• It takes only one drink to get me drunk.  The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    ~ George Burns
  • I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
    ~ George Burns
  • I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
    ~ George Burns
  • You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
    ~ George Burns
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  • Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made.
    Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made.
    ~ George Burns
  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
    Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
    ~ George Burns
  • Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
    ~ George Burns
  • It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    ~ George Burns
  • By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
    ~ George Burns
  • Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
    ~ George Burns