|On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil, may the colour, bliss and beauty of this festival be with you throughout the year!|
A Happy Dussehra to all!
|Let us come together to celebrate the victory of good over evil on this auspicious day.|
A very happy Dussehra to you and your family!
|Freedom of speech is like a fart. You always enjoy yours and have a problem with others!|
|You don't know real stress until you have a Panipuri in your mouth, a Panipuri in your hand, a Panipuri in your bowl and the Panipuri Wala is standing in front of you with another ready Panipuri!|
|What goes around, comes around is not always Karma, sometimes it is Garba!|
|Friend: Birds are such jerks, I fed them nicely yet they shit on me and flew away.|
Me: Have you ever heard about dating?
|Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!|
|What's a fruit's favorite pick up line?|
This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing!
|On this auspicious day, Let us celebrate valour, courage, and honour, Let us promise to live this year with goodness, And pray that good forces always triumph over evil.|
Happy Dussehra to you and your loved ones!
|May Maa Durga destroys all evil from your life and blesses you with a happy and prosperous future.|
Happy Durga Puja!