|No one can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future.|
Wish you a very happy and prosperous 2018!
|May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.|
Wish you a very healthy New Year!
|You must learn from your past mistakes, but not lean on your past successes!|
|Keep Calm because Life's too short to stress over people who don't deserve to be an issue!|
|Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.|
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
|Co-worker: I'm sick.|
Me: I hate to burst your bubble but I've known that for years!
|English - I Love You|
French - Je t'aime
Italian - Ti amo
India - Tum WhatsApp Use Karti Ho?
|Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?|
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
|My Goal for 2018 is to...|
Accomplish the goals of 2017;
Which I should've done in 2016;
Because I promised in 2015;
Planned them meticulously in 2014;
After I thought about in 2013!
|Ladies never make mistakes...|
They date them!