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You are a gracious person, with a good heart. You care, not because you need to, but because you want to. May God bless you.
Happy Birthday Son! -
Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.
Pass all the pebbles in your path, and you will find you have crossed the mountain! -
Weekend means the freedom from daily routine life. As it is the weekend, Be like a bird and the wings of your dreams keep extend in the sky.
Wish you a Nice Weekend! -
One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control! -
I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him. -
Do you know what my late father said to me?
Sorry, I'm late! -
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila! -
You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present! -
I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch.
He said, "They are playing Nun"! -
Today I have invented a new game "Quiet tennis".
It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racket!