• Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
    Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Don't tell my mother I'm in politics: she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
    ~ Mark Twain
  • One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
    ~ Mark Twain