Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage!
|5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?|
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?
|Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are!|
|The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!|
|You won't believe this but people are bunking online classes too.|
Dude, just log in and go to sleep!
|My Last Seen:|
WhatsApp 2 Minutes Ago
Facebook 5 Minutes Ago
Instagram 30 Minutes Ago
Books 6 Months Ago
|If you think holding on is hard, try letting go!|
|My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends!|
|Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.|
Husband: What did I do?
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!
|I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask|
"Would you like a table?"
"No, I want the floor!"