• A bad marriage is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
    A bad marriage is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
  • Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!
    Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!
  • In 2019 let's stop asking people `what do you like to do in your free time?`<br/>
We all watch Netflix. Stop making it awkward!
    In 2019 let's stop asking people "what do you like to do in your free time?"
    We all watch Netflix. Stop making it awkward!
  • Each year-end marks a new beginning. To keep your spirit and determination unshaken, always have the faith and the courage to achieve everything you desire.<br/>
Wish you very Happy 2019!
    Each year-end marks a new beginning. To keep your spirit and determination unshaken, always have the faith and the courage to achieve everything you desire.
    Wish you very Happy 2019!
  • On the road to success, the rule is to always look ahead. May you reach your destination this New Year and may your journey be wonderful.<br/>
A very Happy New Year!
    On the road to success, the rule is to always look ahead. May you reach your destination this New Year and may your journey be wonderful.
    A very Happy New Year!
  • Just let go of your past and start off with the new. Forgive all those who hurt you and be open to making new relationships, with open arms. It's the New Year, so make it `New`.<br/>
Happy New Year!
    Just let go of your past and start off with the new. Forgive all those who hurt you and be open to making new relationships, with open arms. It's the New Year, so make it "New".
    Happy New Year!
  • Life would be so much easier if you had a quest log telling you what you have to do in order to complete the game!
    Life would be so much easier if you had a quest log telling you what you have to do in order to complete the game!
  • I went to the doctors recently. He said: `Don't eat anything fatty`<br/>
I said: `What, like bacon and burgers?`<br/>
He said, `No. fatty don't eat anything!`
    I went to the doctors recently. He said: "Don't eat anything fatty"
    I said: "What, like bacon and burgers?"
    He said, "No. fatty don't eat anything!"
  • Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.<br/>
That should make the cremation a little more interesting!
    Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.
    That should make the cremation a little more interesting!
  • Both Kohli and Anushka ended their year on the same note. What a couple!<br/>
#AUSvIND
    Both Kohli and Anushka ended their year on the same note. What a couple!
    #AUSvIND