• One of worst jokes life will play on you is meeting the right person at the wrong time!
    One of worst jokes life will play on you is meeting the right person at the wrong time!
  • May the auspicious festival of lights, beautifully illuminate every corner of your life by adding sparkling moments of love, happiness, success, and joy.<br/>
May you enjoy this festival with your loved ones with high spirits!<br/>
Happy Diwali!
    May the auspicious festival of lights, beautifully illuminate every corner of your life by adding sparkling moments of love, happiness, success, and joy.
    May you enjoy this festival with your loved ones with high spirits!
    Happy Diwali!
  • During this festive season, may you get a trial of Aces.<br/>
Best wishes for happy Flush and joyous Diwali!
    During this festive season, may you get a trial of Aces.
    Best wishes for happy Flush and joyous Diwali!
  • Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!
    Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!
  • I always thought I had anger issues and was anti-social.<br/>
But after spending time on social media, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal!
    I always thought I had anger issues and was anti-social.
    But after spending time on social media, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal!
  • The queue is just one letter followed by four silent letters.<br/>
They must be waiting for their turn!
    The queue is just one letter followed by four silent letters.
    They must be waiting for their turn!
  • My wife has gone to her parents' place on vacation and I'm missing her so much.<br/>
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!
    My wife has gone to her parents' place on vacation and I'm missing her so much.
    So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
is in love with me!
    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    is in love with me!
  • On average it takes 6 minutes for a person to fall asleep.<br/>
And 1 minute if you're studying for exams!
    On average it takes 6 minutes for a person to fall asleep.
    And 1 minute if you're studying for exams!
  • It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.<br/>
Alcohol is a solution!
    It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.
    Alcohol is a solution!