• God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,<br/>
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.<br/>
Happy Father's Day to a dad who is one in a million!Upload to Facebook
    God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
    God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
    Happy Father's Day to a dad who is one in a million!
  • Happy Father's Day means more than flowers and gifts.<br/>
It means saying Thank You. It means saying I Love You.<br/>
You are the best dad and my best friend.<br/>
Today is your day.<br/>
Happy Father's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Happy Father's Day means more than flowers and gifts.
    It means saying Thank You. It means saying I Love You.
    You are the best dad and my best friend.
    Today is your day.
    Happy Father's Day!
  • For the best dad who always had a smile for me.<br/>
Though we may be far apart right now;<br/>

But here's a big hug and kiss for my special Dad.<br/>
Happy Father's Day!Upload to Facebook
    For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
    Though we may be far apart right now;
    But here's a big hug and kiss for my special Dad.
    Happy Father's Day!
  • When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out.<br/>
When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!Upload to Facebook
    When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out.
    When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!
  • Names of lovers carved on trees aren't cute... it's strange and dangerous to know how many people take knives on a date!Upload to Facebook
    Names of lovers carved on trees aren't cute... it's strange and dangerous to know how many people take knives on a date!
  • Guy 1: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Guy 2: My in-laws gifted me a 50 inch LCD on our anniversary.<br/>
Guy 1: That's a good thing.<br/>
Guy 2: But they gifted the Remote Control to my wife!Upload to Facebook
    Guy 1: Why are you so sad?
    Guy 2: My in-laws gifted me a 50 inch LCD on our anniversary.
    Guy 1: That's a good thing.
    Guy 2: But they gifted the Remote Control to my wife!
  • Women are complex creatures:<br/>
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;<br/>
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Women are complex creatures:
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
    And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
  • A thought in every woman's mind:<br/>
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!Upload to Facebook
    A thought in every woman's mind:
    I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
  • Tough times are like physical exercise, you may not like it while you are doing it... but tomorrow you'll be stronger because of it!<br/>

Good Morning! Upload to Facebook
    Tough times are like physical exercise, you may not like it while you are doing it... but tomorrow you'll be stronger because of it!
    Good Morning!
  • A family of mice was surprised by a big cat.<br/>
Father Mouse jumped and said, `Bow-wow!`<br/>
The cat ran away. `What was that Father?` asked Baby Mouse.<br/>
`Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language!` Upload to Facebook
    A family of mice was surprised by a big cat.
    Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!"
    The cat ran away. "What was that Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
    "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language!"
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