• <b>The year 2030:</b><br/>
Husband: What is for dinner tonight?<br/>
Wife: OMG! You haven't checked my 'Instagram' yet! Upload to Facebook
    The year 2030:
    Husband: What is for dinner tonight?
    Wife: OMG! You haven't checked my 'Instagram' yet!
  • If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.<br/>
But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'!Upload to Facebook
    If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.
    But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'!
  • Next generation kids are really going to be unlucky...<br/>
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Their parents will know how to check history, hack passwords and crack App Locks!Upload to Facebook
    Next generation kids are really going to be unlucky...
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    Their parents will know how to check history, hack passwords and crack App Locks!
  • Married men live longer than single men,<br/>
But married men are a lot more willing to die!Upload to Facebook
    Married men live longer than single men,
    But married men are a lot more willing to die!
  • Follow your heart but take your brain with you!<br/>
Good MorningUpload to Facebook
    Follow your heart but take your brain with you!
    Good Morning
  • Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and...<br/>
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having their parents pick up the phone!Upload to Facebook
    Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and...
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    having their parents pick up the phone!
  • If your wife laughs at your joke,<br/>
It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!Upload to Facebook
    If your wife laughs at your joke,
    It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!
  • They say never drink before 8 PM.<br/>
It must be 8 PM somewhere in the world!Upload to Facebook
    They say never drink before 8 PM.
    It must be 8 PM somewhere in the world!
  • Girls are like Internet Domain names...<br/>
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The ones you like are already taken!Upload to Facebook
    Girls are like Internet Domain names...
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    The ones you like are already taken!
  • Working hard for something we don't care about is called stress.<br/>
Working hard for something we love is called passion.<br/>
Good Morning & Have a Great Week ahead!Upload to Facebook
    Working hard for something we don't care about is called stress.
    Working hard for something we love is called passion.
    Good Morning & Have a Great Week ahead!
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