• I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
    I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
  • When the person you stalk stalks you back...<br/>
Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
    When the person you stalk stalks you back...
    Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
  • If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.<br/>
Is the man right or wrong?
    If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
    Is the man right or wrong?
  • Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!
    Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
  • The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!
    The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!
  • Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!
    Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!
  • God, please give us the courage to accept things for what they are, but to never lose hope that things will always get better!
    God, please give us the courage to accept things for what they are, but to never lose hope that things will always get better!
  • Pran <br/>
Danny<br/>
Ranjeet  <br/>
Prem Chopra<br/>
Shakti Kapoor<br/>
Gulshan Grover  <br/><br/> 

Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?<br/><br/>

Sanskari Aloknath!
    Pran
    Danny
    Ranjeet
    Prem Chopra
    Shakti Kapoor
    Gulshan Grover

    Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?

    Sanskari Aloknath!
  • Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatised by adulthood to enjoy a childhood!
    Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatised by adulthood to enjoy a childhood!
  • When a married man says- `I'll think about it.<br/>
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
    When a married man says- "I'll think about it.
    What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!