• When someone asks, `Aapko Dance Aata Hai Kya?`<br/>
Me: Zindagi Roz Mujra Karwa Rahi Hai, Woh Count Hoga Kya?
    When someone asks, "Aapko Dance Aata Hai Kya?"
    Me: Zindagi Roz Mujra Karwa Rahi Hai, Woh Count Hoga Kya?
  • My brain says, `Exercise`.<br/>
But my heart says, `Extra Rice`!
    My brain says, "Exercise".
    But my heart says, "Extra Rice"!
  • Life Ki Itni Lagi Padi Hai Ki...<br/>
Kutta Bhi Bhonk Kar Jaata Hai Toh Lagta Hai Advice De Kar Gaya Hai!
    Life Ki Itni Lagi Padi Hai Ki...
    Kutta Bhi Bhonk Kar Jaata Hai Toh Lagta Hai Advice De Kar Gaya Hai!
  • Going to gym and working out is basically fooling your body into believing it needs stronger muscles to survive!
    Going to gym and working out is basically fooling your body into believing it needs stronger muscles to survive!
  • Coffee is the second best thing to help you open your eyes.<br/>
Cheating still remains first!
    Coffee is the second best thing to help you open your eyes.
    Cheating still remains first!
  • A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question!
    A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question!
  • News just in....<br/>
The guy who took an airline company to court over his missing luggage has lost his case!
    News just in....
    The guy who took an airline company to court over his missing luggage has lost his case!
  • November and December are two months when you can wish Happy Marriage Anniversary in any WhatsApp group and someone will reply Thank You!
    November and December are two months when you can wish Happy Marriage Anniversary in any WhatsApp group and someone will reply Thank You!
  • To ask without any agenda & listen without any judgement is the most powerful way to cultivate relationship!
    To ask without any agenda & listen without any judgement is the most powerful way to cultivate relationship!
  • One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things!
    One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things!