|My formal clothes have missed me so much.|
I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!
|Patient: I am finding it impossible to get any alone time lately.|
Therapist: Have you tried dating a golfer?
|Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!|
|Things not to say on a first date:|
3. You've overdone the makeup
2. You look fat in this outfit
1. Wait a minute, my wife is calling
|Humans treat outside wounds by rubbing alcohol.|
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
|A controversial and debatable question:|
Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil?
|I'm a nobody.|
Nobody is perfect.
And therefore, I am perfect!
|Happy Birthday to my wonderful Aunt.|
You've always been an important person in my life, not only as part of my family but also as a friend. I wish you all the love & happiness in the world, today and always!
|Friend: How do you sleep at night fully knowing people don't like you?|
Me: With no underwear. In case, they want to kiss my a**!
|Forget about yesterday. Today is a new day. I pray to God for you. I wish you a very excellent day. May God grant you whatever you want.|
Good morning and have a great day!