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Men smoke cigarettes.
Real men smoke cigars.
Legends live in Delhi NCR -
Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.
1. Value of time and money.
2. Importance of a painkiller.
3. How Intermissions are a blessing.
4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.
5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.
~ Enjoy the Movie -
I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet.
He gave me a run for my money! -
Such a treasure your precious child is;
Who will thrive on every hug and kiss.
Hold them close and sing them songs;
they will only be a child for so long.
Happy Children's Day! -
Happiness is to remain as a child forever.
A tension free life without much responsibilities,
A time when even a chocolate can bring a smile in life,
Once you become old, you will start missing your childhood days.
So enjoy these days to the fullest.
Happy Children's Day! -
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind, always! -
Challenges are what make life interesting;
Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful! -
Success is not something you pursue. Success is something you attract by the person you become.
Good Morning! -
A good news for vegetarians:
The Government has decided to rename egg to 'Panchi Phal'! -
Killer whales weigh 7 tons and can jump 15 feet in the air and I groan when I stand up from the couch!