• Bunty: How is your crush?<br/>
Pappu: No more.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!<br/>
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How is your crush?
    Pappu: No more.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
    Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
  • Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.<br/>
Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.
    Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!
  • A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;<br/>
But there was no Chemistry!Upload to Facebook
    A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;
    But there was no Chemistry!
  • Crush: Poets attract me most.<br/>
Boy: I am a Poet.<br/>
Crush: Sunao Kuch<br/>
Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai,<br/>
Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai,<br/>
Kaali Mata Aayegi,<br/>
Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!Upload to Facebook
    Crush: Poets attract me most.
    Boy: I am a Poet.
    Crush: Sunao Kuch
    Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai,
    Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai,
    Kaali Mata Aayegi,
    Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!
  • Why do cows wear bells? <br/>
Because their horns don't work.Upload to Facebook
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.
  • Patanjali is now an INR 12,000 Crore empire, selling ayurvedic biscuits, soaps and even Noodles.<br/>
They have proven beyond any doubts that you don't always need half naked women to sell products.<br/><br/>

Half-naked men are also equally effective!Upload to Facebook
    Patanjali is now an INR 12,000 Crore empire, selling ayurvedic biscuits, soaps and even Noodles.
    They have proven beyond any doubts that you don't always need half naked women to sell products.

    Half-naked men are also equally effective!
  • On this birthday of yours, let's spoil ourselves with an amazing dinner in a luxurious restaurant & prove everyone how classy we really are!<br/>
Happy Birthday!Upload to Facebook
    On this birthday of yours, let's spoil ourselves with an amazing dinner in a luxurious restaurant & prove everyone how classy we really are!
    Happy Birthday!
  • Congratulations on breaking good 18-year-old single malts by a hefty margin of 7 years.<br/>
May you both age even more gracefully in each other's company.<br/>
Happy 25th wedding anniversary!Upload to Facebook
    Congratulations on breaking good 18-year-old single malts by a hefty margin of 7 years.
    May you both age even more gracefully in each other's company.
    Happy 25th wedding anniversary!
  • Shy people are like a really slow-loading file; most people won't stick around long enough to get to the awesome content!Upload to Facebook
    Shy people are like a really slow-loading file; most people won't stick around long enough to get to the awesome content!
  • No matter how many set backs you have in life you should never stop trying!Upload to Facebook
    No matter how many set backs you have in life you should never stop trying!
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