• You'll meet 2 kinds of people in your life:<br/>
Ones who'll build you up;<br/>
And  the ones who'll tear you down;<br/>
But in the end, you'll thank them both.<br/>
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    You'll meet 2 kinds of people in your life:
    Ones who'll build you up;
    And the ones who'll tear you down;
    But in the end, you'll thank them both.
    Good Evening!
  • When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:<br/>
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.<br/>
Kidnapper connects the call.<br/>
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    When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:
    Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.
    Kidnapper connects the call.
    Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!
  • Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?<br/>
Santa: Retired!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
    Santa: Retired!
  • What 2018 tells to 2017?<br/>
Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!<br/>
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    What 2018 tells to 2017?
    Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!
    Wish you a wonderful 2018!
  • I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!Upload to Facebook
    I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!Upload to Facebook
    I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!
  • When you're mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares!
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    When you're mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares!
  • Life can give us a number of beautiful friends, but only true friends can give us a beautiful life!
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    Life can give us a number of beautiful friends, but only true friends can give us a beautiful life!
  • The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way!
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    The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way!
  • You may lose the people you love, You may lose the things you have. But no matter what happens, Never lose yourself.<br/>
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    You may lose the people you love, You may lose the things you have. But no matter what happens, Never lose yourself.
    Good Morning!
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