|Zindagi Mein Bahut Si Hoti Hain Tensions,|
Raat Ko Aaram Se So Jao Aur Mat Karo Use Mention,
Chand Taare Le Kar Aaye Hain Khwab Sensational.
|Never worry about the delay of your success compared to others because construction of a palace takes more time than an ordinary building.|
|Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,|
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
|Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?|
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
|I am still using Pythagoras theorem of 30-60-90 to solve most difficult problems of life.|
Only difference is - 'Degrees' have been replaced by 'mls'.
|Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;|
Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,
Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
|How an average Indian student describes an Intelligent student:|
Woh Toh Saala, C*****a hai!
|Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.|
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
|Sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical!|
|Never chase love, affection or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having!|