Clean SMS

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!

Art of living:
First of all, don't make friends
If made, don't get attached to them
If attached, don't love them
If loved, then please don't leave them!

Thanks to GMR and heavy rains:
Grounded Kingfisher flights can finally start sailing from the Delhi airport!

The Nigella Limit:
The maximum duration of time a husband can put up with wife's bad cooking!

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without;
But whatever you do, you'll regret it later!

When a girl says "do whatever you want", do not do whatever you want!

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism!

What's the difference between Egyptian Mummies and Indian mummies?
Children are afraid of Egyptian Mummies and fathers are afraid of Indian Mummies!

I found an old shoebox full of photos. Mostly me with my ex. More than anything else it made me miss those shoes.

Santa: My wife worships me.
Banta: Why do you say so?
Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!

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