• Don't worry... there's nothing wrong with being an idiot. Being an idiot means you belong to one of the most exclusive clubs in the world!
    Don't worry... there's nothing wrong with being an idiot. Being an idiot means you belong to one of the most exclusive clubs in the world!
  • Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets!
    Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets!
  • Interviewer: Describe yourself please.<br/>
Candidate: Subtle as a fart in an elevator and even harder to get rid of.<br/>
Interviewer: Get out!
    Interviewer: Describe yourself please.
    Candidate: Subtle as a fart in an elevator and even harder to get rid of.
    Interviewer: Get out!
  • Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can't reach people's bedrooms!
    Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can't reach people's bedrooms!
  • Girlfriend: Ask me something sweet.<br/>
Punjabi Boyfriend: Do you like Gulab Jamuns?
    Girlfriend: Ask me something sweet.
    Punjabi Boyfriend: Do you like Gulab Jamuns?
  • Job Interview at Airtel:<br/>
Interviewer: What's your key skill? <br/>
Candidate: My name.<br/>
Interviewer: What's your name?<br/>
Candidate : Amar Akbar Anthony<br/>
Interviewer: You are hired!
    Job Interview at Airtel:
    Interviewer: What's your key skill?
    Candidate: My name.
    Interviewer: What's your name?
    Candidate : Amar Akbar Anthony
    Interviewer: You are hired!
  • I'll bet when crocodiles talk about a false display of sadness they call it `human tears`!
    I'll bet when crocodiles talk about a false display of sadness they call it "human tears"!
  • It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.<br/>
Otherwise,  India would have been number one in football.<br/>
But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi!
    It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.
    Otherwise, India would have been number one in football.
    But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi!
  • Respect people's feelings. Even if it doesn't mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them!
    Respect people's feelings. Even if it doesn't mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them!
  • Did you notice that all happy faces have closed eyes?<br/>
And on the other hand, all sad or angry faces have open eyes.<br/>
This is life... Close ur eyes & ignore all negative things to live happily.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Did you notice that all happy faces have closed eyes?
    And on the other hand, all sad or angry faces have open eyes.
    This is life... Close ur eyes & ignore all negative things to live happily.
    Good Morning!