|Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,|
Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!
|The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:|
The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever!
|After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!|
|Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.|
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
|Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?|
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
|Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls?|
Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets? Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes!
|Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!|
|Marriage is a beautiful investment. The more you put in it, the better the returns.|
Happy Silver Wedding Anniversary!
|Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity!|
|The 3 Cs in life:|
Choice, Chance, Change.
You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change.