• Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?<br/>
Boy: Why should I go?<br/>
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
    Boy: Why should I go?
    Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
  • What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?<br/>
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Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?
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    Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
  • If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;<br/>
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.Upload to Facebook
    If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;
    Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
  • Listen Honey,<br/>
The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!Upload to Facebook
    Listen Honey,
    The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!
  • In Gym:<br/>
Girl: Okay, so how do I get in shape?<br/>
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.<br/>
Girl: Please stop joking, I am serious!Upload to Facebook
    In Gym:
    Girl: Okay, so how do I get in shape?
    Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.
    Girl: Please stop joking, I am serious!
  • Science will admit when it is wrong;<br/>
but Religion will kill to prove it is right!Upload to Facebook
    Science will admit when it is wrong;
    but Religion will kill to prove it is right!
  • If you want happiness then be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything!Upload to Facebook
    If you want happiness then be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything!
  • Every moment of your life is a picture which you had never seen before and which you'll never see again.<br/>
So enjoy and live life and make your each moment beautiful.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Every moment of your life is a picture which you had never seen before and which you'll never see again.
    So enjoy and live life and make your each moment beautiful.
    Good Morning!
  • After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.<br/>
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?<br/>
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.<br/>
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?<br/>
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!Upload to Facebook
    After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.
    Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
    Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
    Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
    Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
  • Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.<br/>
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.<br/>
Santa: But how is this all possible in office?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.
    Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.
    Santa: But how is this all possible in office?
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