|If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. |
No one is without their phone for hours!
|We were all humans until:|
Race disconnected us;
Religion separated us;
Politics divided us;
And wealth classified us!
|True friends like you are priceless. May our friendship continue to grow stronger with each passing year.|
Wish you a very Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!
|Good manners have become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!|
|Birthday wishes to an eternal charmer!|
Happy birthday to a true Gemini!
|The only booze allowed by my wife during summers is Tarbooz!|
|Two reasons why I'm fat:|
1. I eat when I'm bored
2. I'm always bored
|My favourite football club is Barcelona... but in summers I like AC Milan!|
|Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!|
|Then: Think before you speak.|
Now: Search before you type!