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May Lord Ganesha bless you with all worldly posessions and keep you and your family protected from obstacles at all times! 
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
May Lord Ganesha bless you with all worldly posessions and keep you and your family protected from obstacles at all times!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
चत्वार्यस्य च रुपाणि चतुर्षु च युगेषु च । 
कृते दशभुजो नाम्ना विनायक इति शृत: ।। 
त्रेतायुगे शुक्लवर्णो षड्भुजोसौ मयूरराट् । 
सिन्धुं हत्वापालयत्सः अवतीर्य स्वालये प्रिये।। 
~  132nd chapter of Kridakhanda of Ganesha Purana  
The four incarnations of Ganesha, each of which appeared in the four different Yugas, as per the above text are: 
Mahotkata Vinayaka 
Mayuresvara 
Gajanana 
Dhumraketu 
May all these four Avatras bless you and your family at all times! 
Happy Ganesha Chaturthi!
चत्वार्यस्य च रुपाणि चतुर्षु च युगेषु च ।
कृते दशभुजो नाम्ना विनायक इति शृत: ।।
त्रेतायुगे शुक्लवर्णो षड्भुजोसौ मयूरराट् ।
सिन्धुं हत्वापालयत्सः अवतीर्य स्वालये प्रिये।।
~ 132nd chapter of Kridakhanda of Ganesha Purana

The four incarnations of Ganesha, each of which appeared in the four different Yugas, as per the above text are:
Mahotkata Vinayaka
Mayuresvara
Gajanana
Dhumraketu
May all these four Avatras bless you and your family at all times!
Happy Ganesha Chaturthi!
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? 
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
Breaking News:
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
Jeeto: I hate you when you drink. 
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
Dear Chetan Bhagat, 
Half Girlfriend 
One Night 
Two States 
Three Mistakes 
Five Point Five Point Someone 
Enough of running between the wickets. Next time, better hit a 4 or a 6!
Dear Chetan Bhagat,
Half Girlfriend
One Night
Two States
Three Mistakes
Five Point Five Point Someone
Enough of running between the wickets. Next time, better hit a 4 or a 6!
People who live in glass houses should move out and rent the premises to beautiful women!
I + opposite letter of W + Starting letter of Ice + Twice, the letter before T + a question letter + 15th letter + 1/2 of O!
I + opposite letter of W + Starting letter of Ice + Twice, the letter before T + a question letter + 15th letter + 1/2 of O!

Beautiful souls descend on Earth; 
When people like me need good friends. 
Thanks for being a wonderful soul!
Beautiful souls descend on Earth;
When people like me need good friends.
Thanks for being a wonderful soul!
I am not a perfect person. I make a lot of mistakes. But I really appreciate those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am!
I am not a perfect person. I make a lot of mistakes. But I really appreciate those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am!

Quotes

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

Trivia

People who regularly complain of boredom are 2.5 times more likely to die of a heart-attack or stroke.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!