|If you admire the rainbow after the rain, then why not love again after the pain?|
|Life's truest happiness is found in friendships we make along the way.|
|No one ever got blind by looking on the bright side.|
|I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.|
|The two rules of procrastination:|
1) Do it today.
2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
|If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found.|
|I don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast.|
|Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.|
|A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.|
|Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.|