|Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.|
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
|Doctor: Miss, What's the problem?|
Girl: Nothing, I'm fine.
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not your boyfriend!
|Teacher: Count from 1 to 10|
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
|Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!|
|Me? A procrastinator?|
I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
|What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? |
Well, the flag is a big plus!
|If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, explain winter!|
|I miss irritating you; and I miss the - I'm going to kill you - look in your eyes!|
|3 Steps to move on:|
Ctrl Alt Del
Control yourself, look for an Alternate solution and Delete the situation that hurts you!
|Someone asked me, "Who hurt you?"|
I replied, "My own expectations."