|Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.|
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
|I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!|
|Top 3 situations that require witnesses:|
Need I say more?
|The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me!|
|Toothpaste Mein Namak Ho Gaya Purana,|
Ab Kya Aapke Khaane Mein Pyaaz Hai?
|When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.|
|My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor!|
|My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.|
It is called lunch!
|The human body is roughly 60% water...|
So I'm not fat, I'm flooded!
|A man's face is his autobiography;|
a woman's face is her fiction!