|I committed a sin and make you sad;|
And am realizing that I am very bad.
So please forgive me to lessen the grief;
Your forgiveness will led to a relief!
|A man has two names: the one he is born with and the one that he makes for himself.|
|Dear Student Loan,|
Thank you for saving my life. I can't think how I can ever repay you!
|Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan!|
|I get a kick out of a game Bridge - I sit opposite my wife!|
|One always must limits on everything one does- Physical or otherwise.|
Actually, these are only plateaus, and one must not stay there, one must go beyond them!
|Letter after f + half of 8 + shadow of q + Opposite of d+ letter before m + Middle of sea + 2 into 19th letter + End of you.|
|If you're not losing friends then you're not growing up!|
|I'm having some vision trouble today. I can't see myself doing anything!|
|Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?|
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!