|Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata?|
Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!
|Interviewer: What is your name?|
Interviewer: But online application entry says Pornima?
Girl: I had applied on 31st July... before the ban!
|Look at Yakub Memon execution's minute details:|
Wake up call 3:30 in the morning.
Talk with relatives.
Getting ready in new clothes.
Breakfast of choice.
It reminds me... same thing happened to me on my marriage day!
|A Wife's Reminder:|
I trust you... but remember - My trust and your bones will break simultaneously'!
|Looking at the Porn Ban, we now realise Sunny Leone is a real visionary who anticipated tough times ahead and made a shift in her career!|
|Teacher: Pawan, Aaj Kal Tum Class Mein Itna Shor Kyu Machate Rehte Ho?|
Pawan: Kyunki Saawan ka Mahina, Pawan Kare Shor!
|All the problems are stuck between mind and matter.|
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Have a nice day!
|Congress Ka Chunav Chin Kamm Se Kamm Istemal Ho|
Isliye Modi Sarkar Ne "Porn Ban" Kiya Hai!
|Bharat Mein Jyadatar Sadak Durghatnaon Ka Karan Wo Dost Hota Hai Jo Bike Ke Peeche Baithkar Aapko Uksata Rehta Hai Ki...|
Aur Tez Chala Saale, Aage Scorpio Mein Maal Hai!
|The only thing that motivates a guy to study is:|
"Padh Le, Nahi Toh Koi Baap Apni Beti Nahi Dega!"