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My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,<br/>
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,<br/>
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,<br/>
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!Upload to Facebook
    A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:
    My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,
    Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,
    Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,
    Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!
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    Booking starts for residential plots @Rs.100/- per square feet.
    Location: Gandhi Nagar, Lahore, Shastri Park Islamabad and Tilak Marg Rawalpindi.
    Booking Open, Possession after the war!
  • There are only two ways of living life -<br/>
Walk like you are the King or walk like you don't care who is the King.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    There are only two ways of living life -
    Walk like you are the King or walk like you don't care who is the King.
    Good Morning!
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    Interviewer: How about something personal?
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You have to hold on, to the grass to keep from falling off the earth!Upload to Facebook
    You are drunk when...
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  • Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!Upload to Facebook
    Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!
  • <b>JOB in Airtel:</b><br/>

Send your resume to careers@airtel.in<br/>

<b>Last Date:</b> 30th Dec 2016<br/>

<b>Location:</b> Mumbai<br/>

<b>Salary:</b> 95,000/- per month<br/>

<b>Job Description:</b> To sit on Airtel tower & stop JIO signals!Upload to Facebook
    JOB in Airtel:
    Send your resume to careers@airtel.in
    Last Date: 30th Dec 2016
    Location: Mumbai
    Salary: 95,000/- per month
    Job Description: To sit on Airtel tower & stop JIO signals!
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    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
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but I'm not gonna listen to some weird guy who talks to himself!Upload to Facebook
    I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media,
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