• Girlfriend: What do you want?<br/>
Me: Nutella and you.<br/>
Girlfriend: Choose only one.<br/>
Me: N'you'tella!
    Girlfriend: What do you want?
    Me: Nutella and you.
    Girlfriend: Choose only one.
    Me: N'you'tella!
  • The world is full of lies and deception:<br/>
The label on the door said `Ladies` but there was just a toilet!
    The world is full of lies and deception:
    The label on the door said "Ladies" but there was just a toilet!
  • Boy: What's your name?<br/>
Girl: Vidhi and yours?<br/>
Boy: Vidhaan!
    Boy: What's your name?
    Girl: Vidhi and yours?
    Boy: Vidhaan!
  • You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with him!
    You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with him!
  • Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Kyun?<br/>
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.<br/>
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
    Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
    Pappu: Kyun?
    Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
    Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
  • ਪਉੜੀ ॥<br/>
ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਜਲੁ ਮੀਨਾ ਹੈ ਆਪੇ ਆਪੇ ਹੀ ਆਪਿ ਜਾਲੁ ॥<br/>
ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਜਾਲੁ ਵਤਾਇਦਾ ਆਪੇ ਵਿਚਿ ਸੇਬਾਲੁ ॥<br/>
ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਕਮਲੁ ਅਲਿਪਤੁ ਹੈ ਸੈ ਹਥਾ ਵਿਚਿ ਗੁਲਾਲੁ ॥<br/>
ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਮੁਕਤਿ ਕਰਾਇਦਾ ਇਕ ਨਿਮਖ ਘੜੀ ਕਰਿ ਖਿਆਲੁ ॥<br/>
ਹਰਿ ਤੁਧਹੁ ਬਾਹਰਿ ਕਿਛੁ ਨਹੀ ਗੁਰ ਸਬਦੀ ਵੇਖਿ ਨਿਹਾਲੁ ॥੭॥<br/><br/>

Pauree:<br/>
You Yourself are the water, You Yourself are the fish, and You Yourself are the net.<br/>
You Yourself cast the net, and You Yourself are the bait.<br/>
You Yourself are the lotus, unaffected and still brightly-colored in hundreds of feet of water.<br/>
You Yourself liberate those who think of You for even an instant.<br/>
O Lord, nothing is beyond You. I am delighted to behold You, through the word of the Guru's Shabad. ||7||<br/>
Greetings on the auspicious occasion of Guru Nanak Dev Ji's Gurpurab!
    ਪਉੜੀ ॥
    ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਜਲੁ ਮੀਨਾ ਹੈ ਆਪੇ ਆਪੇ ਹੀ ਆਪਿ ਜਾਲੁ ॥
    ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਜਾਲੁ ਵਤਾਇਦਾ ਆਪੇ ਵਿਚਿ ਸੇਬਾਲੁ ॥
    ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਕਮਲੁ ਅਲਿਪਤੁ ਹੈ ਸੈ ਹਥਾ ਵਿਚਿ ਗੁਲਾਲੁ ॥
    ਤੂੰ ਆਪੇ ਮੁਕਤਿ ਕਰਾਇਦਾ ਇਕ ਨਿਮਖ ਘੜੀ ਕਰਿ ਖਿਆਲੁ ॥
    ਹਰਿ ਤੁਧਹੁ ਬਾਹਰਿ ਕਿਛੁ ਨਹੀ ਗੁਰ ਸਬਦੀ ਵੇਖਿ ਨਿਹਾਲੁ ॥੭॥

    Pauree:
    You Yourself are the water, You Yourself are the fish, and You Yourself are the net.
    You Yourself cast the net, and You Yourself are the bait.
    You Yourself are the lotus, unaffected and still brightly-colored in hundreds of feet of water.
    You Yourself liberate those who think of You for even an instant.
    O Lord, nothing is beyond You. I am delighted to behold You, through the word of the Guru's Shabad. ||7||
    Greetings on the auspicious occasion of Guru Nanak Dev Ji's Gurpurab!
  • May Guru Nanak Dev Ji inspire you to achieve all your goals and May His blessings be with you in all your endeavours!<br/>
Happy Guru Nanak Jayanti!
    May Guru Nanak Dev Ji inspire you to achieve all your goals and May His blessings be with you in all your endeavours!
    Happy Guru Nanak Jayanti!
  • Let's make this day joyous and bright! Let's celebrate Guru Ji's birth anniversary and pledge to follow His teachings.<br/>
Happy Guru Nanak Dev Ji's Gurpurab to all!
    Let's make this day joyous and bright! Let's celebrate Guru Ji's birth anniversary and pledge to follow His teachings.
    Happy Guru Nanak Dev Ji's Gurpurab to all!
  • Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God.<br/>
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji<br/>
Wish you all a blessed Gurpurab!
    Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God.
    ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji
    Wish you all a blessed Gurpurab!
  • Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;<br/>
Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!<br/>
~ Bulleh Shah<br/><br/>

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    Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;
    Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!
    ~ Bulleh Shah

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