• Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.<br/>
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing!
    Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
    Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
    Jeeto: Nothing!
  • The only reason why my ex dated me was that she heard my friends call me `the love machine`.<br/>
She left me once she understood that it was because I was a terrible badminton player!
    The only reason why my ex dated me was that she heard my friends call me "the love machine".
    She left me once she understood that it was because I was a terrible badminton player!
  • According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.<br/>
They should know that not getting married is the better way!
    According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.
    They should know that not getting married is the better way!
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman, if you need more success increase the number.<br/>
P.S. Uploader is not responsible for side effects and aftershocks!
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman, if you need more success increase the number.
    P.S. Uploader is not responsible for side effects and aftershocks!
  • The world is getting too sensitive.<br/>
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
    The world is getting too sensitive.
    Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
  • Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet!
    Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet!
  • Just another birthday and just another wrinkle on your face.<br/>
Happy birthday, Grandpa!
    Just another birthday and just another wrinkle on your face.
    Happy birthday, Grandpa!
  • May this Sunday bring all the good things in your life. May you have a fantastic week ahead.<br/>
Happy Sunday to you!
    May this Sunday bring all the good things in your life. May you have a fantastic week ahead.
    Happy Sunday to you!
  • Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
    Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
  • Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.<br/>
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
    Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
    Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!