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I have risen quite a lot in life. I am featured 24/7 on TV Channels. Now I am quite inaccessible by most of you. It's quite disconcerting but I am helpless.
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Yours, quite Dear,
Tomato!
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
An Important Notification:
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegeterian...
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Kunki "Ghar ki Murgi Dal Barabar"!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?<br/>
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.<br/>
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, 'Jaanu Sachi'!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
Painting is feeling, never spoil it;<br/>
Face is a book, try to read it;<br/>
Love is precious, be ready to sacrifice for it;<br/>
And friendship is like a mirror, never break it.<br/>
Happy Friendship Day!
Painting is feeling, never spoil it;
Face is a book, try to read it;
Love is precious, be ready to sacrifice for it;
And friendship is like a mirror, never break it.
Happy Friendship Day!
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you!
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.

Ik Oankaar Satgur Prasaadh || Salok Mehalaa 9 ||<br/><br/>

ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਸੁਨੁ ਰੇ ਮਨਾ ਸਿਮਰਤ ਕਾਹਿ ਨ ਰਾਮੁ ॥੮॥<br/>
ਸਭ ਸੁਖ ਦਾਤਾ ਰਾਮੁ ਹੈ ਦੂਸਰ ਨਾਹਿਨ ਕੋਇ ॥<br/><br/>

Kahu Naanak Sun Rae Manaa Simarath Kaahi N Raam ||8||<br/>
Sabh Sukh Dhaathaa Raam Hai Dhoosar Naahin Koe ||<br/><br/>

Says Nanak, listen, mind: why don't you remember the Lord in
meditation? ||8||<br/>
The Lord is the Giver of all peace and comfort. There is no other at all.
Ik Oankaar Satgur Prasaadh || Salok Mehalaa 9 ||

ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਸੁਨੁ ਰੇ ਮਨਾ ਸਿਮਰਤ ਕਾਹਿ ਨ ਰਾਮੁ ॥੮॥
ਸਭ ਸੁਖ ਦਾਤਾ ਰਾਮੁ ਹੈ ਦੂਸਰ ਨਾਹਿਨ ਕੋਇ ॥

Kahu Naanak Sun Rae Manaa Simarath Kaahi N Raam ||8||
Sabh Sukh Dhaathaa Raam Hai Dhoosar Naahin Koe ||

Says Nanak, listen, mind: why don't you remember the Lord in meditation? ||8||
The Lord is the Giver of all peace and comfort. There is no other at all.
Worries are like Moon.
One day, it'll increase;
The other day, it'll decrease;
And some days, it may not even be seen.
So don't worry for anything.
Good Night!
There will be plenty of time to sleep when your journey ends.
Life is for living - so wake up and enjoy each and every moment of life.
Good Morning!

Quotes

We have no permanent friend. We have no permanent enemies. We just have permanent interests.

Trivia

France, Italy and Chile have formally recognized the existence of UFOs.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.