|What colour socks do bears wear?|
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
|What is the biggest pan in the world?|
|When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you!|
|One day, you'll be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one!|
|Life is too short to stress over people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.|
Good Morning and have a great week!
|I've just broken up with my gym.|
We were just not working out!
|It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!|
|What did the hat say to the scarf? |
You hang around while I go on ahead!
|English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!|
|It's hard to find someone who is willing to stay with you in every up and down of your life.|
I feel blessed to have you in my life because I know no matter what happens you will never stop loving me!