• My day runs backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake!Upload to Facebook
    My day runs backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake!
  • Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!Upload to Facebook
    Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!
  • Despite how open, peaceful and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves!Upload to Facebook
    Despite how open, peaceful and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves!
  • Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
    Good Morning!
  • Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?<br/>
Boy: Just tell them that room ha unlimited free internet with 4MBPS speed!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?
    Boy: Just tell them that room ha unlimited free internet with 4MBPS speed!
  • In India:<br/>
Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!Upload to Facebook
    In India:
    Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!
  • At Starbucks:<br/>
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!<br/>
Pappu: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!<br/>
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!Upload to Facebook
    At Starbucks:
    Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
    Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
    Pappu: And Sugar?
    Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
    Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!
  • How does motivation work in India?<br/>
'Kya Hua? Fatt Gayi Kya?'Upload to Facebook
    How does motivation work in India?
    'Kya Hua? Fatt Gayi Kya?'
  • Want to surprise your girlfriend?<br/>
Introduce her to your wife!Upload to Facebook
    Want to surprise your girlfriend?
    Introduce her to your wife!
  • Phases in all men's life:<br/>
You believe in Santa Claus<br/>
You do not believe in Santa Claus<br/>
You become Santa Claus<br/>
You look like Santa ClausUpload to Facebook
    Phases in all men's life:
    You believe in Santa Claus
    You do not believe in Santa Claus
    You become Santa Claus
    You look like Santa Claus
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