|That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter!|
|There's nothing more stupid than not being yourself because you're afraid of looking stupid!|
|Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a very dangerous game.|
I always lose!
|Women have many faults. It's true.|
While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!
|Yesterday at the airport, two Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.|
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
Boycott means Boycott!
|Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for a while!|
|We all have two lives.|
The second one starts when we realise we only have one!
|May this Dhanteras light up new dreams, fresh hopes and undiscovered avenues. May bright & beautiful experiences fill your days and you encounter pleasant surprises and beautiful moments.|
|On this Dhanteras, may divine blessings of Goddess Lakshmi bestow on you a bountiful fortune.|
|May the footsteps of Goddess Lakshmi enter your house and life.|