Clean SMS (Page 45)

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There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!
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There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!
Some of us don't succeed with our 1st love... because of lack certain qualities.<br/>
But after having acquired those qualities, we never love again!
Some of us don't succeed with our 1st love... because of lack certain qualities.
But after having acquired those qualities, we never love again!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank God, my husband is safe!
When one finds the true Guru, one conquers half the world. 
Thanks for taking me as your disciple! 
Happy Guru Purnima!
When one finds the true Guru, one conquers half the world.
Thanks for taking me as your disciple!
Happy Guru Purnima!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
If you can smile when you are completely broken.<br/>
Then remember... there is nothing in this world that can break you next time!
If you can smile when you are completely broken.
Then remember... there is nothing in this world that can break you next time!
No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. 
Good Luck!
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck!
Santa and Banta were on a holiday. While on a hillock, Santa to Banta, "Are you coming up?"
Banta: What's up there?
Santa: The view.
Banta: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Santa: You are about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Think Well
Plan Well
Do Well
Sleep Well
Play Well
Laugh Well
And throw your mobile also into a well... because you are not messaging me well!

Quotes

Locks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in.

Trivia

Ashok Kumar was a lab assistant in Bombay Talkies before he became an actor in 1936.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!