• Why don't actors stare out of the window in the morning?<br/>
Because if they did, they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't actors stare out of the window in the morning?
    Because if they did, they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!
  • A graduate with a science degree asks, `Why does it work?`<br/>
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, `How does it work?`<br/>
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, `How much will it cost?`<br/>
A graduate with an arts degree asks, `Do you want fries with that?`Upload to Facebook
    A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
    A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
    A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
    A graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
  • A skeleton walked into a bar and said,<br/>
`I'll have a Budweiser and a mop, please!`Upload to Facebook
    A skeleton walked into a bar and said,
    "I'll have a Budweiser and a mop, please!"
  • Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!Upload to Facebook
    Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
  • Wife: What do you want for your birthday?<br/>
Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: What do you want for your birthday?
    Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
  • If you can't stop thinking about it, don't stop working for it!Upload to Facebook
    If you can't stop thinking about it, don't stop working for it!
  • Too often we underestimate the power of a soft touch, a loving smile, a kind word, a listening ear, a fond kiss, an honest compliment, or the smallest yet sincere act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.<br/>
Good Evening!Upload to Facebook
    Too often we underestimate the power of a soft touch, a loving smile, a kind word, a listening ear, a fond kiss, an honest compliment, or the smallest yet sincere act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
    Good Evening!
  • Dal Roti Di Ghar Di, Diwali Amritsar Di!<br/>
May Waheguru bless you and your family on the auspicious festival of Diwali!Upload to Facebook
    Dal Roti Di Ghar Di, Diwali Amritsar Di!
    May Waheguru bless you and your family on the auspicious festival of Diwali!
  • A festival full of sweet childhood memories,<br/>
A sky full of lights,<br/>
Mouth full of sweets,<br/>
And a heart full of joy.<br/>
Wishing you all a Very Happy Diwali!Upload to Facebook
    A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
    A sky full of lights,
    Mouth full of sweets,
    And a heart full of joy.
    Wishing you all a Very Happy Diwali!
  • May the light of Diyas light up your path with success and happiness.<br/>
Happy Diwali to you and your family!Upload to Facebook
    May the light of Diyas light up your path with success and happiness.
    Happy Diwali to you and your family!
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