|Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!|
|Goddess Durga is an embodiment of Shakti who overcame the evils of the world.|
May this Navratri, everyone uses Her blessings and power to overcome their problems in life.
Wish you a very Happy Navratri!
|It's so nice to have a daughter like you who brings happiness to the family,|
That's why, on Daughter's Day, you're wished all of the wonderful things you deserve.
A very Happy Daughter's Day!
|Daughters are angels sent from above, to fill our heart with unending love.|
Happy Daughter's Day!
|Stop thinking about everything so much, you're breaking your own heart!|
|The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. So plan your day wisely.|
|Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.|
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
|Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.|
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
|Neighbours are so annoying sometimes.|
My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. Can you believe that 2:30 am?
Luckily, I was still up playing drums!
When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!