|Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.|
Banta: Show me.
Santa: You can't read it!
|Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?|
Pappu: 23 Without GST, 26 With GST!
|Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, "Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car"!|
|Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.|
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
|Traffic scenario at Delhi.|
Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.
Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!
One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
|How do you cut the ocean in half?|
Use a sea saw!
|May Lord Ram shower His blessings on you and your family.|
I wish joy, harmony and prosperity on Ram Navmi for you and your family.
|Only dead fish go with the flow!|
|You will never have this day again so make it count.|
|Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?|
Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!