• Anxiety happens when you think you have them to figure everything out all at once. Breathe. You're strong. You got this. Take it day by day!
    Anxiety happens when you think you have them to figure everything out all at once. Breathe. You're strong. You got this. Take it day by day!
  • A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!
    A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!
  • Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
    Good Morning!
  • Pappu: My friends stole my report card.<br/>
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.<br/>
Pappu: That they stole?<br/>
Santa: No, that you have friends!
    Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
    Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
    Pappu: That they stole?
    Santa: No, that you have friends!
  • My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!
    My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!
  • I've got a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them works!
    I've got a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them works!
  • Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back!
    Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back!
  • Mom: We have donated all your toys to the orphanage.<br/>
Kid: Why?<br/>
Mom: So you'll have something to play with them when we take you there!
    Mom: We have donated all your toys to the orphanage.
    Kid: Why?
    Mom: So you'll have something to play with them when we take you there!
  • Wife: My head is hurting.<br/>
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
    Wife: My head is hurting.
    Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
  • Late fees is strange. `Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!`
    Late fees is strange. "Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!"