|My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.|
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!
|My car is making a very concerning noise. But the way my bank account is looking, I'm just going to turn my music up louder!|
|Teamwork, pride, commitment.|
Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage!
|Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!|
|You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child!|
|You give my life a purpose that helps me overcome all the bad moments and all the anxiety. I am so lucky to have a wife like you.|
Happy Birthday, Dear Wife!
|Most of the sky is actually below your feet!|
|No matter how slow your progress is, you're still ahead of everyone who isn't trying.|
|If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!|
#ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
|Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?|
Pappu: Deciding to get up!