|Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?|
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
|What's the difference between men and pigs?|
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
|An average human walks 1500 Kms in a year and drinks 83 litres of beer.|
Bascially, we're getting 18 Km/litre of beer - which is not bad!
Happy Birthday to a typical Sagittarius!
I love the traits in you which make you a true Scorpion
|Have a very Happy:|
W: Work free
K: Keenly awaited
|Knowing a person like you, has made me happy in a million ways;|
And if ever I have to let you go, I'll find a million reasons to make you stay.
I Miss You at all times!
|Nijat Ki Jab Appeal Karna;|
Hussain Apna Wakeel Karna;
Aggar Sar Ke Badle Hussain Mile;
Toh Zindagi Na Taveel Karna.
Have a blessed Muharram!
|Overheard while sitting in a court, after a girl passed by.|
Advocate 1: She has a Supreme Court figure.
Advocate 2: What do you mean?
Advocate 1: No Appeal!
|Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice, just point them in the direction of the nearest liquor store!|