• All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them!
    All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them!
  • Don't regret knowing the people that came into your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Don't regret knowing the people that came into your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience.
    Good Morning!
  • Revolution is an inalienable right of mankind. Freedom is an imperishable birthright of all.<br/>
~ Bhagat Singh<br/>
Salute to the great martyr!
    Revolution is an inalienable right of mankind. Freedom is an imperishable birthright of all.
    ~ Bhagat Singh
    Salute to the great martyr!
  • The old order should change, always and ever, yielding place to new, so that one good order may not corrupt the world.<br/>
~ Bhagat Singh
    The old order should change, always and ever, yielding place to new, so that one good order may not corrupt the world.
    ~ Bhagat Singh
  • Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.<br/>
Banta: Show me.<br/>
Santa: You can't read it!
    Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.
    Banta: Show me.
    Santa: You can't read it!
  • Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?<br/>
Pappu: 23 Without GST,  26 With GST!
    Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?
    Pappu: 23 Without GST, 26 With GST!
  • Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, `Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car`!
    Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, "Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car"!
  • Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!<br/>
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
    Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.
    Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
    Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
    Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
  • Traffic scenario at Delhi.<br/>
Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.<br/>
Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!<br/>
One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
    Traffic scenario at Delhi.
    Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.
    Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!
    One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
  • How do you cut the ocean in half?<br/>
Use a sea saw!
    How do you cut the ocean in half?
    Use a sea saw!