|Guy: Hey Siri, teach me the art of living.|
Siri: First lesson. Call me Siri Siri!
|Interviewer: Financial Management Kaisa Hai? |
Candidate: Subah Der Se Uthta Hun, Breakfast Ke Paise Bach Jaate Hain!
|What did a Sushi say to a Bee? |
|They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound!|
|This week in News: |
Modi Ji the Exam Warrior
Priya the Wink Varrier
PNB the Loan'ly Worrier!
|Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? |
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
|Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? |
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
|May your life be like good wine; tasty, sharp and clear. |
And like good wine, may it improve with every passing year.
Wish you a very Happy Birthday dear friend!
|Be kind. Be friendly. Keep a smile on your face. Your actions speak louder than your words!|
|No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it. |