• May Lord Krishna shows you the path of love and truth; and may He showers His choicest blessings upon you.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
    May Lord Krishna shows you the path of love and truth; and may He showers His choicest blessings upon you.
    Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
  • May Lord Krishna steal all your tensions and worries on this Janmashtami and bless you with love, peace, and happiness.<br/>
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
    May Lord Krishna steal all your tensions and worries on this Janmashtami and bless you with love, peace, and happiness.
    Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
  • May Natkhat Nandlal always make your life colorful with lively pranks that keep you on your toes and instills and evokes child-like traits in you at all times.<br/>
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
    May Natkhat Nandlal always make your life colorful with lively pranks that keep you on your toes and instills and evokes child-like traits in you at all times.
    Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
  • The reason we complain too much is that we assumed life would not be tough. <br/>
Life was never supposed to be easy!
    The reason we complain too much is that we assumed life would not be tough.
    Life was never supposed to be easy!
  • Bartender: Sorry, gotta cut you off.<br/>
Me: I'm not even drinking, I'm just eating nachos. <br/>
Bartender: That's why. It's upsetting the other customers!
    Bartender: Sorry, gotta cut you off.
    Me: I'm not even drinking, I'm just eating nachos.
    Bartender: That's why. It's upsetting the other customers!
  • Why are robots never afraid? <br/>
Because they have nerves of steel!
    Why are robots never afraid?
    Because they have nerves of steel!
  • A Senior Lawyer sent his junior to a court giving him instructions.<br/>
When the matter was called the junior asked the judge, `What is the time, My Lord?`<br/>
The judge got irritated and pulled up the junior. The junior said that he acted as per his senior's instructions.<br/>
`What did your senior instruct?` asked the judge.<br/>
The junior said that he was asked to ask for the time when the matter is called!
    A Senior Lawyer sent his junior to a court giving him instructions.
    When the matter was called the junior asked the judge, "What is the time, My Lord?"
    The judge got irritated and pulled up the junior. The junior said that he acted as per his senior's instructions.
    "What did your senior instruct?" asked the judge.
    The junior said that he was asked to ask for the time when the matter is called!
  • Just like he carried the weight of Govardhan on his finger, Lord Krishna carries the weight of all our sorrows and negativity and fills our life with happiness and prosperity.<br/>
Wish you all a very Happy Janmashtami!
    Just like he carried the weight of Govardhan on his finger, Lord Krishna carries the weight of all our sorrows and negativity and fills our life with happiness and prosperity.
    Wish you all a very Happy Janmashtami!
  • On Lord Krishna's birthday, I pray that your heart is filled with love and compassion for all living beings, just like Him.<br/>
Greetings of Janmashtami to you and your family.
    On Lord Krishna's birthday, I pray that your heart is filled with love and compassion for all living beings, just like Him.
    Greetings of Janmashtami to you and your family.
  • `BHARAT BANDH` on 21st August 2019 (Tomorrow).<br/>
All schools, colleges, offices and markets shall remain closed. Please inform all your friends, relatives, acquaintances & the Govt of India.<br/>
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Reason: Mera Mood Off Hai!
    "BHARAT BANDH" on 21st August 2019 (Tomorrow).
    All schools, colleges, offices and markets shall remain closed. Please inform all your friends, relatives, acquaintances & the Govt of India.
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    Reason: Mera Mood Off Hai!