|The worst thing about getting into an argument with my girlfriend is she never tells me what it's about!|
|Life is good, have a beer! |
Life sucks have a beer!
Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
|A Girl at a Petrol Pump:|
Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?
Attendant: 86/- litre
Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.
Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
|Girl: How single are you?|
Boy: Main Test Match Bhi Pura Dekhta Hun!
|What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?|
A reptile dysfunction!
|A man stumbles upon a lamp and a genie pops out and offers him 3 wishes. |
Man: For my first wish I'd like to be rich.
Genie: Alright Rich, what's your second wish!
|Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but it's more difficult to regret!|
|Believe in yourself, push your limits, experience life, conquer your goals, and be happy.|
Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
|Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...|
Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
|My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"|
I said I'd take either/oar!