|Only 31st March makes us realise how happily, earnestly, diligently and passionately we worked our assess all through the year for the government and politicians to thrive on our stupidity!|
|Narad ji: Prabhu, March Mein Baarish?|
Inder Dev: March ending hai, Target complete karne hein!
|May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time.|
Happy 31st March!
|Pehlan, 31 March Nu Darr Lagda Si Ki... Je Fail Ho Gaye, Tann Ghar De Kuttange.|
Hunn Tan Cha Chad Janda Hai Ke Thake Tutange! Happy 31st March!
|In making out their income tax return, some people are like Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey, they take off as much as the law allows.|
Happy 31st March Closing!
|Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?|
Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.
Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?
Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!
Happy 31 March!
|Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?|
Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!
|Santa went to a restaurant with his family.|
He ordered food...
Paid and went back home.
It's MARCH closing...