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So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!Upload to Facebook
    I need to get on medication...
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    So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!
  • A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:<br/>
`Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!`Upload to Facebook
    A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:
    "Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!"
  • If you weigh 100 kilos (220 lbs) on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos (83 lbs) on Mars.<br/>
You are not fat, you are just on the wrong planet!Upload to Facebook
    If you weigh 100 kilos (220 lbs) on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos (83 lbs) on Mars.
    You are not fat, you are just on the wrong planet!
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.<br/>
There's no doubt about it, anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!Upload to Facebook
    Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.
    There's no doubt about it, anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
  • A scientist will read dozens of books in his lifetime but still believe that he has a lot more to learn.<br/>
A religious person barely reads one book, and thinks that he knows it all!Upload to Facebook
    A scientist will read dozens of books in his lifetime but still believe that he has a lot more to learn.
    A religious person barely reads one book, and thinks that he knows it all!
  • A great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee, don't start your day without it.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    A great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee, don't start your day without it.
    Good Morning!
  • Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare!Upload to Facebook
    Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare!
  • Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala?<br/>
Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!Upload to Facebook
    Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala?
    Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!
  • To all Singles:<br/>
If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!Upload to Facebook
    To all Singles:
    If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!
  • What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?<br/>
Artificial Intelligence!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
    Artificial Intelligence!
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