• A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
    Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings.
    ~ Oliver Herford