|Me: Why am I still single?|
Brain: You're weird as shit.
Body: And you're fat.
Face: Plus you're ugly.
Food: But I'm here for you!
|Maid problem in India:|
Govt banned maid under 15 years;
Wives banned maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;
husbands banned maids above 40 yrs!
|A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`|
The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf.
Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long.
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
|When life changes and we go our separate ways,|
You will still be in my heart til my dying days.
I tell no lie this is true, my world has never seen a friend like you!
|Breath Comes... To Go;|
Thoughts Come... To Go; Words Come... To Go;
Actions Come... To Go;
Feelings Come... To Go;
Illnesses Come... To Go;
Phases Come... To Go;
Seasons Come... To Go;
We have Come... To Go.
Then why do we hold our guilt, anger, hatred or ego... so tightly.
Even it shall be let Go!
|Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!|
Hard at first;
Messy in the middle;
And gorgeous at the end!
|Relationships never die a Natural Death.|
They are murdered by Ego, Attitude or Ignorance!
|The answers you seek never come when the mind is busy, they come when the mind is still.|
Sweet Dreams! Good Night!
|To start a day is - just like painting.|
Draw the lines with prayers;
Erase the errors with forgiveness;
Dip the brush with patience;
And colour it with love.