Dhanteras Ka Ye Pyara Tyohar;
Jeevan Mein Laye Khushiyan Appar;
Mata Laxmi Viraje Aapke Dwaar;
Sabhi Kamna Aapki Kare Sweekar.
Happy Dhanteras!
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May Laxmi- the Goddess of Wealth fills your home with worldly treasures and ushers prosperity in your life at all times.
Happy Dhanteras!
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Celebrate noise free 'Diwali' by sending your wife to her parents' place.
Have a peaceful Diwali!
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May the festival of Deepavali results in victory of:
Good over evil
Light over darkness
Knowledge over ignorance
And hope over despair.
Have a blessed Diwali!
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May Waheguru bless you the day on which a big-hearted - Guru Hargobind Sahib Ji reached Amritsar after ensuring the freedom of 52 Kings from imprisonment, held captive with Him in the famous fort of Gwalior by Emperor Jahangir in October, 1619.
Happy Bandi Chorr Divas!
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Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi.
Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!
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For married men, the meaning of a sound "Aji Sunte Ho" is like "Bigg Boss Chahte Hain!"
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The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
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Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning?
Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is... none of your business!
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Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden.
Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet!
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