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Zindagi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai;
Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai;
Khushi Ke Liye Achee Dost Ki Zarurat Hai;
Aur Achhe Dost Ke Liye...
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Oh My God... Sabko Meri Zarurat Hai!
A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best! 
Girl: All the best to you, too! 
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed. 
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!
Girl: All the best to you, too!
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
Everyone should have at least two friends:
One to talk to;
And one to
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talk about.
I really forgot as to which one is you!
That hopeful moment... when your wife uses a dual sim phone and you save the numbers as...
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Wife 1 and Wife 2!
The past of eat is ate; 
And the future of ate is 
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Weight!
The past of eat is ate;
And the future of ate is
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Weight!
Relations are like electric currents. 
Wrong connections will give you shocks all your life; 
But the right ones will always light up your life!
Relations are like electric currents.
Wrong connections will give you shocks all your life;
But the right ones will always light up your life!
I love three things: 
The sun, the moon and you - the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
I love three things:
The sun, the moon and you - the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
How to be happy? Decide every morning that you are in a good mood. 
Have a very happy morning!
How to be happy? Decide every morning that you are in a good mood.
Have a very happy morning!
Every once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life, love
gives us a fairytale. 
Have a loving day!
Every once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.
Have a loving day!
Best conversations always happen late in the night but you better have a nice sleep now. 
Good Night!
Best conversations always happen late in the night but you better have a nice sleep now.
Good Night!

Quotes

The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.