|You are a gracious person, with a good heart. You care, not because you need to, but because you want to. May God bless you.|
Happy Birthday Son!
|Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.|
Pass all the pebbles in your path, and you will find you have crossed the mountain!
|Weekend means the freedom from daily routine life. As it is the weekend, Be like a bird and the wings of your dreams keep extend in the sky.|
Wish you a Nice Weekend!
|One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!|
|I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"|
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
|Do you know what my late father said to me?|
Sorry, I'm late!
|Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?|
|You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present!|
|I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch.|
He said, "They are playing Nun"!
|Today I have invented a new game "Quiet tennis".|
It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racket!