|Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?|
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
|Every time I look at my marriage album, my wife reminds me...|
Damn! you are one lucky man and I have no option but to agree!
|If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!|
RBI has allowed deposit of old notes of 500 and 1000 in any bank for 3 days, from 29th to 31st of this month!
|I don't like to brag but I finished my 8 hours strict study schedule in 10 minutes!|
|Cataract is the third biggest cause of blindness.|
Religion and Politics remain the first two!
|Happy moments - Praise God|
Difficult moments - Seek God
Quiet moments - Worship God
Painful moments - Trust God
Every moment - Thank God
|Om Tryambakam Yajamahe Sugandhim Pushthi Vardhanam,|
Urvarukamiva Bandhanan Mrityormukshi Ya Mamrtaat!
Wish you all a very happy & auspicious Maha Shivratri!
|On this auspicious occasion may the blessings of Lord Shiva be with all of you.|
May His glorious, divine and merciful attributes remind us of our own abilities and strive to lift ourselves to heights.
A Happy Maha Shivratri to all!
|May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family.|
May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.
Happy Maha Shivratri!