• Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long!
    Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long!
  • Accept your past without regrets. Handle your present with confidence. Face your future without fear.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Accept your past without regrets. Handle your present with confidence. Face your future without fear.
    Good Morning!
  • Do you work at McDonald's? Because I'm loving you!<br/>
#pickuplines
    Do you work at McDonald's? Because I'm loving you!
    #pickuplines
  • Thanks to #balltampering! Indian media has something else to write about!<br/>
#balltampering<br/>
#praisegovernment
    Thanks to #balltampering! Indian media has something else to write about!
    #balltampering
    #praisegovernment
  • I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter!
    I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter!
  • Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!
    Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!
  • Strange: To stop a piece of paper from folding you put it in a folder!
    Strange: To stop a piece of paper from folding you put it in a folder!
  • Australian Cricketers are not only stupid, they're colour blind. Otherwise why the heck would they use yellow coloured sandpaper!<br/>
#Balltampering
    Australian Cricketers are not only stupid, they're colour blind. Otherwise why the heck would they use yellow coloured sandpaper!
    #Balltampering
  • #Balltampering<br/>
No wonder, yellow is the colour when you shit your pants!
    #Balltampering
    No wonder, yellow is the colour when you shit your pants!
  • Australian men are born cheaters.<br/>
I feel sorry for their women!<br/>
#balltampering
    Australian men are born cheaters.
    I feel sorry for their women!
    #balltampering