• If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • A fool and his money are soon elected.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
    ~ Will Rogers