• My formal clothes have missed me so much.<br/>
I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!<br/>
#Covid-19
    My formal clothes have missed me so much.
    I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!
    #Covid-19
  • Patient: I am finding it impossible to get any alone time lately.<br/>
Therapist: Have you tried dating a golfer?
    Patient: I am finding it impossible to get any alone time lately.
    Therapist: Have you tried dating a golfer?
  • Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!
    Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!
  • Things not to say on a first date:<br/>
3. You've overdone the makeup<br/>
2. You look fat in this outfit<br/>
1. Wait a minute, my wife is calling
    Things not to say on a first date:
    3. You've overdone the makeup
    2. You look fat in this outfit
    1. Wait a minute, my wife is calling
  • Humans treat outside wounds by rubbing alcohol.<br/>
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
    Humans treat outside wounds by rubbing alcohol.
    And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
  • A controversial and debatable question:<br/>
Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil?
    A controversial and debatable question:
    Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil?
  • I'm a nobody.<br/>
Nobody is perfect.<br/>
And therefore, I am perfect!
    I'm a nobody.
    Nobody is perfect.
    And therefore, I am perfect!
  • Happy Birthday to my wonderful Aunt.<br/>
You've always been an important person in my life, not only as part of my family but also as a friend. I wish you all the love & happiness in the world, today and always!
    Happy Birthday to my wonderful Aunt.
    You've always been an important person in my life, not only as part of my family but also as a friend. I wish you all the love & happiness in the world, today and always!
  • Friend: How do you sleep at night fully knowing people don't like you?<br/>
Me: With no underwear. In case, they want to kiss my a**!
    Friend: How do you sleep at night fully knowing people don't like you?
    Me: With no underwear. In case, they want to kiss my a**!
  • Forget about yesterday. Today is a new day. I pray to God for you. I wish you a very excellent day. May God grant you whatever you want.<br/>
Good morning and have a great day!
    Forget about yesterday. Today is a new day. I pray to God for you. I wish you a very excellent day. May God grant you whatever you want.
    Good morning and have a great day!