• Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.<br/>
Those people are called bartenders!
    Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.
    Those people are called bartenders!
  • Who says men can't multitask?<br/>
I can disappoint both my wife and my parents at the same time!
    Who says men can't multitask?
    I can disappoint both my wife and my parents at the same time!
  • With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...<br/>
`Yung No Mo`!
    With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...
    "Yung No Mo"!
  • May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you many reasons to be happy and you find peace in Krishna consciousness.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
    May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you many reasons to be happy and you find peace in Krishna consciousness.
    Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
  • No person in this world has ever been rewarded for what he has received. <br/>
He is always honoured for what he has given to others!
    No person in this world has ever been rewarded for what he has received.
    He is always honoured for what he has given to others!
  • Life is beautiful when you know where to look.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Life is beautiful when you know where to look.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.<br/>
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
    A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
    Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
  • What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?<br/>
Olay!
    What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
    Olay!
  • If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
    If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
  • You are elegant, considerate, piercing and above all trustworthy.<br/>
Wishing my dear Virgo a very Happy Birthday!
    You are elegant, considerate, piercing and above all trustworthy.
    Wishing my dear Virgo a very Happy Birthday!
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