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My watchman from Nepal said to me, "Syria ka Badshah Mar Gaya!"
I watched all the news channels but found no such news. When I went in the lawns after one hour, I learnt, "Chidiya ka Bacha Mar Gaya!"
If the Bollywood movie "Pati, Patni Aur Woh" is made again, it's title should be
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"Pati, Patni Aur Whatsapp"!
Welcome to the season of:
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!
May the angels protect you; 
May the sadness forget you; 
May goodness surround you; 
And may God always bless you! 
Have a blessed Easter!
May the angels protect you;
May the sadness forget you;
May goodness surround you;
And may God always bless you!
Have a blessed Easter!
May the spring season promise a new beginning and usher greater prosperity, success and happiness in your life! 
Happy Easter!
May the spring season promise a new beginning and usher greater prosperity, success and happiness in your life!
Happy Easter!
Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. 
May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy! 
Happy Easter!
Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!
I am an 11 letter word. 
1, 2, 3 and 4 make a bank's name. 
5, 6 and 7 is a Car brand. 
8, 9, 10 and 11 is a mode of transport. 
What am I?
I am an 11 letter word.
1, 2, 3 and 4 make a bank's name.
5, 6 and 7 is a Car brand.
8, 9, 10 and 11 is a mode of transport.
What am I?

Ik Bewafa Ke Ghum Mein Haatho Mein Jam Utha Liya;
Phir Bread Par Laga Diya Aur Chaai Ke Saath Khaa Liya!

Har Premi Bewda Nahi Hota, Koi Koi Bhukkad Bhi Hota Hai!
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Relationship is like Taj Mahal. 
Everybody wonders how beautiful it is; 
But nobody understands how difficult it is to build!
Relationship is like Taj Mahal.
Everybody wonders how beautiful it is;
But nobody understands how difficult it is to build!

Quotes

Snow on Christmas means Easter will be green.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.