• What did I learn today?<br/>
Four out of five times, gut instinct is just gas!Upload to Facebook
    What did I learn today?
    Four out of five times, gut instinct is just gas!
  • Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
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    Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
  • Husband: I love you till Moon and back.<br/>
Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I love you till Moon and back.
    Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? <br/>
It got mugged!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!
  • As I'm hiding in the tree completely nude, I can't help but think maybe dating married women isn't worth it!
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    As I'm hiding in the tree completely nude, I can't help but think maybe dating married women isn't worth it!
  • When a friend says, `You look fat`.<br/>
Boy: Tere Baap Ka Khaata Hun Kya?<br/><br/>

When a crush says, `You look fat`.<br/>
Boy: Saala Kal Se Gym Start!Upload to Facebook
    When a friend says, "You look fat".
    Boy: Tere Baap Ka Khaata Hun Kya?

    When a crush says, "You look fat".
    Boy: Saala Kal Se Gym Start!
  • Valentine's day is just about a month away so if you're in love with me, now would be the time to speak up!
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    Valentine's day is just about a month away so if you're in love with me, now would be the time to speak up!
  • Life is so much more beautiful when you focus on the good instead of the bad!
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    Life is so much more beautiful when you focus on the good instead of the bad!
  • Surround yourself with those who see greatness in you, even when you don't see it in yourself!
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    Surround yourself with those who see greatness in you, even when you don't see it in yourself!
  • Sometimes God doesn't give you what you think you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.<br/>
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    Sometimes God doesn't give you what you think you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.
    Good Morning!
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