|When your son starts telling husband-wife jokes, he is ready to get married.|
|If it weren't for birthdays, some people would hardly have anything to celebrate in life.|
|With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.|
|The day I have no unread Whatsapp messages, I feel I am in full control of my life.|
|Unfortunately, it's very easy to become a star overnight. A female should only be willing and ready to expose.|
|Scots are wholly responsible for spoiling me... by inventing Golf and Scotch.|
|Most people are dying rich instead of living rich.|
|Keeping the mouth open at all times - for eating as well as speaking is the root cause of diseases and unnecessary troubles.|
|I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:|
#Cos I love them!
|Most people work for tummy;|
It's the same for work-outs.