|Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.|
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
|Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"|
Dentist: Rs 1200.
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
|"There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM", Modi said.|
He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore!
|No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free.|
I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card!
|How to lie to a woman?|
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
Trainer: It's crucial that you stick to a super high protein diet.
Me: Oh sure... I just had a block of cheese!
|Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity. |
This is what the holidays mean!
|Interviewer: How do you want to improve yourself in the next year?|
Guy: Well I'd like to get this job.
Interviewer: Other than that?
Guy: I'd like a promotion!
|When I'll die I want these words on my tombstone...|
Finally an apartment, I don't have to vacuum!
|Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!|