• Independent, educated women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their uneducated maids!
    Independent, educated women are mostly...
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    dependent on their uneducated maids!
  • I came home to find my wife in a romantic mood and she said, `Today you can do anything you want.` <br/>
So I tied her up and...<br/>
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went back to the pub!
    I came home to find my wife in a romantic mood and she said, "Today you can do anything you want."
    So I tied her up and...
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    went back to the pub!
  • Two windmills are in a field. One asks, `What kind of music do you like?`<br/>

The other one says, `Well, I'm a big metal fan!`
    Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"
    The other one says, "Well, I'm a big metal fan!"
  • You're not worthless. Your kidney is worth at least three grand in the black market!
    You're not worthless. Your kidney is worth at least three grand in the black market!
  • Daughters are loving, daughters are kind, a beautiful heart, a thoughtful mind. You are my star, I am proud to say.<br/>
Wish you a Happy Daughter's Day!
    Daughters are loving, daughters are kind, a beautiful heart, a thoughtful mind. You are my star, I am proud to say.
    Wish you a Happy Daughter's Day!
  • A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future.<br/>
Happy Daughter's Day!
    A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future.
    Happy Daughter's Day!
  • Hot girl pays me a compliment:<br/>
Heart: I'm falling in love.<br/>
Brain: I'm gonna say something whacky and ruin it all.<br/>
Stomach: Wanna hear a strange sound?<br/>
Liver: Oh boy here we go again!
    Hot girl pays me a compliment:
    Heart: I'm falling in love.
    Brain: I'm gonna say something whacky and ruin it all.
    Stomach: Wanna hear a strange sound?
    Liver: Oh boy here we go again!
  • For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid. <br/>
Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted!
    For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid.
    Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted!
  • They are accepting nominations for the Procrastination challenge.<br/>
I think I will enroll tomorrow!
    They are accepting nominations for the Procrastination challenge.
    I think I will enroll tomorrow!
  • If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!
    If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!