• Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.<br/>
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
    Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.
    Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
  • Doctor: Miss, What's the problem?<br/>
Girl: Nothing, I'm fine.<br/>
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not your boyfriend!
    Doctor: Miss, What's the problem?
    Girl: Nothing, I'm fine.
    Doctor: I'm a doctor, not your boyfriend!
  • Teacher: Count from 1 to 10<br/>
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10<br/>
Teacher: Where is 6?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
    Teacher: Count from 1 to 10
    Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
    Teacher: Where is 6?
    Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
  • Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!
    Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!
  • Me? A procrastinator?<br/>
I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
    Me? A procrastinator?
    I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
  • What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? <br/>
Well, the flag is a big plus!
    What's the advantage of living in Switzerland?
    Well, the flag is a big plus!
  • If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, explain winter!
    If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, explain winter!
  • I miss irritating you; and I miss the - I'm going to kill you - look in your eyes!
    I miss irritating you; and I miss the - I'm going to kill you - look in your eyes!
  • 3 Steps to move on:<br/>
Ctrl Alt Del<br/>
Control yourself, look for an Alternate solution and Delete the situation that hurts you!
    3 Steps to move on:
    Ctrl Alt Del
    Control yourself, look for an Alternate solution and Delete the situation that hurts you!
  • Someone asked me, `Who hurt you?`<br/>
I replied, `My own expectations.`<br/>
Good Morning!
    Someone asked me, "Who hurt you?"
    I replied, "My own expectations."
    Good Morning!