|A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!|
|Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?|
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
|Unpacking gifts without damaging the wrapping paper and keeping them for future use can be included as Resource management skill in CVs!|
|Kid: Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?|
Grandpa: So you can all be really sad when I die!
|Mental problems in other countries:|
He may have Dyslexia, Autism, Hyper Tension, Migraine etc.
In India: Saala Pagal Ho Geya Hai!
|An IT employee is like an astronaut on the Mars, there's no sign of life around!|
|Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget!|
|Take the time every day to be grateful, thankful for everything that you have. You can always have more, but you could also have less.|
|Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.|
Santa: What? Why?
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?"
|Relationship are like fat people... most of them don't workout!|