|More Bollywood celebrities to be tested for Co-weed 19!|
|Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed and clean the whole house while she sleeps!|
|Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?|
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
|Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!|
|A microwave oven is an impractical, but effective metal detector!|
|Reality has taught us that it's never enough just to be right, you have to be able to convince people that you're actually right!|
|Did you know?|
In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.
In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.
And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg
|If you erase all the mistakes of your past, you would also erase all the wisdom of your present. Remember the lesson and not the disappointment!|
In the 1970s - Villain to Heroine: Kya Maal Hai
In the 2020s - Heroine to Villain: Maal Hai Kya
|Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc!|