• My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.<br/>
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
    My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
    Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
  • According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.<br/>
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
    According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.
    After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
  • They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
    They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
  • The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
    The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
  • The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day!
    The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day!
  • May your life be filled with all the vital ingredients of this colourful festival:<br/>
Sweetness and flavorful with Gujjia;<br/>
Ecstasy and trance with Marijuana;<br/>
Melody and prance on drum beats of Dhol;<br/>
And vibrant hues with organic colours.<br/>
have a joyous Holi!
    May your life be filled with all the vital ingredients of this colourful festival:
    Sweetness and flavorful with Gujjia;
    Ecstasy and trance with Marijuana;
    Melody and prance on drum beats of Dhol;
    And vibrant hues with organic colours.
    have a joyous Holi!
  • Splashing colour is sharing the beautiful palette of your life with others.<br/>
Enjoy this festival with smile, laughter and happiness.<br/>
Have a very happy Holi!
    Splashing colour is sharing the beautiful palette of your life with others.
    Enjoy this festival with smile, laughter and happiness.
    Have a very happy Holi!
  • Celebrating the colours of our beautiful relationship, I share with you and your family all the vibrant hues of life.<br/>
Have a colourful Holi!
    Celebrating the colours of our beautiful relationship, I share with you and your family all the vibrant hues of life.
    Have a colourful Holi!
  • Celebrate Holi differently.
Instead of immersing colour on others, ingest colourful fruits and vegetables.
Wish you a fit and healthy Holi!
    Celebrate Holi differently. Instead of immersing colour on others, ingest colourful fruits and vegetables. Wish you a fit and healthy Holi!
  • Enjoy this festival of colours with<br/>
H - Happiness<br/>
O - Opulence<br/>
L - Love and<br/>
I - Intensity<br/>
Happy Holi!
    Enjoy this festival of colours with
    H - Happiness
    O - Opulence
    L - Love and
    I - Intensity
    Happy Holi!