• If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do  read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
    The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are  misinformed.
    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
    The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • No man`s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
    No man`s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
    Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • If you don't read  the newspaper you are  uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are  misinformed.
    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
    ~ Mark Twain
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