• Without dreams we reach nothing.<br/>
Without love, we feel nothing.<br/>
Without God we are nothing.<br/>
So always remember to pray.<br/>
Good Morning and have a blessed day!
    Without dreams we reach nothing.
    Without love, we feel nothing.
    Without God we are nothing.
    So always remember to pray.
    Good Morning and have a blessed day!
  • A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar all walk into a bar.<br/>
He came, he saw, he conquered!
    A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar all walk into a bar.
    He came, he saw, he conquered!
  • People often ask me what my wife does, but it's difficult to say really.<br/>
She sells seashells on the sea shore!
    People often ask me what my wife does, but it's difficult to say really.
    She sells seashells on the sea shore!
  • Nobody is going to play PUBG in Navratri because...<br/>
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Chicken Dinner!
    Nobody is going to play PUBG in Navratri because...
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    Chicken Dinner!
  • My wife left me because of my obsession with plants.<br/>
I asked, `Where's this stemming from petal?`
    My wife left me because of my obsession with plants.
    I asked, "Where's this stemming from petal?"
  • CINTAA has volunteered to take action against Alok Nath subject to the filing of a complaint by Vinta Nanda.<br/>
Ab Babuji Ke Liye Yeh 'CHINTAA' Ka Vishay Hai!
    CINTAA has volunteered to take action against Alok Nath subject to the filing of a complaint by Vinta Nanda.
    Ab Babuji Ke Liye Yeh 'CHINTAA' Ka Vishay Hai!
  • A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise.<br/>
The librarian says, `Sure, what Volume would you like?`
    A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise.
    The librarian says, "Sure, what Volume would you like?"
  • May you have an amazing start to another wonderful ride of 365 days filled with fun, laughter and happiness!<br/>
Happy Birthday!
    May you have an amazing start to another wonderful ride of 365 days filled with fun, laughter and happiness!
    Happy Birthday!
  • May this Navratri be as bright as ever.<br/>
May it brings joy, health and wealth to you.<br/>
May this festival brightens you and your near and dear ones' lives.<br/>

Happy Navratri!
    May this Navratri be as bright as ever.
    May it brings joy, health and wealth to you.
    May this festival brightens you and your near and dear ones' lives.
    Happy Navratri!
  • Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!
    Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!