|I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!! |
I'm going to park the car and walk in!
|Carrot cake is a success story of how a vegetable became a dessert!|
|You know what makes me smile? |
|Police are on the lookout for a cross-eyed burglar.|
They said, "if you see him peering through your window, please warn the people next-door!"
|Marrying a girl because you got her pregnant is a real life "you break it, you buy it" scenario!|
|Do you know if you beat your own record, you're both a winner and a loser!|
|One guy updated his Facebook status:|
"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was:
"Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!"
|This year on your birthday I am so grateful that you've grown into such a bright and capable young man. It is such a comfort to know that whatever life throws your way, you will always be able to handle it.|
Wish you a very Happy Birthday Son!
|Be happy. Just because things are not good, doesn't mean you can't see the good side of things!|
|A good life is when you smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are for what you have.|