• American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?

<br/>Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!Upload to Facebook
    American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
    Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!
  • A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:
    Dear Dad,
    No money, no fun...
    -Your son.
    His father replied:
    So sad, very bad...!
    -Your dad.
  • The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, `Got Rum?`<br/>
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.

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Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. 

Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his `GOTRAM`!Upload to Facebook
    The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?"
    Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
    Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!
  • To
    HR Manager,
    I'm not feeling safe in India. Please send me onsite to any foreign country.
    Awesome reply from HR manager...
    I just came to know we have open positions in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran, Egypt, Turkey and all over Africa. Kindly initiate your VISA process for the same.
    Employee: Sir, I have lost my passport.
  • Problem of my life:
    Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,
    My cell phone proposes me.
  • Army Officer: I have not linked my account to Aadhaar. But I still got gas subsidy.
    Bank Employee: That's not the gas subsidy. That's your 7th pay commission hike in your salary.
  • Son 'Gives suicide note to his father'
    SBI Father: Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Likho.
  • Success is a tasty dish.
    Patience, intelligence, knowledge and experience are its 'Ingredients'.
    But 'Hard Work' is that little salt that makes it 'Delicious'.
    Have a successful day!
  • Goodbye November, Hello December
    Please be a good month and bring smiles and happiness to family and friends.
  • I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.<br/>
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!Upload to Facebook
    I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.
    Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
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