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~ Author Unknown90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. -
~ Author UnknownSome people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to. -
~ Author UnknownIf drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. -
~ Author UnknownA bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn. -
~ Author UnknownWhy torture yourself when life will do it for you? -
~ Author UnknownIt's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. -
~ Author UnknownIf at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. -
~ Author UnknownI don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! -
~ Author UnknownNo one realizes the beauty of love, until you're caught in it. -
~ Author UnknownIt's easier to apologize than ask for permission.