• Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?<br/>
Santa: GymNastiks!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?
    Santa: GymNastiks!
  • Interviewer: Do you participate in any dangerous activities?<br/>
Candidate: Yes. Sometimes, I disagree with my wife!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Do you participate in any dangerous activities?
    Candidate: Yes. Sometimes, I disagree with my wife!
  • I hope when I die, it's early in the morning so I don't go to work that day for no reason!Upload to Facebook
    I hope when I die, it's early in the morning so I don't go to work that day for no reason!
  • Girl: Do you love me?<br/>
Boy: Yes<br/>
Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.<br/>
Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Yes
    Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.
    Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein?
  • <b>School Life:</b><br/>
Most Irritating Moment - Morning School Bell<br/>
Most Difficult Task - Attending Morning Assembly<br/>
Most Dreadful Journey - Way To Class<br/>
Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends<br/>
Most Tragic Moment - Surprise Test in 1st Period<br/>
Most Wonderful News - Teacher is AbsentUpload to Facebook
    School Life:
    Most Irritating Moment - Morning School Bell
    Most Difficult Task - Attending Morning Assembly
    Most Dreadful Journey - Way To Class
    Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends
    Most Tragic Moment - Surprise Test in 1st Period
    Most Wonderful News - Teacher is Absent
  • The relation between Husband and Wife explained in just two computer keys.<br/>
Esc & CtrlUpload to Facebook
    The relation between Husband and Wife explained in just two computer keys.
    Esc & Ctrl
  • Hollywood made a movie - Finding Dory<br/>
If this movie was made in India about Indian boys in Goa - Finding Gory<br/>
If this movie was made about Indian parents in weddings - Finding ChoryUpload to Facebook
    Hollywood made a movie - Finding Dory
    If this movie was made in India about Indian boys in Goa - Finding Gory
    If this movie was made about Indian parents in weddings - Finding Chory
  • Sometimes God will put Goliath in your life, for you to find The David within you!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes God will put Goliath in your life, for you to find The David within you!
  • The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.<br/>
Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!Upload to Facebook
    The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.
    Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!
  • I'm not one to brag... but see, I made it out of bed!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not one to brag... but see, I made it out of bed!
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