|Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long!|
|Accept your past without regrets. Handle your present with confidence. Face your future without fear.|
|Do you work at McDonald's? Because I'm loving you!|
|Thanks to #balltampering! Indian media has something else to write about!|
|I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter!|
|Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!|
|Strange: To stop a piece of paper from folding you put it in a folder!|
|Australian Cricketers are not only stupid, they're colour blind. Otherwise why the heck would they use yellow coloured sandpaper!|
No wonder, yellow is the colour when you shit your pants!
|Australian men are born cheaters.|
I feel sorry for their women!