell products.
Half-naked men are also equally effective!
|On this birthday of yours, let's spoil ourselves with an amazing dinner in a luxurious restaurant & prove everyone how classy we really are!|
|Congratulations on breaking good 18-year-old single malts by a hefty margin of 7 years.|
May you both age even more gracefully in each other's company.
Happy 25th wedding anniversary!
|Shy people are like a really slow-loading file; most people won't stick around long enough to get to the awesome content!|
|No matter how many set backs you have in life you should never stop trying!|