• My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.<br/>
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!
    My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
    Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!
  • My car is making a very concerning noise. But the way my bank account is looking, I'm just going to turn my music up louder!
    My car is making a very concerning noise. But the way my bank account is looking, I'm just going to turn my music up louder!
  • Teamwork, pride, commitment.<br/>
Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage!
    Teamwork, pride, commitment.
    Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage!
  • Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!
    Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!
  • You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child!
    You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child!
  • You give my life a purpose that helps me overcome all the bad moments and all the anxiety. I am so lucky to have a wife like you.<br/>
Happy Birthday, Dear Wife!
    You give my life a purpose that helps me overcome all the bad moments and all the anxiety. I am so lucky to have a wife like you.
    Happy Birthday, Dear Wife!
  • Most of the sky is actually below your feet!
    Most of the sky is actually below your feet!
  • No matter how slow your progress is, you're still ahead of everyone who isn't trying.<br/>
Good Morning!
    No matter how slow your progress is, you're still ahead of everyone who isn't trying.
    Good Morning!
  • If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!<br/>
#ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
    If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!
    #ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
  • Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?<br/>
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
    Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
    Pappu: Deciding to get up!