• Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.<br />
Jeeto: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
    Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
    Jeeto: Why?
    Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
  • Santa in extreme pain, `How much to have a tooth pulled?`<br />
Dentist: Rs 1200.<br />
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?<br />
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
    Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"
    Dentist: Rs 1200.
    Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
  • `There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM`, Modi said.<br/>
He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore!
    "There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM", Modi said.
    He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore!
  • No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free.<br/>
I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card!
    No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free.
    I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card!
  • How to lie to a woman?<br/>
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
    How to lie to a woman?
    Never mind, she already knows the truth!
  • At Gym:<br/>
Trainer: It's crucial that you stick to a super high protein diet.<br/>
Me: Oh sure... I just had a block of cheese!
    At Gym:
    Trainer: It's crucial that you stick to a super high protein diet.
    Me: Oh sure... I just had a block of cheese!
  • Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity. <br/>
This is what the holidays mean!
    Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity.
    This is what the holidays mean!
  • Interviewer: How do you want to improve yourself in the next year?<br/>
Guy: Well I'd like to get this job.<br/>
Interviewer: Other than that?<br/>
Guy: I'd like a promotion!
    Interviewer: How do you want to improve yourself in the next year?
    Guy: Well I'd like to get this job.
    Interviewer: Other than that?
    Guy: I'd like a promotion!
  • When I'll die I want these words on my tombstone...<br/>
Finally an apartment, I don't have to vacuum!
    When I'll die I want these words on my tombstone...
    Finally an apartment, I don't have to vacuum!
  • Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
    Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!