• A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!Upload to Facebook
    A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!
  • Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?<br/>
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?<br/>
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?
    Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
    Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
  • Unpacking gifts without damaging the wrapping paper and keeping them for future use can be included as Resource management skill in CVs!Upload to Facebook
    Unpacking gifts without damaging the wrapping paper and keeping them for future use can be included as Resource management skill in CVs!
  • Kid: Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?<br/>
Grandpa: So you can all be really sad when I die!Upload to Facebook
    Kid: Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?
    Grandpa: So you can all be really sad when I die!
  • Mental problems in other countries:<br/>
He may have Dyslexia, Autism, Hyper Tension, Migraine etc.<br/>
In India: Saala Pagal Ho Geya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Mental problems in other countries:
    He may have Dyslexia, Autism, Hyper Tension, Migraine etc.
    In India: Saala Pagal Ho Geya Hai!
  • An IT employee is like an astronaut on the Mars, there's no sign of life around!Upload to Facebook
    An IT employee is like an astronaut on the Mars, there's no sign of life around!
  • Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget!Upload to Facebook
    Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget!
  • Take the time every day to be grateful, thankful for everything that you have. You can always have more, but you could also have less.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Take the time every day to be grateful, thankful for everything that you have. You can always have more, but you could also have less.
    Good Morning!
  • Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.<br/>
Santa: What? Why?<br/>
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked `which end?`Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.
    Santa: What? Why?
    Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?"
  • Relationship are like fat people... most of them don't workout!Upload to Facebook
    Relationship are like fat people... most of them don't workout!
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