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What it became:
|Jo Log Naya Group Join Karte Hi, Do-Do Saal Purane Message WhatsApp Pe Daalte Hain,|
Unhein 2-3 Saal Ki Kaale-Paani Ki Saaza Banti Hai!
|Mark Zuckerberg got involved in a car accident with an M.P's son's car in Delhi. |
MP's son angrily: Do you know who my father is?
Mark: Yes, his name is Jaspal Singh. He has 237 friends out of which 35 are women and your mother doesn't know 10 of them. Last month he went to Thailand and he...
MP's Son: Bas Kar Yaar Galti Meri Thi!
|A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess hall read: "Don't waste the food - This food will win the war."|
Beneath these words, someone had scrawled: "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat here?"
|May God bless you abundantly on this auspicious day of Akshaya Tritiya.|
May it be a new beginning for you, filled with prosperity, success and happiness.
Wish you all a very Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
|Buying gold is a popular activity on Akshaya Tritiya as it is the ultimate symbol of wealth and prosperity Gold and gold jewelry bought and worn on this day signify never diminishing good fortune.|
A Happy Akshaya Tritiya to all!
|The ego wants quantity, but the soul wants quality!|
|Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion!|
|Understanding is an art. And not everyone is an artist.|
|Heater to Fanless to Fan to AC to Fan|