• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • The difference between death & taxes? Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • I belong to no organized party- I'm a Democrat.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
    There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
    Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
    ~ Will Rogers