• When your son starts telling husband-wife jokes, he is ready to get married.
    When your son starts telling husband-wife jokes, he is ready to get married.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • If it weren't for birthdays, some people would hardly have anything to celebrate in life.
    If it weren't for birthdays, some people would hardly have anything to celebrate in life.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.
    With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The day I have no unread Whatsapp messages, I feel I am in full control of my life.
    The day I have no unread Whatsapp messages, I feel I am in full control of my life.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Unfortunately, it's very easy to become a star overnight. A female should only be willing and ready to expose.
    Unfortunately, it's very easy to become a star overnight. A female should only be willing and ready to expose.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Scots are wholly responsible for spoiling me... by inventing Golf and Scotch.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Most people are dying rich instead of living rich.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Keeping the mouth open at all times - for eating as well as speaking is the root cause of diseases and unnecessary troubles.
    Keeping the mouth open at all times - for eating as well as speaking is the root cause of diseases and unnecessary troubles.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:<br />

#Sin<br />

#Tan<br />

#Cos I love them!<br />
    I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:
    #Sin
    #Tan
    #Cos I love them!
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Most people work for tummy;
    It's the same for work-outs.
    ~ JD Ghai