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I smell
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very nice after a bath. Even you should try it sometime!
If friends were flowers, I would not pluck them.<br/>
I'll let them grow in a garden; and cultivate them with love and care. So that I can enjoy their fragrance forever.<br/>
Happy Friendship Day, Dear Friend!
If friends were flowers, I would not pluck them.
I'll let them grow in a garden; and cultivate them with love and care. So that I can enjoy their fragrance forever.
Happy Friendship Day, Dear Friend!
I love how people say they're "Expecting a Baby`... as though it might be something else - like a Penguin or a Blueray!
You are: 20% Fantastic,
20% Attractive,
20% Love able,
20% Terrific,
and 20% Understandable.
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In short, you are 100% F.A.L.T.U.
While making matches, FB renders great help to Indians. We know almost anyone's age or can deduce prospective match's age according to his Friend List or parents' age!
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L: Like to have you as an<br/>

O: Old-fahioned<br/>

V: Valentine and live till<br/>

E: Eternity with<br/>

You!
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L: Like to have you as an
O: Old-fahioned
V: Valentine and live till
E: Eternity with
You!
Women: Divided by ego, united by gossips!<br/>
Men: Divided by women, united by Liquor!
Women: Divided by ego, united by gossips!
Men: Divided by women, united by Liquor!
A ladder hangs over the side of a ship anchored in a port. The bottom rung touches the water. The distance between rungs is 20 cm and the length of the ladder is 180 cm. The tide is rising at the rate of 15 cm each hour.<br/>
When will the water reach the seventh rung from the top?
A ladder hangs over the side of a ship anchored in a port. The bottom rung touches the water. The distance between rungs is 20 cm and the length of the ladder is 180 cm. The tide is rising at the rate of 15 cm each hour.
When will the water reach the seventh rung from the top?

Some relations never demand personal presence.<br/>
It's the confidence in the relation which assures that when needed the person will always be with you!
Some relations never demand personal presence.
It's the confidence in the relation which assures that when needed the person will always be with you!
One day I may die without even saying good bye to you. But I will never forget to say thank you;<br/>
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life. 
Thanks for everything!
One day I may die without even saying good bye to you. But I will never forget to say thank you;
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life.
Thanks for everything!

Quotes

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.

Trivia

Mary Gibbs (voice of Boo in Monsters Inc.) was too young to sit to record her lines, so they followed her around with a mike.

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.