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Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie,
"Let's hope it's something we've seen"!
Friendship is like an 'ONION' which has many layers of TRUST and CARE.
If you'll try to cut it, you'll find nothing except 'Tears' in your eyes!
Innovative ad outside a gynaecologist:
We charge very less per delivery compared to Sreesanth!
End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!
End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!
Raj Kapoor was real visionary. He made Shree(santh) 420 in 1955!
Ever wondered the reason why IPL comes on Set Max? Because it is already SET!
Ever wondered the reason why IPL comes on Set Max? Because it is already SET!
Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death.
Santa: I am in no hurry to die!
There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the Noah's Ark
and professionals built
the Titanic!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the Noah's Ark 
and professionals built 
the Titanic!
You are so fake that even
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China would deny to have made you!
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