• A book is a gift you can open again and again.
    ~ Garrison Keillor
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
    ~ Garrison Keillor
  • Humour is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.
    ~ Garrison Keillor
  • The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.
    ~ Garrison Keillor
  • Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
    ~ Garrison Keillor
  • Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
    ~ Garrison Keillor
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