• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
    Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
    ~ Anonymous
  • The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off.
    Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off.
    ~ Anonymous
  • The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
    The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
    ~ Anonymous
    Sex
  • Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.
    ~ Anonymous
    Sex
  • If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
    If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
    ~ Anonymous
  • The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water:  not before or after, but instead.
    The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
    ~ Anonymous