• If you don't read  the newspaper you are  uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are  misinformed.
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    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
    ~ Mark Twain
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  • Compassion is language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.Upload to Facebook
    Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The secret of getting ahead is getting started.Upload to Facebook
    The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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    Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. ~ Mark Twain
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.Upload to Facebook
    Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.Upload to Facebook
    When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
    ~ Mark Twain
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