|Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!
|Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!|
|I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.|
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018
|She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.|
After a week she gets a new boyfriend.
Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!
|One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...|
The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?
|Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"|
I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"
|She was simply very beautiful;|
My heart and mind Geya Jhool;
I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;
Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;
She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!
D - Diyas of Diwali
I - Illuminate your life with
W - Wealth and Wisdom and
A - Attract
L - Love and
I - Intimacy in your marital life
Have a great Diwali!
|May Waheguru bless you the day when Guru Hargobind Sahib Ji reached Amritsar after ensuring the freedom of 52 Kings from imprisonment, held in the fort of Gwalior by Emperor Jahangir.|
Happy Bandi Chorr Divas!
|You will not gain anything by looking back. What happened, happened. Look forward and move on.|