|Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -|
"Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!"
|Teacher: Why is your paper blank?|
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
|My bank ought to be ashamed of itself! They keep returning my cheques because of "insufficient funds"!|
|In my house, I am the boss.|
My wife is just the decision maker!
|People who don't know me think I am quiet.|
People who do know me, wish I were!
|Don't some people's annoying little habits really get on to your nerves?|
You know, like converting Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide!
|What falls often but never gets hurt?|
|You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!|
|A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!|
|Covid can spread through currency notes. So my wife protects me from getting infected by spending all the money herself before I can even touch it. How caring!|