|The two rules of procrastination:|
1) Do it today.
2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
|If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found.|
|I don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast.|
|Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.|
|A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.|
|Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.|
|Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.|
|A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.|
|The biggest room in the world, is the room for improvement.|
|When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.|