|When everything feels like an uphill struggle; Just think of the view from the top!|
|What is a Flat Stomach?|
Efforts that people will put in to get one... expect workout or eat right!
|Banta: Do you have any superpower?|
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
|After her husband has gone back to refill his drink for the fifth time at a host's party, the wife looks at him and says, "Aren't you embarrassed to keep going back for more?"|
Husband says, "Nope. I Keep telling them it's for you!"
|What did the grape do when he got stepped on?|
He let out a little wine!
|For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:|
Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
|What is Karma?|
Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.
This is return of Karma!
|Had a professional musician explain it to me like this:|
"Amateurs practice till they get it right. Pros practice until they can't get it wrong"!
|Food is the most abused anxiety drug.|
Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!
|Not only girls but boys also leave their home for others...|
We call them soldiers!