• On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil, may the colour, bliss and beauty of this festival be with you throughout the year!<br/>
A Happy Dussehra to all!
    On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil, may the colour, bliss and beauty of this festival be with you throughout the year!
    A Happy Dussehra to all!
  • Let us come together to celebrate the victory of good over evil on this auspicious day.<br/>
A very happy Dussehra to you and your family!
    Let us come together to celebrate the victory of good over evil on this auspicious day.
    A very happy Dussehra to you and your family!
  • Freedom of speech is like a fart. You always enjoy yours and have a problem with others!
    Freedom of speech is like a fart. You always enjoy yours and have a problem with others!
  • You don't know real stress until you have a Panipuri in your mouth, a Panipuri in your hand, a Panipuri in your bowl and the Panipuri Wala is standing in front of you with another ready Panipuri!
    You don't know real stress until you have a Panipuri in your mouth, a Panipuri in your hand, a Panipuri in your bowl and the Panipuri Wala is standing in front of you with another ready Panipuri!
  • What goes around, comes around is not always Karma, sometimes it is Garba!
    What goes around, comes around is not always Karma, sometimes it is Garba!
  • Friend: Birds are such jerks, I fed them nicely yet they shit on me and flew away.<br/>
Me: Have you ever heard about dating?
    Friend: Birds are such jerks, I fed them nicely yet they shit on me and flew away.
    Me: Have you ever heard about dating?
  • Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
    Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
  • What's a fruit's favorite pick up line?<br/>
This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing!
    What's a fruit's favorite pick up line?
    This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing!
  • On this auspicious day, Let us celebrate valour, courage, and honour, Let us promise to live this year with goodness, And pray that good forces always triumph over evil.<br/>
Happy Dussehra to you and your loved ones!
    On this auspicious day, Let us celebrate valour, courage, and honour, Let us promise to live this year with goodness, And pray that good forces always triumph over evil.
    Happy Dussehra to you and your loved ones!
  • May Maa Durga destroys all evil from your life and blesses you with a happy and prosperous future.<br/>
Happy Durga Puja!
    May Maa Durga destroys all evil from your life and blesses you with a happy and prosperous future.
    Happy Durga Puja!