• I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!! <br/>
I'm going to park the car and walk in!
    I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!!
    I'm going to park the car and walk in!
  • Carrot cake is a success story of how a vegetable became a dessert!
    Carrot cake is a success story of how a vegetable became a dessert!
  • You know what makes me smile? <br/>
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Facial muscles!
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    Facial muscles!
  • Police are on the lookout for a cross-eyed burglar.<br/>
They said, `if you see him peering through your window, please warn the people next-door!`
    Police are on the lookout for a cross-eyed burglar.
    They said, "if you see him peering through your window, please warn the people next-door!"
  • Marrying a girl because you got her pregnant is a real life `you break it, you buy it` scenario!
    Marrying a girl because you got her pregnant is a real life "you break it, you buy it" scenario!
  • Do you know if you beat your own record, you're both a winner and a loser!
    Do you know if you beat your own record, you're both a winner and a loser!
  • One guy updated his Facebook status:<br/>
`Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber.`<br/>
400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was:<br/>
`Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!`
    One guy updated his Facebook status:
    "Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
    400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was:
    "Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!"
  • This year on your birthday I am so grateful that you've grown into such a bright and capable young man. It is such a comfort to know that whatever life throws your way, you will always be able to handle it.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Birthday Son!
    This year on your birthday I am so grateful that you've grown into such a bright and capable young man. It is such a comfort to know that whatever life throws your way, you will always be able to handle it.
    Wish you a very Happy Birthday Son!
  • Be happy. Just because things are not good, doesn't mean you can't see the good side of things!
    Be happy. Just because things are not good, doesn't mean you can't see the good side of things!
  • A good life is when you smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are for what you have.<br/>
Good Morning!
    A good life is when you smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are for what you have.
    Good Morning!