|In a battle between Sleep and Studies,|
Internet always wins!
|Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?|
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
|Primary source of income:|
When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!
|When you point a knife at your friend he says,|
"Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!"
When you point a rubber band at your friend he says,
"Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!"
|A brother only learns from his sister. How to love, how to respect and how to admire?|
I was lucky that she also taught me to always be happy.
Thanks Dear Sister!
I know, that's a lot to think about.
So here is a shortcut... just think about me!
|Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...|
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate
|Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!|
|New unitary method/ measure introduced in Indian schools with immediate effect:|
After Million, Billion, Trillion, The fourth larger unit is
"Onion'... and such rich people are called 'Onionaires'!
|Thanks to my parents for not indulging in female infanticide and giving me an opportunity to celebrate the festival of Rakhi!|