• When everything feels like an uphill struggle; Just think of the view from the top!
    When everything feels like an uphill struggle; Just think of the view from the top!
  • What is a Flat Stomach?<br/>
Efforts that people will put in to get one... expect workout or eat right!
    What is a Flat Stomach?
    Efforts that people will put in to get one... expect workout or eat right!
  • Banta: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
    Banta: Do you have any superpower?
    Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
  • After her husband has gone back to refill his drink for the fifth time at a host's party, the wife looks at him and says, `Aren't you embarrassed to keep going back for more?`<br/>

Husband says, `Nope. I Keep telling them it's for you!`
    After her husband has gone back to refill his drink for the fifth time at a host's party, the wife looks at him and says, "Aren't you embarrassed to keep going back for more?"
    Husband says, "Nope. I Keep telling them it's for you!"
  • What did the grape do when he got stepped on?<br/>
He let out a little wine!
    What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
    He let out a little wine!
  • For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:<br/>

Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
    For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:
    Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
  • What is Karma?<br/>
Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.<br/>
This is return of Karma!
    What is Karma?
    Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.
    This is return of Karma!
  • Had a professional musician explain it to me like this:<br/>
`Amateurs practice till they get it right. Pros practice until they can't get it wrong`!
    Had a professional musician explain it to me like this:
    "Amateurs practice till they get it right. Pros practice until they can't get it wrong"!
  • Food is the most abused anxiety drug.<br/>
Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!
    Food is the most abused anxiety drug.
    Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!
  • Not only girls but boys also leave their home for others...<br/>
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We call them soldiers!
    Not only girls but boys also leave their home for others...
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    We call them soldiers!