• Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.<br/>
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
    Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
  • Breaking news:
    Air Force Mirage lands on express way...
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    Pilot shows I card at toll plaza for exemption, And in turn the toll guy says 'Yeh Nahi Chalega' "Three" wheeler Ka 75/- Lagega; 75. Then Pilot says 'Army' and he is allowed to pass.
  • ਮਨ ਮੇਰੇ ਤਿਨ ਕੀ ਓਟ ਲੇਹਿ।।<br/>
ਮਨੁ ਤਨੁ ਅਪਨਾ ਤਿਨ ਜਨ ਦੇਹਿ।।<br/><br/>

O my mind, seek their protection;<br/>
give your mind and body to those humble beings.<br/>
~ Guru Arjan Dev JiUpload to Facebook
    ਮਨ ਮੇਰੇ ਤਿਨ ਕੀ ਓਟ ਲੇਹਿ।।
    ਮਨੁ ਤਨੁ ਅਪਨਾ ਤਿਨ ਜਨ ਦੇਹਿ।।

    O my mind, seek their protection;
    give your mind and body to those humble beings.
    ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji
  • ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀਆ ਮੀਠਾ ਲਾਗੈ ॥<br/>
ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਪਦਾਰਥੁ ਨਾਨਕੁ ਮਾਂਗੈ ॥੨॥੪੨॥੯੩॥<br/><br/>

Your actions seem so sweet to me.<br/>
Nanak begs for the treasure of the Naam, the Name of the Lord. ||2||42||93||<br/>
~ Raag Asa by Guru Arjan Dev JiUpload to Facebook
    ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀਆ ਮੀਠਾ ਲਾਗੈ ॥
    ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਪਦਾਰਥੁ ਨਾਨਕੁ ਮਾਂਗੈ ॥੨॥੪੨॥੯੩॥

    Your actions seem so sweet to me.
    Nanak begs for the treasure of the Naam, the Name of the Lord. ||2||42||93||
    ~ Raag Asa by Guru Arjan Dev Ji
  • Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?<br/>
Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!Upload to Facebook
    Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?
    Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!
  • Girls misuse it<br/>
Models sell it<br/>
Photographers cage it<br/>
Doctors advice it<br/>
Death freezes it<br/>
Artists create it<br/>
Guess, what's it?<br/>
It's a smile, keep smiling!Upload to Facebook
    Girls misuse it
    Models sell it
    Photographers cage it
    Doctors advice it
    Death freezes it
    Artists create it
    Guess, what's it?
    It's a smile, keep smiling!
  • A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!Upload to Facebook
    A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
  • There's a Moon which livens up your nights;<br/>
There's a Sun which brightens your day;<br/>
There are stars which shine for you;<br/>
And here it's me who lives for you!Upload to Facebook
    There's a Moon which livens up your nights;
    There's a Sun which brightens your day;
    There are stars which shine for you;
    And here it's me who lives for you!
  • If<br/>
1=5<br/>
2=25<br/>
3=125<br/>
4=625<br/>
5=?Upload to Facebook
    If
    1=5
    2=25
    3=125
    4=625
    5=?
  • God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you!Upload to Facebook
    God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you!
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