• Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting!<br/>
I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting!
    Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting!
    I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting!
  • Dear people who are on a diet, even websites have cookies and you don't!
    Dear people who are on a diet, even websites have cookies and you don't!
  • Zomato guy entered SBI to deliver lunch.<br/>
They told him to come after lunch time!
    Zomato guy entered SBI to deliver lunch.
    They told him to come after lunch time!
  • I showed my Facebook page to my psychiatrist and she wants to talk to all of you!
    I showed my Facebook page to my psychiatrist and she wants to talk to all of you!
  • One blonde to another, `Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a T.V. and it said: `Built-in Antenna`.<br/>
I don't even know where the hell that is!`
    One blonde to another, "Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a T.V. and it said: "Built-in Antenna".
    I don't even know where the hell that is!"
  • They say `You attract what you fear.`<br/>
Oh God, I am so scared of Billion US Dollars!
    They say "You attract what you fear."
    Oh God, I am so scared of Billion US Dollars!
  • Shashi Tharoor has just sent his Deepavali wishes:<br/>
Let this iridescent, opalescent, incandescent festival of fervour sink the tenebrosity into ravishing radiance, filling everyone's life with a cornucopia of joy, peace, health and fine fettle. Evil elements are incinerated in a sparkling show of lights and coruscation!
    Shashi Tharoor has just sent his Deepavali wishes:
    Let this iridescent, opalescent, incandescent festival of fervour sink the tenebrosity into ravishing radiance, filling everyone's life with a cornucopia of joy, peace, health and fine fettle. Evil elements are incinerated in a sparkling show of lights and coruscation!
  • One of the best things about getting older:<br/>
Knowing someone is an idiot before they even speak!
    One of the best things about getting older:
    Knowing someone is an idiot before they even speak!
  • BREAKING:<br/>
Delhi colleges refuse Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for their students. Say 90% and 94.5% do not meet cutoff requirements!
    BREAKING:
    Delhi colleges refuse Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for their students. Say 90% and 94.5% do not meet cutoff requirements!
  • Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?<br/>
Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!
    Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?
    Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!