• A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • Health is what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • Housework can`t kill you, but why take a chance?
    ~ Phyllis Diller
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