|If you can't find the right words during certain situations, just give a smile.|
Words may confuse but a smile always convinces!
|Desire changes nothing..|
Decision changes something..
But determination changes everything.
"Show me Browser History"
"Ha Ha Ha!"
|Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.|
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
|Friends are like fish. One has to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one... just like I caught you. So better stay nice to me - otherwise I will fry you!|
|Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?|
King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin!
|Last week, I decided to cycle to my Grandmother's house.|
On the first day, I cycled half of the distance.
On day 2, I cycled one half of the remaining distance.
On day 3, I cycled three quarters of the remaining distance.
On day 4, I cycled 10 miles.
On day 5 I cycled two thirds of the remaining distance and on the final day I cycled the remaining 5 miles.
How far is it to my Grandmother's house?
Have a healthy life;
Live a million years;
Wear an eternal smile;
And keep loving me, praying for me and blessing me!
A very happy birthday, Dear Grandma!
|Maths tells us saddest of love stories.|
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
|If you love and respect your boss, your subordinates would also love and respect you.|
Happy Hug Your Boss Day!