|I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!|
|Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!|
|Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.|
Because one day, you'll be dead!
|Wife: Hey Honey, do you smell anything?|
Husband: No, darling.
Wife: Me neither, start cooking then!
|Joy is what makes life beautiful. It's what gets us through challenges and allows light in to illuminate the shadows.|
Joy heals our wounds, inspires us to greatness, and fills our souls with goodness.
Good Morning & have a Great Week!
|Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!|
|Things I and my laptop have in common:|
Difficult to wake up from sleep
Struggles to complete basic tasks
|Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!|
|I've decided to get into shape. The shape of a potato!|
|Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!|