|Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?|
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
|Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?|
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
|Do not say that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!|
|Everyone is busy trying to lose weight, but no one tries a bit of losing their egos & complexities.|
We need a happier world, not just slimmer.
Good Morning and have a Great Day!
|May the advent of Parsi New Year usher in happiness, peace and prosperity!|
Wish you a very Happy Navroze!
|Here's wishing a plenty of bliss to all of you on the Parsi New Year!|
|Salute to the enterprising spirit of the Parsis in contributing immensely to arts, trade and industry of India!|
Wishing Parsi brethren a very Happy Navroze!
|Tatas, Boman Irani, Wadias, Godrejs - a few of the outstanding Parsis of India!|
Navroze Mubarak to all the Parsis of India!
|Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:|
1. All cannot be on top
2. As you rise so the risk
3. Ground level bears the maximum load
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
|Latest status update:|
"Toilet" Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!