• There are two types of people:<br/>
1. Those who have lunch at 1 PM.<br/>
2. Those who have breakfast at 1 PM.Upload to Facebook
    There are two types of people:
    1. Those who have lunch at 1 PM.
    2. Those who have breakfast at 1 PM.
  • If life was easy, where would all the adventures be?Upload to Facebook
    If life was easy, where would all the adventures be?
  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Great Week!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
    Good Morning & have a Great Week!
  • If soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?Upload to Facebook
    If soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
  • Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because they know good plots!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Because they know good plots!
  • Married men don't have a Lifestyle...<br/>
They live according to Wifestyle!Upload to Facebook
    Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
    They live according to Wifestyle!
  • Dignity & Pride of Women arw better than ego of Men. Sometimes all you need is to loose to win Women's heart!Upload to Facebook
    Dignity & Pride of Women arw better than ego of Men. Sometimes all you need is to loose to win Women's heart!
  • Girls call me ugly until they see my bank balance...<br/>
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now they call me - ugly and poor!Upload to Facebook
    Girls call me ugly until they see my bank balance...
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    now they call me - ugly and poor!
  • Wife: Where are you?<br/>
Husband: I am at the bus stop, waiting for the bus.<br/>
Wife: Hurry up!<br/>
Husband: OK, I'll wait a bit faster!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Where are you?
    Husband: I am at the bus stop, waiting for the bus.
    Wife: Hurry up!
    Husband: OK, I'll wait a bit faster!
  • A smile to start your day;<br/>
A prayer to bless your way;<br/>
A song to lighten your burden;<br/>
A message to wish you good day.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Good Day!Upload to Facebook
    A smile to start your day;
    A prayer to bless your way;
    A song to lighten your burden;
    A message to wish you good day.
    Good Morning and have a Good Day!
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