|Anxiety happens when you think you have them to figure everything out all at once. Breathe. You're strong. You got this. Take it day by day!|
|A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!|
|Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.|
|Pappu: My friends stole my report card.|
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends!
|My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!|
|I've got a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them works!|
|Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back!|
|Mom: We have donated all your toys to the orphanage.|
Mom: So you'll have something to play with them when we take you there!
|Wife: My head is hurting.|
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
|Late fees is strange. "Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!"|