• The two rules of procrastination:
    1) Do it today.
    2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.
    Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
    A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
    Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
    Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Age
  • A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • The biggest room in the world, is the room for improvement.
    The biggest room in the world, is the room for improvement.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
    ~ Author Unknown