• India is probably the only country in the world where you have to call people after sending them email to tell them you have sent an email!
    India is probably the only country in the world where you have to call people after sending them email to tell them you have sent an email!
  • I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without my permission.
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That makes me sick!
    I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without my permission.
    That makes me sick!
  • Instructors who say `Last One` are the reason I have trust issues!
    Instructors who say "Last One" are the reason I have trust issues!
  • Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!
    Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!
  • Lord Hanuman is the perfect symbol of strength, unparalleled devotion and selfless service. He is the greatest devotee of Lord Ram. May we be like him.<br/>
Have a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
    Lord Hanuman is the perfect symbol of strength, unparalleled devotion and selfless service. He is the greatest devotee of Lord Ram. May we be like him.
    Have a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
  • Let us pray to Pawan Putra Hanuman on this auspicious occasion of Hanuman Jayanti and seek his blessings to become successful in our lives.<br/>
Wishing you a happy Hanuman Jayanti!
    Let us pray to Pawan Putra Hanuman on this auspicious occasion of Hanuman Jayanti and seek his blessings to become successful in our lives.
    Wishing you a happy Hanuman Jayanti!
  • May Hanuman Ji give you confidence and strength to achieve success in your life.<br/>
Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
    May Hanuman Ji give you confidence and strength to achieve success in your life.
    Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
  • Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
    Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
    Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
Always shout `Honey, pizza is here` when the delivery guy comes so that he doesn't think you're eating it alone!
    Pro tip:
    Always shout "Honey, pizza is here" when the delivery guy comes so that he doesn't think you're eating it alone!
  • A couple went to a marriage counsellor:<br/>
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?<br/>
Wife: No, he doesn't!
    A couple went to a marriage counsellor:
    Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
    Wife: No, he doesn't!