|What do we want?|
When do we want it?
There's no rush...
|Foreigner: What is the right time to cross the road in India?|
Me: The right time to cross a road in India is not when a signal turns red. It's when enough people are sick of waiting and just cross together in a group!
|Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan,|
Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota!
|What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? |
A hippo is very heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter!
|I just had to chase a mugger down the street after he stole my wallet!|
He really gave me a run for my money!
|Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs!|
|Early to bed, early to rise;|
Gives a man more time to avoid his wife!
|I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight...|
I celebrate my comeback!
|Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.|
Now life is even shorter!
|It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!|