• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
    ~ Mark Twain
  • A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
    A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • I can live for two months on a good compliment.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Politicians and drapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
    Politicians and drapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret anything That makes you smile.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do  read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain