• You are a gracious person, with a good heart. You care, not because you need to, but because you want to. May God bless you.<br/>
Happy Birthday Son!
    You are a gracious person, with a good heart. You care, not because you need to, but because you want to. May God bless you.
    Happy Birthday Son!
  • Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.<br/>
Pass all the pebbles in your path, and you will find you have crossed the mountain!
    Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.
    Pass all the pebbles in your path, and you will find you have crossed the mountain!
  • Weekend means the freedom from daily routine life. As it is the weekend, Be like a bird and the wings of your dreams keep extend in the sky.<br/>
Wish you a Nice Weekend!
    Weekend means the freedom from daily routine life. As it is the weekend, Be like a bird and the wings of your dreams keep extend in the sky.
    Wish you a Nice Weekend!
  • One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
    One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
  • I saw a man at the beach yelling. `Help, Shark!`<br/>
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
    I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"
    Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
  • Do you know what my late father said to me?<br/>
Sorry, I'm late!
    Do you know what my late father said to me?
    Sorry, I'm late!
  • Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?<br/>
Tequila!
    Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
    Tequila!
  • You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present!
    You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present!
  • I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch.<br/>
He said, `They are playing Nun`!
    I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch.
    He said, "They are playing Nun"!
  • Today I have invented a new game `Quiet tennis`.<br/>
It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racket!
    Today I have invented a new game "Quiet tennis".
    It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racket!