|Uncle: What do you do?|
Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.
Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?
Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!
|Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!|
|Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!
|Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!|
|I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.|
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018
|She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.|
After a week she gets a new boyfriend.
Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!
|One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...|
The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?
|Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"|
I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"
|She was simply very beautiful;|
My heart and mind Geya Jhool;
I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;
Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;
She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!
D - Diyas of Diwali
I - Illuminate your life with
W - Wealth and Wisdom and
A - Attract
L - Love and
I - Intimacy in your marital life
Have a great Diwali!