|Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!|
|Heaven is where: The police are British, the chefs Italians, the mechanics German, the lovers French, the wives Indian, and it's all organized by the Swiss.|
Hell is where: The police are Indian, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the wives German, and it's all organized by the Italians!
|Marital explosions are at times caused by an old flame!|
|Dreaming or Doing is a choice that will determine Failure or Success!|
|Hold on. God knows what He is doing!|
|Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness and spread light.|
May everyday spread light in your whole life.
|Koi Cheez Buri Nahin Hoti Bas Samay-Samay Ki Baat Hai|
Aggar Bajuwali Scooty Par Khoobsurat Ladki Ho Toh Traffic Jam Bhi Achha Lagta Hai
|Itihaas Gawah Hai Ki Ladkiyon Ne Jab - Jab Shayari Post Ki Hai|
Comments Mein Mirza Galib Ki Aatmadhari Laundo Ki Barh Aai Hai!
|Har Mummy Chahti Hai Uski Bahu Chaand Jaisi Ho|
Chahe Khud Ne Chris Gayle Paida Kiya Ho
|Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.|
Banta: On cable or at theatre?
Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!