|Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?|
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!
|Friend 1: My wife always has the last word.|
Friend 2: You're lucky. Mine never gets to it!
|You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive!|
|Your smile can be compared with flowers;|
Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;
Your innocence can be compared with a baby;
But in foolishness, you have no comparison!
|Heart receives - love;|
Mind receives - wisdom;
Hands receive - gifts
And only special people receive my Messages!
|May Goddess Durga light up the path of your life and fill your heart with hope and your mind with beautiful dreams.|
Wish you a blessed Durga Puja!
|The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.|
~ Mahatma Gandhi
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
|Dussehra is a reminder to everybody to follow the path of truth and goodness.|
Oh Mere Kamine Dost, Par Tu Kabhi Nahi Sudhrega... Abh Bhi Waqt Hai, Warna Tera Hashar Bhi Ravan Jaisa Hone Walla Hai!
|It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!|
|Success does not depend on making important decisions quickly,|
But depends on your quick actions on important decisions.
Have a cool week!