• Thought of the day:
    A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
  • Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, `What is this for?`<br/>
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"
    Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
  • Mrs Owaisi: I love you.
    Owaisi: OK.
    Mrs Owaisi: Won't you say I love you?
    Owaisi: It's not written in the constitution!
  • People are never fat, they are just easier to see!
  • It was known that PM Modi would take on Kejriwal someday. But never imagined it would be such a vicious attack...
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    Banning Corex cough syrup? That's inhuman, Mr. PM!
  • Chris Gayle is Vijay Mallya's most valuable asset.<br/>
State Bank of India must seize him immediately!Upload to Facebook
    Chris Gayle is Vijay Mallya's most valuable asset.
    State Bank of India must seize him immediately!
  • I will clear Vijay Mallya's loan and adopt all the air hostess, but release me.<br/>









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~Asaram Bapu!Upload to Facebook
    I will clear Vijay Mallya's loan and adopt all the air hostess, but release me.
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    ~Asaram Bapu!
  • One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, `How is to be as a husband?`<br/>
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!Upload to Facebook
    One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"
    Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!
  • Most marriages suffer when the use of alcohol is more to solve the problems than to enjoy the company!
  • Adam and Eve were the first people to accept Apple's "terms and conditions" without reading them!
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