When your interviewer asks if you have any questions, you should never ask "Do you have a toilet with good wi-fi connectivity?".
No wonder I'm still jobless!
|To some, marriage is a word.|
To others, a sentence - a life sentence!
|If you truly love someone, being faithful is easy!|
|Kids study history.|
Adults make history.
Legends delete history!
|Words are like spices... too many are worse than too few!|
|According to Science:|
Being forgetful is actually a sign that you are intelligent!
|Before marriage: Fat bank account and a thin body.|
After marriage: Thin bank account and fat body!
|No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it!|
|Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.|
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!
|No man knows more about women than I do.|
And I know nothing!