|Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting!|
I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting!
|Dear people who are on a diet, even websites have cookies and you don't!|
|Zomato guy entered SBI to deliver lunch.|
They told him to come after lunch time!
|I showed my Facebook page to my psychiatrist and she wants to talk to all of you!|
|One blonde to another, "Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a T.V. and it said: "Built-in Antenna".|
I don't even know where the hell that is!"
|They say "You attract what you fear."|
Oh God, I am so scared of Billion US Dollars!
|Shashi Tharoor has just sent his Deepavali wishes:|
Let this iridescent, opalescent, incandescent festival of fervour sink the tenebrosity into ravishing radiance, filling everyone's life with a cornucopia of joy, peace, health and fine fettle. Evil elements are incinerated in a sparkling show of lights and coruscation!
|One of the best things about getting older:|
Knowing someone is an idiot before they even speak!
Delhi colleges refuse Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for their students. Say 90% and 94.5% do not meet cutoff requirements!
|Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?|
Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!