• History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
    History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
    It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
    If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
    All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
    Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
    Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
    A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
    ~ Mark Twain