• To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.
    To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
    Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
    Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • It is easier to stay out than get out.
    It is easier to stay out than get out.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • There is a good side and a bad side to most people, and in accordance with your own character and disposition you will bring out one of them and the other will remain a sealed book to you.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
    The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
    ~ Mark Twain