• Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?<br/>
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
    Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?<br/>
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
    Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
  • Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.<br/>
Those people are called bartenders!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.
    Those people are called bartenders!
  • I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?Upload to Facebook
    I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?
  • Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!Upload to Facebook
    Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
  • Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.<br/>
Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!Upload to Facebook
    Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.
    Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!
  • It's so painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave!Upload to Facebook
    It's so painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave!
  • Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.
    Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
  • It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!Upload to Facebook
    It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!
  • Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
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