• A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • A man sleeps around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she's a trump.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
    It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, `the man goes on top and the woman underneath`. For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
    I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath". For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
    A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • I've got no bosoms. In Africa they want to name an underdeveloped nation after me.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • I saw my first porno film the other day. It was a Jewish porno film - one minute of sex, nine minutes of guilt.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.
    My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.
    ~ Joan Rivers