• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
    Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
    Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
    ~ Woody Allen
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  • If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
    ~ Woody Allen