|Your journey will be much lighter and easier if you don't carry your past with you.|
Good Morning & have a nice day!
|Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.|
Banta: Wow! But How?
Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face!
You should argue with your wife only when she is not around!
|In today's era, the only person living life on her terms and conditions is the maid!|
|Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives!|
|Just discovered that Othello is not just a literary masterpiece...|
It's also a direction given to a Rickshaw-Wala by a Punjabi!
|My wife and I always compromise... I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me!|
|Don't be so quick to believe what you hear because lies spread quicker than the truth!|
|Do not fall in love with the face and body. Fall in love with the spirit, heart and character.|
Good Morning & have a Good Day!
|Banta: What is a mixed feeling?|
Santa: When you see your mother-in-law reversing your new car off a cliff?