|Quit listening to other peoples opinions when it comes to you. It's not how everyone else views you, but it's how you view yourself!|
|The 3 Cs in life:|
Choice, Chance, Change.
You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change.
|Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?|
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
|Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?|
|Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?|
Because they always have a great fall!
|World Cup 2018 result update:|
VODKA 5 - PETROL 0
|Someone should design a t-shirt where the bottom couple inches are made of that silky glasses-cleaning fabric!|
|Wishing each other on Eid strengthens the bond of love and brotherhood and hugging reflects forgiveness.|
A very blessed Eid ul-Fitr to all of you!
|May the magic of this Eid ul-Fitr bring lots of happiness in your life;|
May you celebrate it with all your close friends and family;
And may your heart be filled with love and joy!
|You have the patience, the strength and the passion to achieve your ambition, your goals and your dreams. All you need to do now is try!|