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Easter eggs! Easter eggs! 
Give to him that begs! 
For Christ the Lord is arisen. 
To the poor, open door, 
something give from your store! 
For Christ the Lord is arisen! 
Happy Easter!
Easter eggs! Easter eggs!
Give to him that begs!
For Christ the Lord is arisen.
To the poor, open door,
something give from your store!
For Christ the Lord is arisen!
Happy Easter!
When husband breaks a glass. 
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything! 
And when wife breaks a glass. 
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
When husband breaks a glass.
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
May Easter bunny gets you lots and lots of presents. Enjoy the season of Easter eggs and bonnet hats.  
Have a bountiful Easter!
May Easter bunny gets you lots and lots of presents. Enjoy the season of Easter eggs and bonnet hats.
Have a bountiful Easter!
6 simple rules to always remain Happy: 
Give more 
Expect less 
Live a simple life 
Free your heart from hatred 
Free your mind from worries 
And always have ME as your FRIEND!
6 simple rules to always remain Happy:
Give more
Expect less
Live a simple life
Free your heart from hatred
Free your mind from worries
And always have ME as your FRIEND!
Irony: IPL 7 is being telecast live on Sony HD, Channel No. 420 on Tata Sky!
I'm so grateful to Facebook and Whatapp... otherwise I'd have to phone 1000 people every night and tell them I'm going to sleep now!
Once my girlfriend wanted me to surprise her with something for her birthday that would take her breath away... so I got her a treadmill!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
The message of Easter is that one can put truth in a grave
but it won't stay there. 
Happy Easter!
The message of Easter is that one can put truth in a grave but it won't stay there.
Happy Easter!
People with sharing nature have many friends; 
And people with caring nature retain friends for long. 
Have a nice weekend!
People with sharing nature have many friends;
And people with caring nature retain friends for long.
Have a nice weekend!

Quotes

I've learned so much from my mistakes... I'm thinking of making a few more.

Trivia

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as a medicine.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.