• Before knowing about Anup Jalota<br/>
Boys to girls: Do you want to go clubbing, and then dinner?<br/><br/>

After knowing about Anup Jalota and his Girlfriend<br/>
Boys to girls: Do you want to go for a Jagrata, and then Langar?
    Before knowing about Anup Jalota
    Boys to girls: Do you want to go clubbing, and then dinner?

    After knowing about Anup Jalota and his Girlfriend
    Boys to girls: Do you want to go for a Jagrata, and then Langar?
  • Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
    Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
  • Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.<br/>
I'm now parsley sighted!
    Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
    I'm now parsley sighted!
  • What do you call a lazy skeleton? <br/>
Bone idle!
    What do you call a lazy skeleton?
    Bone idle!
  • When my phone battery is at 50%, the half full vs. half empty view depends on if it's plugged in or not!
    When my phone battery is at 50%, the half full vs. half empty view depends on if it's plugged in or not!
  • We live in a world where calling a woman 'a man' is sort of a compliment but calling a man 'a woman' is considered nothing but insult and abuse!
    We live in a world where calling a woman 'a man' is sort of a compliment but calling a man 'a woman' is considered nothing but insult and abuse!
  • Go for someone who Is not only proud to have you;<br/>
 
But will also take every risk just to be with you!
    Go for someone who Is not only proud to have you;
    But will also take every risk just to be with you!
  • Being a true friend means caring about someone enough to not give up on them even when they have given up on them self!
    Being a true friend means caring about someone enough to not give up on them even when they have given up on them self!
  • Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present!
    Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present!
  • Using my parents' money: I'm going to buy that, and that. ₹ 1000? I'm definitely buying that.<br/>

Using my own money: ₹ 100? Maybe that's too much!
    Using my parents' money: I'm going to buy that, and that. ₹ 1000? I'm definitely buying that.
    Using my own money: ₹ 100? Maybe that's too much!