• English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • A very wise man once said..."I don't know. Go ask a woman.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Don't turn back half way from the goal. Because the distance still remains the same, either way!
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Time is a coin that you can spend only once, use it, invest it, and make it count.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
    ~ Author Unknown