|Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.|
You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!
|Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"|
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
|I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!|
|Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!|
|The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.|
Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
|Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?|
Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
|Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;|
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
|No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!|
|Don't lose Hope. You never know what tomorrow might bring.|
Good Morning and have a great day!
|Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?|
Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.
I don't know why she has blocked me!