|Don't worry... there's nothing wrong with being an idiot. Being an idiot means you belong to one of the most exclusive clubs in the world!|
|Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets!|
|Interviewer: Describe yourself please.|
Candidate: Subtle as a fart in an elevator and even harder to get rid of.
Interviewer: Get out!
|Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can't reach people's bedrooms!|
|Girlfriend: Ask me something sweet.|
Punjabi Boyfriend: Do you like Gulab Jamuns?
|Job Interview at Airtel:|
Interviewer: What's your key skill?
Candidate: My name.
Interviewer: What's your name?
Candidate : Amar Akbar Anthony
Interviewer: You are hired!
|I'll bet when crocodiles talk about a false display of sadness they call it "human tears"!|
|It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.|
Otherwise, India would have been number one in football.
But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi!
|Respect people's feelings. Even if it doesn't mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them!|
|Did you notice that all happy faces have closed eyes?|
And on the other hand, all sad or angry faces have open eyes.
This is life... Close ur eyes & ignore all negative things to live happily.