• Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    ~ Rita Rudner
  • They're trying to put warning labels on liquor saying, "Caution, alcohol can be dangerous to pregnant women." That's ironic. If it weren't for alcohol, most women wouldn't even be that way.
    ~ Rita Rudner
  • Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    ~ Rita Rudner