• Quit listening to other peoples opinions when it comes to you. It's not how everyone else views you, but it's how you view yourself!
    Quit listening to other peoples opinions when it comes to you. It's not how everyone else views you, but it's how you view yourself!
  • The 3 Cs in life:<br/>
Choice, Chance, Change.<br/>
You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change.<br/>
Good Morning!
    The 3 Cs in life:
    Choice, Chance, Change.
    You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change.
    Good Morning!
  • Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: How about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No.<br/>
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
    Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
    Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    Santa: How about Cole's Law?
    Banta: No.
    Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
  • Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?<br/>
Mount Rushmore!
    Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
    Mount Rushmore!
  • Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?<br/>
Because they always have a great fall!
    Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
    Because they always have a great fall!
  • World Cup 2018 result update:<br/>
VODKA 5 - PETROL 0
    World Cup 2018 result update:
    VODKA 5 - PETROL 0
  • Someone should design a t-shirt where the bottom couple inches are made of that silky glasses-cleaning fabric!
    Someone should design a t-shirt where the bottom couple inches are made of that silky glasses-cleaning fabric!
  • Wishing each other on Eid strengthens the bond of love and brotherhood and hugging reflects forgiveness.<br/>
A very blessed Eid ul-Fitr to all of you!
    Wishing each other on Eid strengthens the bond of love and brotherhood and hugging reflects forgiveness.
    A very blessed Eid ul-Fitr to all of you!
  • May the magic of this Eid ul-Fitr bring lots of happiness in your life;<br/>
May you celebrate it with all your close friends and family;<br/>
And may your heart be filled with love and joy!<br/>
Eid Mubarak!
    May the magic of this Eid ul-Fitr bring lots of happiness in your life;
    May you celebrate it with all your close friends and family;
    And may your heart be filled with love and joy!
    Eid Mubarak!
  • You have the patience, the strength and the passion to achieve your ambition, your goals and your dreams. All you need to do now is try!
    You have the patience, the strength and the passion to achieve your ambition, your goals and your dreams. All you need to do now is try!