• Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of before talking such fool nonsense.
    ~ Earl Wilson
  • A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
    ~ Earl Wilson
  • You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
    ~ Earl Wilson
  • An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
    ~ Earl Wilson
  • Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
    Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
    ~ Earl Wilson
  • The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
    ~ Earl Wilson
  • Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
    ~ Earl Wilson