|I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!|
|When the person you stalk stalks you back...|
Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
|If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.|
Is the man right or wrong?
|Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!|
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
|The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!|
|Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!|
|God, please give us the courage to accept things for what they are, but to never lose hope that things will always get better!|
Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?
|Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatised by adulthood to enjoy a childhood!|
|When a married man says- "I'll think about it.|
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!