|Hoodie is just a Ghunghat that was born and brought up in America!|
|If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?|
|The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque-book open!|
|If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!|
|Some people wake up in the morning and are all like "OMG I'm the luckiest person in the world".|
And I wake up all like "OMG I'm still alive"!
|Rahul Gandhi in a rally in Uttar Pradesh:|
ISRO Se Mera Bachpan Ka Rishta Hai. Jab Bhi School Jata Tha Teacher Bolti Thi...
"Uss Row Mein Nahin, ISRO Mein Baitho"!
|Relationships cannot be made with moods and conditions. They are maintained by feelings.|
Good Morning and have a Good Day!
|If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!|
|Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!|
|Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!|