• Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.<br/>

All properties now have a lake view!Upload to Facebook
    Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.
    All properties now have a lake view!
  • Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.<br/>
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?<br/>
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.
    Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
    Boy: No, plastic & brainless!
  • It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other!Upload to Facebook
    It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other!
  • <b>Pappu at a shop</b><br/>
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?<br/>
Salesman: Haan Hai.<br/>
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu at a shop
    Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
    Salesman: Haan Hai.
    Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!
  • Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...<br/>
Girl: Sachhi?<br/>
Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...
    Girl: Sachhi?
    Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai!
  • Earlier: Stop playing Pokemon and go outside!<br/>
Now: Stop playing Pokemon and come inside!Upload to Facebook
    Earlier: Stop playing Pokemon and go outside!
    Now: Stop playing Pokemon and come inside!
  • I hate how after an argument, I think about more clever stuff I could've said!Upload to Facebook
    I hate how after an argument, I think about more clever stuff I could've said!
  • Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...<br/>
Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!Upload to Facebook
    Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...
    Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!
  • Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.<br/>
Executive: May I know your address?<br/>
Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road!Upload to Facebook
    Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.
    Executive: May I know your address?
    Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road!
  • Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.<br/>


Examples: Signature Tower Choke,<br/>
Hero Honda Choke,<br/>
Iffco Choke,<br/>
Kataria Choke,<br/>
Badshahpur Choke,<br/>
Rajiv Choke,<br/>
Gurugram Renamed As GurujamUpload to Facebook
    Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.
    Examples: Signature Tower Choke,
    Hero Honda Choke,
    Iffco Choke,
    Kataria Choke,
    Badshahpur Choke,
    Rajiv Choke,
    Gurugram Renamed As Gurujam
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