|India is probably the only country in the world where you have to call people after sending them email to tell them you have sent an email!|
|I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without my permission.
That makes me sick!
|Instructors who say "Last One" are the reason I have trust issues!|
|Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!|
|Lord Hanuman is the perfect symbol of strength, unparalleled devotion and selfless service. He is the greatest devotee of Lord Ram. May we be like him.|
Have a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
|Let us pray to Pawan Putra Hanuman on this auspicious occasion of Hanuman Jayanti and seek his blessings to become successful in our lives.|
Wishing you a happy Hanuman Jayanti!
|May Hanuman Ji give you confidence and strength to achieve success in your life.|
Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
|Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.|
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
Always shout "Honey, pizza is here" when the delivery guy comes so that he doesn't think you're eating it alone!
|A couple went to a marriage counsellor:|
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't!