|How was the word WIFE invented?|
They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
|Two devils came into my dreams.|
They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
I suggest them your name.
They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
|It's not bad to be a dumb. Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!|
|He has married many women, but has never been married. |
Who is he?
|What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet.|
|People look for the perfect person to trust... but they fail to realize that a person becomes perfect when we begin to trust them sincerely!|
|Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.|
Wish you a very happy week!
|May your enemies live long life to see your happiness and success!|
|On the birthday of Shaheed Bhagat Singh, may God give us strength to follow his ideals!|
|On this auspicious day of Durga Ashtami, let's worship Maha Gauri - the 8th incarnation of Goddess Durga. May Maha Gauri resolve all your problems and bless you with peace, joy and happiness!|
Happy Durga Ashtami!