|Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?|
|Interviewer: Do you participate in any dangerous activities?|
Candidate: Yes. Sometimes, I disagree with my wife!
|I hope when I die, it's early in the morning so I don't go to work that day for no reason!|
|Girl: Do you love me?|
Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.
Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein?
Most Irritating Moment - Morning School Bell
Most Difficult Task - Attending Morning Assembly
Most Dreadful Journey - Way To Class
Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends
Most Tragic Moment - Surprise Test in 1st Period
Most Wonderful News - Teacher is Absent
|The relation between Husband and Wife explained in just two computer keys.|
Esc & Ctrl
|Hollywood made a movie - Finding Dory|
If this movie was made in India about Indian boys in Goa - Finding Gory
If this movie was made about Indian parents in weddings - Finding Chory
|Sometimes God will put Goliath in your life, for you to find The David within you!|
|The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.|
Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!
|I'm not one to brag... but see, I made it out of bed!|