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  • Suresh Kalmadi is made life president of Indian Olympics Association.<br />
This is more surprising than America's choice of President!Upload to Facebook
    Suresh Kalmadi is made life president of Indian Olympics Association.
    This is more surprising than America's choice of President!
  • The Mannequin Challenge isn't new.<br />
Some of you have been standing around doing nothing your whole lives!Upload to Facebook
    The Mannequin Challenge isn't new.
    Some of you have been standing around doing nothing your whole lives!
  • If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice!Upload to Facebook
    If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice!
  • Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?<br/>
Boy: No.<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
  • Most prayers this week would be:<br/>
`Bhagwan 31st Ko Salary Deposit Ho Jaye Bas`!Upload to Facebook
    Most prayers this week would be:
    "Bhagwan 31st Ko Salary Deposit Ho Jaye Bas"!
  • `I'll be speaking with my lawyer` is the adult version of saying `I'm telling mom`!Upload to Facebook
    "I'll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "I'm telling mom"!
  • Sometimes Google maps can take you where you really deserve to go like...<br/>
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    Sometimes Google maps can take you where you really deserve to go like...
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  • Tea made in office machine is the reason people don't have faith in humanity!Upload to Facebook
    Tea made in office machine is the reason people don't have faith in humanity!
  • Aamir Khan School of Child Psychology & Career Planning:<br/>
3 Idiots: Let your child become what He or She wants to become. <br/>
Dangal: Make your child what you want him or her to become.<br/>
Taare Zameen Par: It's OK if your child does not want to become anything. Just don't interfere.<br/>
Lagta Hai Koi PK Hamari Firki Le Raha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Aamir Khan School of Child Psychology & Career Planning:
    3 Idiots: Let your child become what He or She wants to become.
    Dangal: Make your child what you want him or her to become.
    Taare Zameen Par: It's OK if your child does not want to become anything. Just don't interfere.
    Lagta Hai Koi PK Hamari Firki Le Raha Hai!
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