• Whenever you feel weak, remember the things that made you strong; whenever you start to doubt yourself, remember those who believe in you.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Great Day!
    Whenever you feel weak, remember the things that made you strong; whenever you start to doubt yourself, remember those who believe in you.
    Good Morning and have a Great Day!
  • Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,<br/>
Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!
    Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,
    Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!
  • The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:<br/>

99.4,<br/>
99.5,<br/>
99.8,<br/>
99.9.<br/>

The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever!
    The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:
    99.4,
    99.5,
    99.8,
    99.9.
    The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever!
  • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
    After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.<br/>
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
    Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.
    Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
  • Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?<br/>
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
    Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?
    Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
  • Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls?<br/>
Indian: Yes.<br/>
Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets?
Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes!
    Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls?
    Indian: Yes.
    Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets? Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes!
  • Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!
    Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!
  • Marriage is a beautiful investment. The more you put in it, the better the returns.<br/>
Happy Silver Wedding Anniversary!
    Marriage is a beautiful investment. The more you put in it, the better the returns.
    Happy Silver Wedding Anniversary!
  • Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity!
    Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity!
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