|Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child.|
Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so?
Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years!
|Banta inquiring about Pappu's maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick.|
Banta replied,"Oh, he only thinks he's sick."
He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle. Pappu replied, "He thinks he's dead!"
|A smart husband is one who thinks twice or may be thrice before saying 'Nothing'!|
|Unfortunately, our education system does not teach us teamwork.|
When we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it copying!
|How come Soy sauce is black and Soy Milk is white when Soybeans are Green?|
|For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!|
|You know who is the best couple in the world?|
Smile and Tears!
They're rarely seen together... but when they combine it's the best moment of our life!
|Good luck happens when preparedness meets opportunity.|
Best of Luck!
|That special day is here again the day we took our vows;|
You're just as special to me today as you still get me aroused.
Happy anniversary, my love!
|When eyes struggle to remain open;|
When mind shuts off completely;
It's a signal to renew your energy;
By sleeping and dreaming endlessly.
Good Night and Sweet Dreams!