|Why do we only rest in peace?|
Why don't we live in peace too??
|Learn to wipe your tears, a borrowed handkerchief might have germs!|
|One day you'll be just a memory for some. So make it a good one.|
Good Morning & Have a Nice Day!
|Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.|
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
|Interviewer: Do you have any question?|
Female Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress??
|HR: Why should I hire you?|
Candidate: Mere Baad Koi Aur Ayega, Phirse Interview Lena Padega, Aptitude, Technical Round... Kitna Kaam Karoge Sir Wohi Salary Mein?
|The government is tracking all who are buying tomatoes at these obscene prices... Now the next thing is 'detomatonisation'!|
|We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars!|
|Who called him a gardener, and not Gulshan Grower?|
|Don't forget that sometimes 'No response' is also a response!|