|Before knowing about Anup Jalota|
Boys to girls: Do you want to go clubbing, and then dinner?
After knowing about Anup Jalota and his Girlfriend
Boys to girls: Do you want to go for a Jagrata, and then Langar?
|Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?|
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
|Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.|
I'm now parsley sighted!
|What do you call a lazy skeleton? |
|When my phone battery is at 50%, the half full vs. half empty view depends on if it's plugged in or not!|
|We live in a world where calling a woman 'a man' is sort of a compliment but calling a man 'a woman' is considered nothing but insult and abuse!|
|Go for someone who Is not only proud to have you;|
But will also take every risk just to be with you!
|Being a true friend means caring about someone enough to not give up on them even when they have given up on them self!|
|Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present!|
|Using my parents' money: I'm going to buy that, and that. ₹ 1000? I'm definitely buying that.|
Using my own money: ₹ 100? Maybe that's too much!