• Dear Bachelors,<br/>
Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage!
    Dear Bachelors,
    Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage!
  • 5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?<br/>
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?
    5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?
    Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?
  • Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are!
    Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are!
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!
    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!
  • You won't believe this but people are bunking online classes too.<br/>
Dude, just log in and go to sleep!
    You won't believe this but people are bunking online classes too.
    Dude, just log in and go to sleep!
  • My Last Seen:<br/>
WhatsApp 2 Minutes Ago<br/>
Facebook 5 Minutes Ago<br/>
Instagram 30 Minutes Ago<br/>
Books 6 Months Ago
    My Last Seen:
    WhatsApp 2 Minutes Ago
    Facebook 5 Minutes Ago
    Instagram 30 Minutes Ago
    Books 6 Months Ago
  • If you think holding on is hard, try letting go!
    If you think holding on is hard, try letting go!
  • My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends!
    My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends!
  • Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.<br/>
Husband: What did I do?<br/>
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!
    Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.
    Husband: What did I do?
    Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!
  • I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask<br/>
`Would you like a table?`<br/>
`No, I want the floor!`
    I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask
    "Would you like a table?"
    "No, I want the floor!"