|Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.|
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
|The only reason why my ex dated me was that she heard my friends call me "the love machine".|
She left me once she understood that it was because I was a terrible badminton player!
|According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.|
They should know that not getting married is the better way!
|Behind every successful man, there is a woman, if you need more success increase the number.|
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|The world is getting too sensitive.|
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
|Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet!|
|Just another birthday and just another wrinkle on your face.|
Happy birthday, Grandpa!
|May this Sunday bring all the good things in your life. May you have a fantastic week ahead.|
Happy Sunday to you!
|Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.|
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
|Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.|
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!