• Me: Why am I still single?<br/>
Brain: You're weird as shit.<br/>
Body: And you're fat.<br/>
Face: Plus you're ugly.<br/>
Food: But I'm here for you!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Why am I still single?
    Brain: You're weird as shit.
    Body: And you're fat.
    Face: Plus you're ugly.
    Food: But I'm here for you!
  • Maid problem in India:<br/>
Govt banned maid under 15 years;<br/>
Wives banned maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;<br/>
husbands banned maids above 40 yrs!Upload to Facebook
    Maid problem in India:
    Govt banned maid under 15 years;
    Wives banned maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;
    husbands banned maids above 40 yrs!
  • A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`<br/>
The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf. <br/>
Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long. <br/>
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!Upload to Facebook
    A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`
    The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf.
    Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long.
    Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
  • When life changes and we go our separate ways,<br/>
You will still be in my heart til my dying days.<br/> 
I tell no lie this is true, my world has never seen a friend like you!Upload to Facebook
    When life changes and we go our separate ways,
    You will still be in my heart til my dying days.
    I tell no lie this is true, my world has never seen a friend like you!
  • Breath Comes... To Go;<br/>
Thoughts Come... To Go;
Words Come... To Go;<br/>
Actions Come... To Go;<br/>
Feelings Come... To Go;<br/>
Illnesses Come... To Go;<br/>
Phases Come... To Go;<br/>
Seasons Come... To Go;<br/>
We have Come... To Go.<br/>
Then why do we hold our guilt, anger, hatred or ego... so tightly.<br/>
Even it shall be let Go!Upload to Facebook
    Breath Comes... To Go;
    Thoughts Come... To Go; Words Come... To Go;
    Actions Come... To Go;
    Feelings Come... To Go;
    Illnesses Come... To Go;
    Phases Come... To Go;
    Seasons Come... To Go;
    We have Come... To Go.
    Then why do we hold our guilt, anger, hatred or ego... so tightly.
    Even it shall be let Go!
  • Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!Upload to Facebook
    Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!
  • Change is:<br/>
Hard at first;<br/>
Messy in the middle;<br/>
And gorgeous at the end!Upload to Facebook
    Change is:
    Hard at first;
    Messy in the middle;
    And gorgeous at the end!
  • Relationships never die a Natural Death.<br/>
They are murdered by Ego, Attitude or Ignorance!Upload to Facebook
    Relationships never die a Natural Death.
    They are murdered by Ego, Attitude or Ignorance!
  • The answers you seek never come when the mind is busy, they come when the mind is still.<br/>
Sweet Dreams! Good Night!Upload to Facebook
    The answers you seek never come when the mind is busy, they come when the mind is still.
    Sweet Dreams! Good Night!
  • To  start  a  day  is - just like painting.<br/>
Draw the lines with prayers;<br/>
Erase the errors with forgiveness;<br/>
Dip the brush with patience;<br/>
And colour it with love.<br/>
Good Day!Upload to Facebook
    To start a day is - just like painting.
    Draw the lines with prayers;
    Erase the errors with forgiveness;
    Dip the brush with patience;
    And colour it with love.
    Good Day!
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