|American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!
|A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:|
No money, no fun...
His father replied:
So sad, very bad...!
|The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?"|
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!
I'm not feeling safe in India. Please send me onsite to any foreign country.
Awesome reply from HR manager...
I just came to know we have open positions in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran, Egypt, Turkey and all over Africa. Kindly initiate your VISA process for the same.
Employee: Sir, I have lost my passport.
|Problem of my life:|
Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,
My cell phone proposes me.
|Army Officer: I have not linked my account to Aadhaar. But I still got gas subsidy.|
Bank Employee: That's not the gas subsidy. That's your 7th pay commission hike in your salary.
|Son 'Gives suicide note to his father'|
SBI Father: Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Likho.
|Success is a tasty dish.|
Patience, intelligence, knowledge and experience are its 'Ingredients'.
But 'Hard Work' is that little salt that makes it 'Delicious'.
Have a successful day!
|Goodbye November, Hello December|
Please be a good month and bring smiles and happiness to family and friends.
|I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.|
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!