• Give so much time to improve yourself that you have no time to criticize others!Upload to Facebook
    Give so much time to improve yourself that you have no time to criticize others!
  • Tomorrow's Yesterday is Today, <br />
And Yesterday's Tomorrow is Also Today.<br />
But Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today, <br />
So Tomorrow's Today is Today's Tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    Tomorrow's Yesterday is Today,
    And Yesterday's Tomorrow is Also Today.
    But Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
    So Tomorrow's Today is Today's Tomorrow!
  • Rise and shine. Whatever was bothering you yesterday is gone and today is a bright new beginning.<br />
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Rise and shine. Whatever was bothering you yesterday is gone and today is a bright new beginning.
    Good Morning!
  • Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;<br />
Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;<br />
Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;<br />
Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!Upload to Facebook
    Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;
    Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;
    Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;
    Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!
  • Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity. <br />
That's why:<br />

Ghar - Bar<br />

Khana - Peena <br />

Dawaa - Daru
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    Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity.
    That's why:
    Ghar - Bar
    Khana - Peena
    Dawaa - Daru
  • #Beefban<br />
By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!Upload to Facebook
    #Beefban
    By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!
  • Rapturous Red<br />
Glorious Gold<br />
Soothing Silver<br />
Pretty Purple<br />
Blissful Blue<br />
Gargantuan Green<br />
I wish you and all family members - the most colourful Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Rapturous Red
    Glorious Gold
    Soothing Silver
    Pretty Purple
    Blissful Blue
    Gargantuan Green
    I wish you and all family members - the most colourful Holi!
  • ਪਰੀ ਮਾਰ ਬੁੰਗ ਛੁਟੀ ਬਾਣ ਗੋਲੀ।।<br />
ਮਨੋ ਸੂਰ ਬੈਠੇ ਭਲੀ ਖੇਲ ਹੋਲੀ।।੧੯।।<br />
ਹੋਲੇ ਮੁਹੱਲੇ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ।Upload to Facebook
    ਪਰੀ ਮਾਰ ਬੁੰਗ ਛੁਟੀ ਬਾਣ ਗੋਲੀ।।
    ਮਨੋ ਸੂਰ ਬੈਠੇ ਭਲੀ ਖੇਲ ਹੋਲੀ।।੧੯।।
    ਹੋਲੇ ਮੁਹੱਲੇ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ।
  • Wives are like the colours of Holi.<br />

In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.<br />

Happy Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like the colours of Holi.
    In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.
    Happy Holi!
  • Typical Girl:<br />
Last Name - Ever. <br />
First Name - Don't talk to me!Upload to Facebook
    Typical Girl:
    Last Name - Ever.
    First Name - Don't talk to me!
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