• Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.<br/>
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.
    They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
  • <b>Attention:</b><br/>
All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.<br/>
No more applicants need apply!Upload to Facebook
    Attention:
    All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.
    No more applicants need apply!
  • What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?<br/>
Al-cohol you!Upload to Facebook
    What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?
    Al-cohol you!
  • People ask me `Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice.`<br/>
I always reply with `I am overqualified!`Upload to Facebook
    People ask me "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice."
    I always reply with "I am overqualified!"
  • It caused a great deal of trouble for me last night... when my wife asked me if she is fat?Upload to Facebook
    It caused a great deal of trouble for me last night... when my wife asked me if she is fat?
  • A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, `Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves.`<br/>
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!Upload to Facebook
    A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves."
    Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!
  • Life has four pillars - Family, Kindness, Honesty, Humility... but the foundation is always Love!Upload to Facebook
    Life has four pillars - Family, Kindness, Honesty, Humility... but the foundation is always Love!
  • The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.<br/>
Good Morning & have a good day!Upload to Facebook
    The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.
    Good Morning & have a good day!
  • Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.<br/>
Santa: What happened, what did he say?<br/>
Banta: You are fired!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
    Santa: What happened, what did he say?
    Banta: You are fired!
  • Half of the people in the world are playing Pokemon Go and using Prisma filters right now.<br/>
The other half are making jokes on them!Upload to Facebook
    Half of the people in the world are playing Pokemon Go and using Prisma filters right now.
    The other half are making jokes on them!
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