• What do we want?<br/>
Procrastination!<br/>
When do we want it?<br/>
There's no rush...
    What do we want?
    Procrastination!
    When do we want it?
    There's no rush...
  • Foreigner: What is the right time to cross the road in India?<br/>
Me: The right time to cross a road in India is not when a signal turns red. It's when enough people are sick of waiting and just cross together in a group!
    Foreigner: What is the right time to cross the road in India?
    Me: The right time to cross a road in India is not when a signal turns red. It's when enough people are sick of waiting and just cross together in a group!
  • Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan,<br/>
Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota!
    Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan,
    Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota!
  • What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? <br/>
A hippo is very heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter!
    What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
    A hippo is very heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter!
  • I just had to chase a mugger down the street after he stole my wallet!<br/>
He really gave me a run for my money!
    I just had to chase a mugger down the street after he stole my wallet!
    He really gave me a run for my money!
  • Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs!
    Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs!
  • Early to bed, early to rise;<br/>
Gives a man more time to avoid his wife!
    Early to bed, early to rise;
    Gives a man more time to avoid his wife!
  • I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight...<br/>
I celebrate my comeback!
    I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight...
    I celebrate my comeback!
  • Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.<br/>
Now life is even shorter!
    Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.
    Now life is even shorter!
  • It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
    It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
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