|Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?|
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
|Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?|
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
|Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.|
Those people are called bartenders!
|I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?|
|Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!|
|Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.|
Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!
|It's so painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave!|
|Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.|
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
|It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!|
|Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The lunch bell!