• How does the Easter Bunny travel?<br/>
By hare plane!
    How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare plane!
  • 290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!
    290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!
  • Alphabet 'O' stands for 'OPPORTUNITY',
    Which is absent in YESTERDAY,
    Available once in T'O'DAY
    &
    Thrice in T'O'M'O'RR'O'W.
    Never lose hope.
    Good Morning!
  • Never stop pushing yourself.<br/>
Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.<br/>
Why stop there?<br/>
Why not 9? 10?<br/>
Strive for greatness!
    Never stop pushing yourself.
    Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.
    Why stop there?
    Why not 9? 10?
    Strive for greatness!
  • It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit!
    It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit!
  • When you are dead you do not know that you are dead, everybody else is just experiencing the pain. It is the same when you're stupid!
    When you are dead you do not know that you are dead, everybody else is just experiencing the pain. It is the same when you're stupid!
  • Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!
    Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!
  • May your Easter day be fun, memorable and happy! May you find lots of Easter eggs and enjoy the Easter egg hunt!<br/>
Happy Easter!
    May your Easter day be fun, memorable and happy! May you find lots of Easter eggs and enjoy the Easter egg hunt!
    Happy Easter!
  • It's not just about the Easter egg or bunnies.<br/>
It's the hope that this season enfolds in everyone's homes.<br/>
May God's blessing come overflowing.<br/>
Happy Easter!
    It's not just about the Easter egg or bunnies.
    It's the hope that this season enfolds in everyone's homes.
    May God's blessing come overflowing.
    Happy Easter!
  • Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.<br/>
Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
    Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.
    Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!