• Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -<br/>
`Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!`
    Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -
    "Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!"
  • Teacher: Why is your paper blank?<br/>
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
    Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
    Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
  • My bank ought to be ashamed of itself! They keep returning my cheques because of `insufficient funds`!
    My bank ought to be ashamed of itself! They keep returning my cheques because of "insufficient funds"!
  • In my house, I am the boss.<br/>
My wife is just the decision maker!
    In my house, I am the boss.
    My wife is just the decision maker!
  • People who don't know me think I am quiet.<br/>
People who do know me, wish I were!
    People who don't know me think I am quiet.
    People who do know me, wish I were!
  • Don't some people's annoying little habits really get on to your nerves?<br/>
You know, like converting Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide!
    Don't some people's annoying little habits really get on to your nerves?
    You know, like converting Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide!
  • What falls often but never gets hurt?
    What falls often but never gets hurt?
  • You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!
    You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!
  • A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!
    A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!
  • Covid can spread through currency notes. So my wife protects me from getting infected by spending all the money herself before I can even touch it. How caring!
    Covid can spread through currency notes. So my wife protects me from getting infected by spending all the money herself before I can even touch it. How caring!