• Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.
    Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • What's so unpleasant about being drunk?, Ask a glass of water!
    What's so unpleasant about being drunk?, Ask a glass of water!
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • I may not gone where I intend to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
    A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
    ~ Douglas Adams
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  • There is no point in using the word impossible to describe something that has clearly happened.
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
    Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
    ~ Douglas Adams