• If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
    If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
    ~ Author Unknown
  • No one realizes the beauty of love, until you're caught in it.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.
    It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • A very wise man once said..."I don't know. Go ask a woman.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.
    ~ Author Unknown