Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
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The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
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Life has no rewinds and no forwards.
It unfolds at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today;
And make a beautiful memory for tomorrow!
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Silence is the fence around wisdom.
If your foot slips, you can always regain your balance;
But if your tongue slips, you can never recall the words!
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The small Moon can eclipse the great Sun.
We too, can do great things if we set ourselves in the right place at the right time!
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The best Cosmetics:
For the lips, it's smile;
For the voice, it's prayers;
For the eyes, it's pity;
For the hands, it's charity;
And for the life, it's Friendship!
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Laughter is the Jam on the toast of life.
One - it adds flavor and keeps it from drying;
Second - it makes easier to swallow life's sorrows!
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Buying and selling of anything is controlled by legislation;
But the first things to be bought and sold are always the legislators!
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Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table.
Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation.
Banta: So what was wrong in it?
Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!
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Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot.
Actress at shooting: Ufff.... Kitni Garmi hai. Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun!
Pappu: M'am, Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun!
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