|Define Virtual Adaptation:|
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot!
|India is a typical family. We all quarrel and yell at each other, but it still works out perfectly.|
Let's cherish and enjoy the freedom and independence enjoyed by each of the family members.
Happy 15th August!
|Always stand for what you believe, stand for what is right and stand for what you desire.|
True freedom lies where the mind is without fear.
Happy Independence Day!
|On this wonderful occasion:|
No matter how far or near we are;
No matter how old we become;
No matter how often we meet.
I fondly remember the wonderful memories of growing up with you.
Happy Rakhi to my wonderful buddy for life!
|The festival of Rakhi makes me reminisce about all the memories we have shared together.|
Though we may live miles apart, we'll always be close at heart.
Sending love and wishes to you on this special day!
Wish you a very Happy Rakhi!
|It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!|
|BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?|
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
Let's congratulate the bride and groom.
Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
|Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...|
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
|Love is like a fart.|
If you have to force it, it's probably shit!