|My day runs backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake!|
|Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!|
|Despite how open, peaceful and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves!|
|Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.|
|Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?|
Boy: Just tell them that room ha unlimited free internet with 4MBPS speed!
Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!
|How does motivation work in India?|
'Kya Hua? Fatt Gayi Kya?'
|Want to surprise your girlfriend?|
Introduce her to your wife!
|Phases in all men's life:|
You believe in Santa Claus
You do not believe in Santa Claus
You become Santa Claus
You look like Santa Claus