|My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.|
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
|According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.|
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
|They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!|
|The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!|
|The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day!|
|May your life be filled with all the vital ingredients of this colourful festival:|
Sweetness and flavorful with Gujjia;
Ecstasy and trance with Marijuana;
Melody and prance on drum beats of Dhol;
And vibrant hues with organic colours.
have a joyous Holi!
|Splashing colour is sharing the beautiful palette of your life with others.|
Enjoy this festival with smile, laughter and happiness.
Have a very happy Holi!
|Celebrating the colours of our beautiful relationship, I share with you and your family all the vibrant hues of life.|
Have a colourful Holi!
|Celebrate Holi differently. Instead of immersing colour on others, ingest colourful fruits and vegetables. Wish you a fit and healthy Holi!|
|Enjoy this festival of colours with|
H - Happiness
O - Opulence
L - Love and
I - Intensity