|Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.|
Santa: Go into the corner.
Pappu: But why?
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees!
|Behind every "Maine Toh Kuch Nahi Padha Yaar".|
There is hidden, "Tu Hi Fail Hoga Saale, Meri Toh Full Tayari Hai"!
|Note-Bandhi Kya Hui 'Chillar' Miss World Jeet Gayi!|
|What is a pirate's favorite letter? |
It would be C!
|Main Relationship Mein Cheat Nahi Kar Sakta.|
Kyonki Uske Liye 2 Ladkiyan Chaiye Hoti Hain Aur Yaha Toh Ek Bhi Nahi Hai!
|Just do me a favour,|
Put your left hand on your right shoulder & your right hand on your left shoulder.
Guess what... I just sent you a warm hug!
|Leaders don't create more followers, they create more leaders!|
|Hope is wishing something would happen. Faith is believing something will happen. Courage is making something happen!|
|Whenever you feel weak, remember the things that made you strong; whenever you start to doubt yourself, remember those who believe in you.|
Good Morning and have a Great Day!
|Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,|
Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!