• 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
    90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to.
    Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.
    A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
    Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
    ~ Author Unknown
  • It's always been and always will be the same in the world:  The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
    It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
    If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
    ~ Author Unknown
  • No one realizes the beauty of love, until you're caught in it.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.
    It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.
    ~ Author Unknown