|L - Lake of Beer|
O - Ocean of Whisky
V - Valley of Rum
E - End of stock (bar closed)
Love is injurious to health. So simply avoid love!
|Do not worry too much about Sugar in the Blood.....|
Instead, worry about the Spice on the Tongue & Salt in the Heart.
Have a nice weekend!
|When everything is going dark & dim... don't worry.|
God is actually switching off the lights before throwing a surprise party!
|Latest Blockbuster Releasing in March:|
Name: Final Exams
Genre: Action and Drama
Director: Paper Setter
Music: Pink Floyd (We don't need no education)
Let's Pray for the success of this movie!
|Does shivering count as EXERCISE!|
|Science will admit when it is wrong;|
Religion will kill to prove it is right!
|With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress!|
|Why is it always "I see you drink all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!"|
We believe our memory is weak... but when we want to forget someone,
we realize how powerful our memory is!
|Radio is so much better then TV. At least, you are not disrupted from staring at your phone!|