• A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?<br/>
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!Upload to Facebook
    A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?
    Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
  • Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!Upload to Facebook
    Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!
  • The only thing that I will ever force in life is my jeans over my butt!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing that I will ever force in life is my jeans over my butt!
  • Hearing someone tell you how much they adore you is so relieving and heart warming. Though I know - you love me; but I love it more hearing it every once in a while!Upload to Facebook
    Hearing someone tell you how much they adore you is so relieving and heart warming. Though I know - you love me; but I love it more hearing it every once in a while!
  • May you be blessed with the beauty of His grace, and may His favour be lavished upon you.<br/>
Have a blessed birthday!Upload to Facebook
    May you be blessed with the beauty of His grace, and may His favour be lavished upon you.
    Have a blessed birthday!
  • Invest in your future, forget your past!Upload to Facebook
    Invest in your future, forget your past!
  • Maturity is when you keep your mouth shut when you want to say something mean to someone. Only people at peace with themselves can do this.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Maturity is when you keep your mouth shut when you want to say something mean to someone. Only people at peace with themselves can do this.
    Good Morning!
  • Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:<br/>
Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue<br/>
Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!Upload to Facebook
    Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:
    Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue
    Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!
  • Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
  • There was a time when I used to sing in shower;<br/>
Now I make my life's decisions there!Upload to Facebook
    There was a time when I used to sing in shower;
    Now I make my life's decisions there!
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