|Wife: Mars Pe Life Hai Kya?|
Husband: Pata Nahi, Meri Toh Earth Pe Bhi Nahi Hai!
|A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:|
My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!
|Booking starts for residential plots @Rs.100/- per square feet.|
Location: Gandhi Nagar, Lahore, Shastri Park Islamabad and Tilak Marg Rawalpindi.
Booking Open, Possession after the war!
|There are only two ways of living life -|
Walk like you are the King or walk like you don't care who is the King.
|Interviewer: How about something personal?|
Candidate: Personally I need a job!
|You are drunk when...|
You have to hold on, to the grass to keep from falling off the earth!
|Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!|
|JOB in Airtel:|
Send your resume to email@example.com
Last Date: 30th Dec 2016
Salary: 95,000/- per month
Job Description: To sit on Airtel tower & stop JIO signals!
|May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!|
|I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media,|
but I'm not gonna listen to some weird guy who talks to himself!