|Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.|
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
Air Force Mirage lands on express way...
Pilot shows I card at toll plaza for exemption, And in turn the toll guy says 'Yeh Nahi Chalega' "Three" wheeler Ka 75/- Lagega; 75. Then Pilot says 'Army' and he is allowed to pass.
|ਮਨ ਮੇਰੇ ਤਿਨ ਕੀ ਓਟ ਲੇਹਿ।।|
ਮਨੁ ਤਨੁ ਅਪਨਾ ਤਿਨ ਜਨ ਦੇਹਿ।।
O my mind, seek their protection;
give your mind and body to those humble beings.
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji
|ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀਆ ਮੀਠਾ ਲਾਗੈ ॥|
ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਪਦਾਰਥੁ ਨਾਨਕੁ ਮਾਂਗੈ ॥੨॥੪੨॥੯੩॥
Your actions seem so sweet to me.
Nanak begs for the treasure of the Naam, the Name of the Lord. ||2||42||93||
~ Raag Asa by Guru Arjan Dev Ji
|Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?|
Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!
|Girls misuse it|
Models sell it
Photographers cage it
Doctors advice it
Death freezes it
Artists create it
Guess, what's it?
It's a smile, keep smiling!
|A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!|
|There's a Moon which livens up your nights;|
There's a Sun which brightens your day;
There are stars which shine for you;
And here it's me who lives for you!
|God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you!|