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Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";
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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!
Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll die for you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I can't live without you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll marry you!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up!
I am starting a party called IRCTC. Nobody will be given a ticket or seat!
Dear Ladies, 
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
Dear Ladies,
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
Kissing you is like a bee sucking honey from a flower. The hunger might be satiated but the soul craves for more... 
Longing for a kiss!
Kissing you is like a bee sucking honey from a flower. The hunger might be satiated but the soul craves for more...
Longing for a kiss!
2 + 6 + 10 + 14 + 18 + 22 + 26 + 3 0+ 34 + 38 = 200 
Select any 5 numbers such that their total is 100!
2 + 6 + 10 + 14 + 18 + 22 + 26 + 3 0+ 34 + 38 = 200
Select any 5 numbers such that their total is 100!

Screw World Peace, Visualize DRIVING!
Sheena leads, Sheila needs!
Sheena leads, Sheila needs!
Don't think that someone else is more blessed than you are. It's just that we are blessed in different ways. 
Have a blessed and peaceful sleep!
Don't think that someone else is more blessed than you are. It's just that we are blessed in different ways.
Have a blessed and peaceful sleep!
Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life. So forget all yesterday's bad moments and make today beautiful. 
Have a beautiful morning!
Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life. So forget all yesterday's bad moments and make today beautiful.
Have a beautiful morning!

Quotes

Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.

Trivia

When the moon is directly overhead, we weigh slightly less.

Graffiti

If the enemy is in range, so are you.