• Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
    We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
    ~ Will Rogers
  • You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
    ~ Will Rogers
    War
  • A fool and his money are soon elected.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
    ~ Will Rogers
    Law
  • Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
    ~ Will Rogers