|Life of a Vegetarian:|
2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni
|The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!|
|In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!|
|Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? |
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
|You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!|
|Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!|
|Popeye could also take good photographs.|
Because he was "Popeye DSLR man"!
|A lesson from our hand:|
All fingers are not in the same length. But when they bend, all stand equal.
Life becomes easy when we bend and adjust to all situations.
|The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!|
|Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...|
Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!