• Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
    Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
  • Goddess Durga is an embodiment of Shakti who overcame the evils of the world.<br/>
May this Navratri, everyone uses Her blessings and power to overcome their problems in life.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Navratri!
    Goddess Durga is an embodiment of Shakti who overcame the evils of the world.
    May this Navratri, everyone uses Her blessings and power to overcome their problems in life.
    Wish you a very Happy Navratri!
  • It's so nice to have a daughter like you who brings happiness to the family,<br/>
That's why, on Daughter's Day, you're wished all of the wonderful things you deserve.<br/>
A very Happy Daughter's Day!
    It's so nice to have a daughter like you who brings happiness to the family,
    That's why, on Daughter's Day, you're wished all of the wonderful things you deserve.
    A very Happy Daughter's Day!
  • Daughters are angels sent from above, to fill our heart with unending love.<br/>
Happy Daughter's Day!
    Daughters are angels sent from above, to fill our heart with unending love.
    Happy Daughter's Day!
  • Stop thinking about everything so much, you're breaking your own heart!
    Stop thinking about everything so much, you're breaking your own heart!
  • The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. So plan your day wisely.<br/>
Good Morning!
    The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. So plan your day wisely.
    Good Morning!
  • <b>Charlie Chaplin -</b> I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.<br/>

<b>Shahrukh Khan -</b> I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.<br/>

<b>Santa -</b> I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
    Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
    Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
    Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
  • Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
    Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
    Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
  • Neighbours are so annoying sometimes.<br/>
My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. Can you believe that 2:30 am?<br/>
Luckily, I was still up playing drums!
    Neighbours are so annoying sometimes.
    My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. Can you believe that 2:30 am?
    Luckily, I was still up playing drums!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
When people say `Call me if you need anything` the word `Don't` is silent!
    Pro Tip:
    When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!
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