|Shame on you beautiful ladies...|
Days are hotter than you!
|Most conflicts can be resolved over drinks!|
|Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?|
Pappu: A has a point!
|Dear Plant Eaters,|
Chicken never gave oxygen,
Chicken never gave shade, lose of chicken never caused global warming, then why to eat the good plants and trees?
Try Chicken - Go Green!
|Don't stop having fun when you get older because you will get older when you stop having fun.|
Have a Great Day!
|Thought of the day:|
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife!
|A girl chatting with a boy:|
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too
Girl: Too late
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
|If women could read minds,|
Every second man will get slapped!
|I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work!|
|My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I was disappointed, I had to put my foot down!|