• Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?<br/>
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?
    Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
  • Every time I look at my marriage album, my wife reminds me...<br/>
Damn! you are one lucky man and I have no option but to agree!Upload to Facebook
    Every time I look at my marriage album, my wife reminds me...
    Damn! you are one lucky man and I have no option but to agree!
  • If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!Upload to Facebook
    If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
  • BREAKING NEWS:<br/>
RBI has allowed deposit of old notes of 500 and 1000 in any bank for 3 days, from 29th to 31st of this month!Upload to Facebook
    BREAKING NEWS:
    RBI has allowed deposit of old notes of 500 and 1000 in any bank for 3 days, from 29th to 31st of this month!
  • I don't like to brag but I finished my 8 hours strict study schedule in 10 minutes!Upload to Facebook
    I don't like to brag but I finished my 8 hours strict study schedule in 10 minutes!
  • Cataract is the third biggest cause of blindness.<br/>
Religion and Politics remain the first two!Upload to Facebook
    Cataract is the third biggest cause of blindness.
    Religion and Politics remain the first two!
  • Happy moments - Praise God<br/>
Difficult moments - Seek God<br/>
Quiet moments - Worship God<br/>
Painful moments - Trust God<br/>
Every moment - Thank God<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Happy moments - Praise God
    Difficult moments - Seek God
    Quiet moments - Worship God
    Painful moments - Trust God
    Every moment - Thank God
    Good Morning!
  • Om Tryambakam Yajamahe Sugandhim Pushthi Vardhanam,<br/>
Urvarukamiva Bandhanan Mrityormukshi Ya Mamrtaat!<br/>
Wish you all a very happy & auspicious Maha Shivratri!Upload to Facebook
    Om Tryambakam Yajamahe Sugandhim Pushthi Vardhanam,
    Urvarukamiva Bandhanan Mrityormukshi Ya Mamrtaat!
    Wish you all a very happy & auspicious Maha Shivratri!
  • On this auspicious occasion may the blessings of Lord Shiva be with all of you.<br/>
May His glorious, divine and merciful attributes remind us of our own abilities and strive to lift ourselves to heights.<br/>
A Happy Maha Shivratri to all!Upload to Facebook
    On this auspicious occasion may the blessings of Lord Shiva be with all of you.
    May His glorious, divine and merciful attributes remind us of our own abilities and strive to lift ourselves to heights.
    A Happy Maha Shivratri to all!
  • May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family.<br/>
May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.<br/>
Happy Maha Shivratri!Upload to Facebook
    May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family.
    May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.
    Happy Maha Shivratri!
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