|If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I'm having a staff meeting!|
|Funny how some men come on social media just to argue for their preferred leader.|
These men simply do not have the guts to argue with their wives?
|Half the day, I wonder if it is too late for coffee.|
The other half, I wonder if it is too early for alcohol!
|In college, I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.|
Those were the darkest days of my life!
|Being negative is great! You're either always right or pleasantly surprised!|
|Please cast your vote!
And please don't caste your vote!
|Every exit is an entry to some place!|
|If you combine 'Whiskey' and 'Dinner'.|
you get a 'Winner'!
Please don't use Santoor Soap for a few weeks. Otherwise, you will look below 18 years & hence not able to cast your vote!
Your vote is very valuable!
|Take care of your spellings while writing English:|
A family vacation with in-laws to the beaches of Bay of Bengal resulted in a divorce due to a Facebook picture post by the husband of his wife and mother-in-law with the caption...
Bitches of Bay of Bengal!