|One of worst jokes life will play on you is meeting the right person at the wrong time!|
|May the auspicious festival of lights, beautifully illuminate every corner of your life by adding sparkling moments of love, happiness, success, and joy.|
May you enjoy this festival with your loved ones with high spirits!
|During this festive season, may you get a trial of Aces.|
Best wishes for happy Flush and joyous Diwali!
|Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!|
|I always thought I had anger issues and was anti-social.|
But after spending time on social media, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal!
|The queue is just one letter followed by four silent letters.|
They must be waiting for their turn!
|My wife has gone to her parents' place on vacation and I'm missing her so much.|
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!
|You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...|
is in love with me!
|On average it takes 6 minutes for a person to fall asleep.|
And 1 minute if you're studying for exams!
|It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.|
Alcohol is a solution!