|Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.|
All properties now have a lake view!
|Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.|
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!
|It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other!|
|Pappu at a shop|
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
Salesman: Haan Hai.
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!
|Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...|
Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai!
|Earlier: Stop playing Pokemon and go outside!|
Now: Stop playing Pokemon and come inside!
|I hate how after an argument, I think about more clever stuff I could've said!|
|Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...|
Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!
|Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.|
Executive: May I know your address?
Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road!
|Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.|
Examples: Signature Tower Choke,
Hero Honda Choke,
Gurugram Renamed As Gurujam