|Joined Gym last week.|
Can't believe, just in 3 days,
|Behind every successful man there is a 'Nationalised Bank'!|
|A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news.|
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, We're going to have to remove your legs.
Then the guy asks for the good news.
The nurse says, The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers.
|I kept thinking I could turn and go back anytime until I realized I'd travelled too far to ever go back!|
|I love you, are words just three;|
Which mean so much on our anniversary.
So this is what I want to say;
Live in my heart and there for ever stay.
Happy Anniversary, My Love!
|What time did the man go to the dentist?|
|I've been told I'm not ambitious enough.|
If only there was an Olympic sport for being lazy.
That bronze medal would be mine!
|What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?|
|The only difference between dreams and delusions is whether or not you're awake!|
|Walking with confidence is far better than running with confusion.|
Good morning have a great week!