• Only 31st March makes us realise how happily, earnestly, diligently and passionately we worked our assess all through the year for the government and politicians to thrive on our stupidity!
  • Narad ji: Prabhu, March Mein Baarish?<br />

Inder Dev: March ending hai, Target complete karne hein!
    Narad ji: Prabhu, March Mein Baarish?
    Inder Dev: March ending hai, Target complete karne hein!
  • May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time.<br />
Happy 31st March!
    May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time.
    Happy 31st March!
  • Pehlan, 31 March Nu Darr Lagda Si Ki... Je Fail Ho Gaye, Tann Ghar De Kuttange.
    Hunn Tan Cha Chad Janda Hai Ke Thake Tutange! Happy 31st March!
  • In making out their income tax return, some people are like Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey, they take off as much as the law allows.
    Happy 31st March Closing!
  • Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?<br/>
Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.<br/>
Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?<br/>
Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!<br/>
Happy 31 March!
    Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?
    Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.
    Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?
    Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!
    Happy 31 March!
  • Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?<br/>
Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!
    Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?
    Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!
  • Santa went to a restaurant with his family.
    He ordered food...
    .
    .
    Ate it...
    .
    .
    Paid and went back home.
    .
    ..
    ...
    No jokes...
    It's MARCH closing...
    Be serious!
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