|Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.|
Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?
Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
|If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!|
|The only way to lose weight from green tea is that you pick it yourself from the mountains!|
|Don't feel bad if someone rejects you. People usually reject expensive things because they can't afford them!|
|The brave concept is 'Do or Die';|
Practical concepts is 'Do before you Die';
And winner's concept is 'Don't die, until you do it'!
|Don't lose hope.|
You never know what tomorrow will bring.
Good Morning and have a Nice Weekend!
|Beer cures what Ales you!|
|Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?|
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
|What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? |
|I might look as if I am doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy!|