• ਅੰਮ੍ਰਿਤ ਬਾਣੀ ਹਰਿ ਹਰਿ ਤੇਰੀ।।<br/>
ਸੁਣਿ ਸੁਣਿ ਹੋਵੈ ਪਰਮ ਗਤਿ ਮੇਰੀ।।<br/><br/>

The world of your Bani, Lord, is ambrosial nectar.<br/>
Hearing it again and again, I am elevated to the supreme heights!Upload to Facebook
    ਅੰਮ੍ਰਿਤ ਬਾਣੀ ਹਰਿ ਹਰਿ ਤੇਰੀ।।
    ਸੁਣਿ ਸੁਣਿ ਹੋਵੈ ਪਰਮ ਗਤਿ ਮੇਰੀ।।

    The world of your Bani, Lord, is ambrosial nectar.
    Hearing it again and again, I am elevated to the supreme heights!
  • Roz Chandigarh Ke Log Lake Ghumne Jaate The.<br/>
Jab Lake Chandigarh Ghumne Aayi, Toh Log Pareshsn Ho Gaye!Upload to Facebook
    Roz Chandigarh Ke Log Lake Ghumne Jaate The.
    Jab Lake Chandigarh Ghumne Aayi, Toh Log Pareshsn Ho Gaye!
  • May the power of Deva Shree Ganesha:<br/>
Destroy your sorrows;<br/>
Enhance your happiness;<br/>
And create goodness all around you!<br/>
Wish you a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!Upload to Facebook
    May the power of Deva Shree Ganesha:
    Destroy your sorrows;
    Enhance your happiness;
    And create goodness all around you!
    Wish you a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
  • May Lord Ganesha remove the obstacles of your life;<br/>
Provide you with auspicious beginnings;<br/>
Inspire you with creativity;<br/>
And bless you with intellect and wisdom!<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!Upload to Facebook
    May Lord Ganesha remove the obstacles of your life;
    Provide you with auspicious beginnings;
    Inspire you with creativity;
    And bless you with intellect and wisdom!
    Wish you a very Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
  • We never lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are!Upload to Facebook
    We never lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are!
  • Before going to sleep every night, forgive everyone, and sleep with a clean heart.<br/>
Good Night!Upload to Facebook
    Before going to sleep every night, forgive everyone, and sleep with a clean heart.
    Good Night!
  • Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?<br/>
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
    Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
  • Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.<br/>
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?<br/>
Customer: My wife!Upload to Facebook
    Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.
    Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
    Customer: My wife!
  • Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.<br/>
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.
    Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
  • Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.<br/>
Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!Upload to Facebook
    Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.
    Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!
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