• On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...<br/>
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
    On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...
    Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
  • Newage sign by Traffic Police:<br/>
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
    Newage sign by Traffic Police:
    Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
  • Before dying, his wife held his hands in hers... and said, `We'll meet again in heaven.`<br/>
Since then, he's been drinking, fighting, stealing, looting and plundering! Desperate to land in hell!
    Before dying, his wife held his hands in hers... and said, "We'll meet again in heaven."
    Since then, he's been drinking, fighting, stealing, looting and plundering! Desperate to land in hell!
  • Message from a friend in China:<br/>
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.<br/>
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.<br/>
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.<br/>
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
    Message from a friend in China:
    The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
    Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
    Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
    Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
  • Why do people ask, `How was work?`<br/>
Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
    Why do people ask, "How was work?"
    Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
  • Good results are generated at the end of the day; only if good thoughts are generated at the beginning of the day.<br/>
Good Morning and have a good day!
    Good results are generated at the end of the day; only if good thoughts are generated at the beginning of the day.
    Good Morning and have a good day!
  • While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;<br/>
Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!<br/>
Priorities do matter!
    While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;
    Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!
    Priorities do matter!
  • I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...<br/>
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
    I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...
    Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
  • After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!
    After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!
  • 2014 Modi Wave<br/>
2019 Modi in Cave
    2014 Modi Wave
    2019 Modi in Cave