• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
    I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
    All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • You know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither.
    You know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • I have yet to meet a kind, witty, interesting, attractive, rich person I didn't like.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
    Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • I think my mirror has gotten older.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • I just called the paparazzi a bunch of "professional photographers" and now they want to sue.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
    Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
    ~ Steve Martin