• I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!Upload to Facebook
    I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
  • Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!Upload to Facebook
    Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!
  • Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.<br/>
Because one day, you'll be dead!Upload to Facebook
    Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.
    Because one day, you'll be dead!
  • Wife: Hey Honey, do you smell anything?<br/>
Husband: No, darling.<br/>
Wife: Me neither, start cooking then!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Hey Honey, do you smell anything?
    Husband: No, darling.
    Wife: Me neither, start cooking then!
  • Joy is what makes life beautiful. It's what gets us through challenges and allows light in to illuminate the shadows.<br/>
Joy heals our wounds, inspires us to greatness, and fills our souls with goodness.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Great Week!Upload to Facebook
    Joy is what makes life beautiful. It's what gets us through challenges and allows light in to illuminate the shadows.
    Joy heals our wounds, inspires us to greatness, and fills our souls with goodness.
    Good Morning & have a Great Week!
  • Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!Upload to Facebook
    Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
  • Things I and my laptop have in common:<br/>
Slow<br/>
Difficult to wake up from sleep<br/>
Struggles to complete basic tasksUpload to Facebook
    Things I and my laptop have in common:
    Slow
    Difficult to wake up from sleep
    Struggles to complete basic tasks
  • Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!Upload to Facebook
    Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!
  • I've decided to get into shape. The shape of a potato!Upload to Facebook
    I've decided to get into shape. The shape of a potato!
  • Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!Upload to Facebook
    Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!
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