• A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!
    A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!
  • Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
    Good Morning!
  • Pappu: My friends stole my report card.<br/>
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.<br/>
Pappu: That they stole?<br/>
Santa: No, that you have friends!
    Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
    Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
    Pappu: That they stole?
    Santa: No, that you have friends!
  • My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!
    My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!
  • I've got a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them works!
    I've got a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them works!
  • Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back!
    Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back!
  • Mom: We have donated all your toys to the orphanage.<br/>
Kid: Why?<br/>
Mom: So you'll have something to play with them when we take you there!
    Mom: We have donated all your toys to the orphanage.
    Kid: Why?
    Mom: So you'll have something to play with them when we take you there!
  • Wife: My head is hurting.<br/>
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
    Wife: My head is hurting.
    Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
  • Late fees is strange. `Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!`
    Late fees is strange. "Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!"
  • Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.<br/>
Wishing you a Happy International Yoga Day!
    Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.
    Wishing you a Happy International Yoga Day!