|Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.|
Those people are called bartenders!
|Who says men can't multitask?|
I can disappoint both my wife and my parents at the same time!
|With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...|
"Yung No Mo"!
|May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you many reasons to be happy and you find peace in Krishna consciousness.|
Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
|No person in this world has ever been rewarded for what he has received. |
He is always honoured for what he has given to others!
|Life is beautiful when you know where to look.|
Good Morning and have a great week!
|A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.|
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
|What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?|
|If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!|
|You are elegant, considerate, piercing and above all trustworthy.|
Wishing my dear Virgo a very Happy Birthday!