• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
    Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
    ~ Mark Twain