|Why don't actors stare out of the window in the morning?|
Because if they did, they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!
|A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"|
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
A graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
|A skeleton walked into a bar and said,|
"I'll have a Budweiser and a mop, please!"
|Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!|
|Wife: What do you want for your birthday?|
Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
|If you can't stop thinking about it, don't stop working for it!|
|Too often we underestimate the power of a soft touch, a loving smile, a kind word, a listening ear, a fond kiss, an honest compliment, or the smallest yet sincere act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.|
|Dal Roti Di Ghar Di, Diwali Amritsar Di!|
May Waheguru bless you and your family on the auspicious festival of Diwali!
|A festival full of sweet childhood memories,|
A sky full of lights,
Mouth full of sweets,
And a heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a Very Happy Diwali!
|May the light of Diyas light up your path with success and happiness.|
Happy Diwali to you and your family!