|What did I learn today?|
Being pansexual has nothing to do with cooking and sex in the kitchen!
|Being on vacation with kids is just yelling at them in a different city!|
|Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right!|
|To be happy you must:|
1. Let go of what's gone.
2. Be grateful for what remains.
3. Look forward to what's to come next!
I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!!
Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off!
|Jab Koi Kahe 'Aur Sunao' Tab Usse Aisi Aisi Sunao Ki Uske Hosh Thikane Aa Jayein!|
|Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis...|
Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich!
|People who say their wedding day was the BEST day of their lives have never had 2 chocolate bars fall from a vending machine at the same time!|
|News just in...|
The guy who took an airline company to court over his missing luggage has lost his case!
|The best way to break the ice is to pour whiskey over it!|