• When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
    Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • You're my North. My compass always points to you.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Love is a wonderful thing that happens when you continuously get good orgasms from your partner.
    Love is a wonderful thing that happens when you continuously get good orgasms from your partner.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers!
    Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers!
    ~ JD Ghai
  • My wife and I are not sexually compatible. When I want oral, she wants sex.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Orgasms are blissful only if you are able to give them to your wife.
    Orgasms are blissful only if you are able to give them to your wife.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.
    The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • I learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between.
    I learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between.
    ~ JD Ghai