|Not only girls but boys also leave their home for others...|
We call them soldiers!
|When you are a pure soul, you do not lose people, people lose you.|
|I make whiskey disappear.|
What's your superpower?
|Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed...|
"Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho"
He got a very quick response...
Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
|Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:|
|Mumbai real estate prices hit an all-time high.|
Every building is now sea facing!
|I've invented a new game, it's called "Quiet Tennis"|
It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racket!
Screwing up several things at once!
|A wife went shopping and bought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked, "How much did you pay?"
She replied "It was given free with a ₹ 9000/- Saree. I liked the shirt so much, I decided to buy the saree"!
|As you waste your breath complaining about life, someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have!|