• Uncle: What do you do?<br/>
Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.<br/>
Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?<br/>
Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Uncle: What do you do?
    Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.
    Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?
    Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!
  • Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!Upload to Facebook
    Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!
  • Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!Upload to Facebook
    Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?
    Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!
  • Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!Upload to Facebook
    Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!
  • I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.<br/>
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018Upload to Facebook
    I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.
    I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018
  • She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.<br/>
After a week she gets a new boyfriend.<br/>
Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.
    After a week she gets a new boyfriend.
    Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!
  • One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...<br/>


The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?Upload to Facebook
    One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...
    The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?
  • Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, `Don't eat anything Fatty`<br/>
I said, `Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?`<br/>
He said, `No Fatty, don't eat anything!`Upload to Facebook
    Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"
    I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
    He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"
  • She was simply very beautiful;<br/>
My heart and mind Geya Jhool;<br/>
I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;<br/>
Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;<br/>
She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!Upload to Facebook
    She was simply very beautiful;
    My heart and mind Geya Jhool;
    I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;
    Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;
    She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!
  • May the<br/>
D - Diyas of Diwali<br/>
I  - Illuminate your life with<br/>
W - Wealth and Wisdom and<br/>
A - Attract<br/>
L - Love and<br/>
I - Intimacy in your marital life<br/>
Have a great Diwali!Upload to Facebook
    May the
    D - Diyas of Diwali
    I - Illuminate your life with
    W - Wealth and Wisdom and
    A - Attract
    L - Love and
    I - Intimacy in your marital life
    Have a great Diwali!
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