• Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
    Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • It is easier to stay out than get out.
    It is easier to stay out than get out.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • There is a good side and a bad side to most people, and in accordance with your own character and disposition you will bring out one of them and the other will remain a sealed book to you.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
    The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
    Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
    ~ Mark Twain
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