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    Hoodie is just a Ghunghat that was born and brought up in America!
  • If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?Upload to Facebook
    If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?
  • The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque-book open!Upload to Facebook
    The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque-book open!
  • If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!Upload to Facebook
    If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!
  • Some people wake up in the morning and are all like `OMG I'm the luckiest person in the world`.<br/>
And I wake up all like `OMG I'm still alive`!Upload to Facebook
    Some people wake up in the morning and are all like "OMG I'm the luckiest person in the world".
    And I wake up all like "OMG I'm still alive"!
  • Rahul Gandhi in a rally in Uttar Pradesh:<br/>
ISRO Se Mera Bachpan Ka Rishta Hai. Jab Bhi School Jata Tha Teacher Bolti Thi...<br/>
`Uss Row Mein Nahin, ISRO Mein Baitho`!Upload to Facebook
    Rahul Gandhi in a rally in Uttar Pradesh:
    ISRO Se Mera Bachpan Ka Rishta Hai. Jab Bhi School Jata Tha Teacher Bolti Thi...
    "Uss Row Mein Nahin, ISRO Mein Baitho"!
  • Relationships cannot be made with moods and conditions. They are maintained by feelings.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Good Day!Upload to Facebook
    Relationships cannot be made with moods and conditions. They are maintained by feelings.
    Good Morning and have a Good Day!
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!Upload to Facebook
    If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!
  • Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!
  • Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!
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