• Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;<br />
Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;<br />
Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;<br />
Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!Upload to Facebook
    Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;
    Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;
    Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;
    Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!
  • Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity. <br />
That's why:<br />

Ghar - Bar<br />

Khana - Peena <br />

Dawaa - Daru
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    Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity.
    That's why:
    Ghar - Bar
    Khana - Peena
    Dawaa - Daru
  • #Beefban<br />
By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!Upload to Facebook
    #Beefban
    By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!
  • Rapturous Red<br />
Glorious Gold<br />
Soothing Silver<br />
Pretty Purple<br />
Blissful Blue<br />
Gargantuan Green<br />
I wish you and all family members - the most colourful Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Rapturous Red
    Glorious Gold
    Soothing Silver
    Pretty Purple
    Blissful Blue
    Gargantuan Green
    I wish you and all family members - the most colourful Holi!
  • ਪਰੀ ਮਾਰ ਬੁੰਗ ਛੁਟੀ ਬਾਣ ਗੋਲੀ।।<br />
ਮਨੋ ਸੂਰ ਬੈਠੇ ਭਲੀ ਖੇਲ ਹੋਲੀ।।੧੯।।<br />
ਹੋਲੇ ਮੁਹੱਲੇ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ।Upload to Facebook
    ਪਰੀ ਮਾਰ ਬੁੰਗ ਛੁਟੀ ਬਾਣ ਗੋਲੀ।।
    ਮਨੋ ਸੂਰ ਬੈਠੇ ਭਲੀ ਖੇਲ ਹੋਲੀ।।੧੯।।
    ਹੋਲੇ ਮੁਹੱਲੇ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ।
  • Wives are like the colours of Holi.<br />

In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.<br />

Happy Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like the colours of Holi.
    In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.
    Happy Holi!
  • Typical Girl:<br />
Last Name - Ever. <br />
First Name - Don't talk to me!Upload to Facebook
    Typical Girl:
    Last Name - Ever.
    First Name - Don't talk to me!
  • Sweetest kiss - on the head!
    Loveliest kiss - on cheeks!
    Most romantic kiss - on the lips!
    And the hottest kiss?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    On the bike's silencer!
  • Smiles are contagious, be a carrier!Upload to Facebook
    Smiles are contagious, be a carrier!
  • Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping? <br />
Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!Upload to Facebook
    Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping?
    Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
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