• Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.<br/>
You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!
    Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.
    You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!
  • Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, `what eye-shadow is that?`<br/>
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
    Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"
    Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
  • I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!
    I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!
  • Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!
    Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!
  • The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.<br/>
Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
    The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.
    Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
  • Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?<br/>
Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
    Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?
    Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
  • Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;<br/>
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
    Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;
    Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
  • No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!
    No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!
  • Don't lose Hope. You never know what tomorrow might bring.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great day!
    Don't lose Hope. You never know what tomorrow might bring.
    Good Morning and have a great day!
  • Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?<br/>
Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.<br/>
I don't know why she has blocked me!
    Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?
    Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.
    I don't know why she has blocked me!