|Wife: Baby, you love me na?|
Husband: Who is Meena?
|When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder... "Ye Kaahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hi South South Chalte"!|
|Behind every angry woman there's a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!|
|Boss: You can't come to office drunk.|
Mallu Employee: Bud Wei Ser?
|New word in the dictionary - Webqoof.|
"A webqoof is one who believes every word or information on the internet and Social Media is true"!
|Brilliant sign at Pune tea stall:|
Tea will be served only in saucer as Mumbai took away the cup!
|From a Middle East source:|
Summary of Trump's Islam speech:
We must empower the Muslims who are buying our arms to defeat the ones who are not currently buying them!
|No matter how much it hurts now, someday you will look back and realize your struggles changed your life for the better.|
|I don't know why pizza always smells better when it's not your pizza!|
|Looks like you have a lot on your mind.|
Do you wanna drink about it!