• Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea?Upload to Facebook
    Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea?
  • Banta: What is the definition of a husband?<br/>
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the definition of a husband?
    Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
  • There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!Upload to Facebook
    There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!
  • Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.<br/>
Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.
    Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!
  • Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;<br/>
Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;<br/>
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;<br/>
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;
    Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;
    Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;
    Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
  • Don't look for a partner who is an eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food!Upload to Facebook
    Don't look for a partner who is an eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food!
  • A mother may be, educated or uneducated.<br/>
But, she has the best guidelines in the world when you fail in your life!Upload to Facebook
    A mother may be, educated or uneducated.
    But, she has the best guidelines in the world when you fail in your life!
  • Life is like a parade.<br/>
At the shout of 'About Turn', the last person becomes the first.<br/>
So we really don't know when life will take 'U' turn.<br/>
Never feel inferior or superior.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Life is like a parade.
    At the shout of 'About Turn', the last person becomes the first.
    So we really don't know when life will take 'U' turn.
    Never feel inferior or superior.
    Good Morning!
  • Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.<br/>
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
    And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
  • Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:<br/>

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.<br/>

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.<br/>

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.<br/>

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.<br/>

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.<br/>

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.<br/>

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.<br/>

What else you need in life!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:
    1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
    2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
    3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
    4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
    5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
    6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
    And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
    What else you need in life!
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