|I need to get on medication...|
So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!
|A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:|
"Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!"
|If you weigh 100 kilos (220 lbs) on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos (83 lbs) on Mars.|
You are not fat, you are just on the wrong planet!
|Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.|
There's no doubt about it, anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
|A scientist will read dozens of books in his lifetime but still believe that he has a lot more to learn.|
A religious person barely reads one book, and thinks that he knows it all!
|A great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee, don't start your day without it.|
|Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare!|
|Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala?|
Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!
|To all Singles:|
If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!
|What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?|