• L - Lake of Beer<br/>
O - Ocean of Whisky<br/>
V - Valley of Rum<br/>
E - End of stock (bar closed)<br/>
Love is injurious to health. So simply avoid love!Upload to Facebook
    L - Lake of Beer
    O - Ocean of Whisky
    V - Valley of Rum
    E - End of stock (bar closed)
    Love is injurious to health. So simply avoid love!
  • Do not worry too much about Sugar in the Blood.....<br/>
Instead, worry about the Spice on the Tongue & Salt in the Heart.<br/>
Have a nice weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Do not worry too much about Sugar in the Blood.....
    Instead, worry about the Spice on the Tongue & Salt in the Heart.
    Have a nice weekend!
  • When everything is going dark & dim... don't worry.<br/>
God is actually switching off the lights before throwing a surprise party!Upload to Facebook
    When everything is going dark & dim... don't worry.
    God is actually switching off the lights before throwing a surprise party!
  • Latest Blockbuster Releasing in March:<br />
Name: Final Exams<br />
Genre: Action and Drama<br />
Director: Paper Setter<br />
Producer: CBSE/ICSE<br />
Music: Pink Floyd (We don't need no education)<br />
Story: Teachers<br />
Hero: Students<br />
Villain: Marks<br />
Stunts: Parents<br />
Let's Pray for the success of this movie!Upload to Facebook
    Latest Blockbuster Releasing in March:
    Name: Final Exams
    Genre: Action and Drama
    Director: Paper Setter
    Producer: CBSE/ICSE
    Music: Pink Floyd (We don't need no education)
    Story: Teachers
    Hero: Students
    Villain: Marks
    Stunts: Parents
    Let's Pray for the success of this movie!
  • Does shivering count as EXERCISE!Upload to Facebook
    Does shivering count as EXERCISE!
  • Science will admit when it is wrong;<br />
Religion will kill to prove it is right!Upload to Facebook
    Science will admit when it is wrong;
    Religion will kill to prove it is right!
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress!Upload to Facebook
    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress!
  • Why is it always `I see you drink all the beer today!` instead of, `Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!`Upload to Facebook
    Why is it always "I see you drink all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!"
  • Generally:
    We believe our memory is weak... but when we want to forget someone,
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    we realize how powerful our memory is!
    Missing You!
  • Radio is so much better then TV. At least, you are not disrupted from staring at your phone!Upload to Facebook
    Radio is so much better then TV. At least, you are not disrupted from staring at your phone!
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