• Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
    A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • One man's folly is another man's wife.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
    ~ Helen Rowland
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