• The worst thing about getting into an argument with my girlfriend is she never tells me what it's about!
    The worst thing about getting into an argument with my girlfriend is she never tells me what it's about!
  • Life is good, have a beer! <br/>
Life sucks have a beer!<br/>
Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
    Life is good, have a beer!
    Life sucks have a beer!
    Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
  • A Girl at a Petrol Pump:<br/>
Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?<br/>
Attendant: 86/- litre<br/>
Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.<br/>
Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
    A Girl at a Petrol Pump:
    Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?
    Attendant: 86/- litre
    Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.
    Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
  • Girl: How single are you?<br/>
Boy: Main Test Match Bhi Pura Dekhta Hun!
    Girl: How single are you?
    Boy: Main Test Match Bhi Pura Dekhta Hun!
  • What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?<br/>
A reptile dysfunction!
    What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
    A reptile dysfunction!
  • A man stumbles upon a lamp and a genie pops out and offers him 3 wishes. <br/>
Man: For my first wish I'd like to be rich.<br/>
Genie: Alright Rich, what's your second wish!
    A man stumbles upon a lamp and a genie pops out and offers him 3 wishes.
    Man: For my first wish I'd like to be rich.
    Genie: Alright Rich, what's your second wish!
  • Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but it's more difficult to regret!
    Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but it's more difficult to regret!
  • Believe in yourself, push your limits, experience life, conquer your goals, and be happy.<br/>
Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
    Believe in yourself, push your limits, experience life, conquer your goals, and be happy.
    Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
  • Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...<br/>
Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
    Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...
    Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
  • My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, `Which one do you want?`<br/>
I said I'd take either/oar!
    My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
    I said I'd take either/oar!