• Yes, I do have feelings!<br/>
Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!Upload to Facebook
    Yes, I do have feelings!
    Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!
  • I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.<br/>
Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!Upload to Facebook
    I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.
    Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!
  • Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.<br/>
Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!Upload to Facebook
    Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.
    Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
  • Be stubborn about your goal and flexible about your methods!Upload to Facebook
    Be stubborn about your goal and flexible about your methods!
  • Converting challenges into opportunity!<br/>
While in ATM Queue<br/>
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.<br/>
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!Upload to Facebook
    Converting challenges into opportunity!
    While in ATM Queue
    Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
    Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!
  • I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!Upload to Facebook
    I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!
  • <b>How to make Rose Milk:</b><br/>
1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.<br/>
2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.<br/>
3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.<br/>
Rose milk is ready!Upload to Facebook
    How to make Rose Milk:
    1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.
    2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.
    3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.
    Rose milk is ready!
  • Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand!Upload to Facebook
    Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand!
  • The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it!Upload to Facebook
    The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it!
  • You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character.<br/>
Good Morning & have a nice day!Upload to Facebook
    You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character.
    Good Morning & have a nice day!
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