• I told myself that I should stop drinking...<br/>
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but I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself!Upload to Facebook
    I told myself that I should stop drinking...
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    but I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself!
  • Men are smarter than women.<br/>
You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!<br/>
Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?Upload to Facebook
    Men are smarter than women.
    You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!
    Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?
  • Me: I'm so over her.<br/>
Vodka: No you're not, you should text her.<br/>
Me: Really?<br/>
Vodka: Yes! 25 times!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I'm so over her.
    Vodka: No you're not, you should text her.
    Me: Really?
    Vodka: Yes! 25 times!
  • An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone!Upload to Facebook
    An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone!
  • My name is CASH, and I'm not available.<br/>
Cheque De India!Upload to Facebook
    My name is CASH, and I'm not available.
    Cheque De India!
  • The Pope has invited our PM for tea.<br/>
The invitation letter says - 'Chai Pe Church Aa'!Upload to Facebook
    The Pope has invited our PM for tea.
    The invitation letter says - 'Chai Pe Church Aa'!
  • The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots!Upload to Facebook
    The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots!
  • Thank your past for all the lessons and move on.<br/>
Have a nice weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Thank your past for all the lessons and move on.
    Have a nice weekend!
  • A chemistry lab is like a big party.<br/>
Some drop the acid while others drop the base!Upload to Facebook
    A chemistry lab is like a big party.
    Some drop the acid while others drop the base!
  • My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!Upload to Facebook
    My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!
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