|Nawaz Sharif: Hamare Paas 'Atom Bomb' Hai.|
Modi: Bass Yahi Ek Problem Hai Aap Ke Saath... Hamare Aapsi Jhagde Mein Aap Bar-Bar 'Hina Rabbani' Ko Beech Mein Le Aate Hain!
|Latest Census Report:|
1% Indrani's husbands!
|Selfie Bana-Ne Ko Ek Second Lagta Hai;|
Lekin Image Bana-Ne Ko Saari Umar Lag Jaati hai!
|Mishri Se Meethe Hain Krishna Ke Bol,|
Koi Kaise Lagaye Unka Mol,
Heere Se Jyada Hai Krishna Anmol,
Basa Ke Mann Mein Bal Gopal Ko,
Mukh Se Bolo 'Jai Shri Krishna' Ke Bol!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
|Sign Board In Front Of A Corporate Office:|
Drive slowly, don't kill the employees, leave them to us. We do it in a legal way.
|No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined.|
But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith!
|Vision is the art of seeing things that are not yet visible.|
|Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai..|
Last Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!!
|Neta Ji: Hamari Party Mein Corrupt Logon Ke Liye Koi Jagah Nahi Hai|
Bheed Se: Housefull Ho Gaya Kya?
|The morals of women are going down. Look at Indrani Mukherjea, look at Jhanavi Gadkar, and Sunny Leone, and also Radhe Maa. I am so disgusted that not even|
one of them is in our group!