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Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? 
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?
Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?
Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today?
1. Pray, so that you may live.
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2. Take a bath so that others may live, too!
Alia: Is this Mumbai Metro a train or a hospital?
Friend: Huh???
Alia: They are saying "Mumbai metro to start OPERATIONS from tomorrow"!
The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - 'cause you never know when you're finished!
The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - 'cause you never know when you're finished!
Banks keep going out of their way to give me credit... and for that, I am deeply indebted!
Banks keep going out of their way to give me credit... and for that, I am deeply indebted!
<b>Tit for Tat:</b> 
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.<br/>
So I give them answers which they don't know!
Tit for Tat:
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
So I give them answers which they don't know!
When you focus on Problems, you'll have more Problems; 
But when you focus on Possibilities, you'll have more Opportunities. 
So always be Optimistic!
When you focus on Problems, you'll have more Problems;
But when you focus on Possibilities, you'll have more Opportunities.
So always be Optimistic!
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it.<br/>
What is it?
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?

People only treat you One Way... the way you allow them!
People only treat you One Way... the way you allow them!
When I open my eyes in the morning, you're the first person I like to see. 
Have a beautiful morning!
When I open my eyes in the morning, you're the first person I like to see.
Have a beautiful morning!

Quotes

The happiness and peace attained by those satisfied by the nectar of spiritual tranquillity is not attained by greedy persons restlessly moving here and there.

Trivia

Interracial marriage was banned in South Africa from 1949 to 1985 (36 years) - It was banned in the U.S. from 1691-1967 (276 years).

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.